Morally Delemmous Techno/Piss Wizard (More-all-y Die-lehm-ous Tech-no Piss Wiz-zard)
The Great Morally Dieilemmous Techno Piss Wizard, Urinomancer (a.k.a. Morally Dilemmous Technowizard, Piss Wizard, Urinomancer)
A wizard who discovered a set of coordinates from an ancient tome belonging to an alien species to teleport anything anywhere. It's incredibly difficult, though, since the coordinates aren't centered on Alta, and the planet's constantly moving.
He lives in a massive tower with his steward, Stuart.
This tome was later stolen by Max Amill. He now uses Stuart the steward's abridged notes.
The wizard also has a nigh-bottomless supply of cursed apples. One bite from an apple will permanently turn all apples (aside from cursed apples) into piss in one's mouth, and all piss into apple juice in one's mouth.
Social
Hobbies & Pets
Creating new characters for The Space:TM:.
Pets: Stuart, his steward.
Speech
Tends to describe what he's doing verbally.
Alignment
Chaotic Stupid
Species
Date of Birth
20th of Homstember, 420 BC
Year of Birth
420 BC
442 Years old
Children
Pronouns
He/him
Gender
Male
Eyes
Bloodshot
Hair
Silver, frizzy
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Extremely pale.
Height
5'9"
Weight
60lbs
Quotes & Catchphrases
"EEEEVIL!"
Ruled Locations
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