No Pain, No Gain

I sure do love booze...but hangovers are the WORST! The blue devil was really loud this morning, too, definitely was not helping my head. That guy is super weird overall, he talks to his book like it's a person. Even I know that books don't talk back to you...
Anyway, there was weird music outside this morning, but the kind that doesn't hurt your hangover headache, so we went to find out where it was coming from. We found this magic butterfly that turns into a magic house with two magic statues outside that can talk! Their names are Tyler and Kevin and they REALLY want to go to the beach. The beach is awesome, I want to go to the beach. But Tyler and Kevin know us and tell us to go inside the house to meet Trevor but not really because we already met him even though we've never met him before. Magic Trevor tells us about a cool item and where we can get it so of course we leave to find it as soon as blue devil is done talking about books again.
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The next day we go to this challenge dungeon place which is super freaking cool and that famous guy Testicles is there. He's really strong but not very nice for some reason. Jaxi says that if I wait until the end of the dungeon to fight everyone we get extra points so I was really trying hard not to punch anyone this time. We got split up right after that so I did some cool stuff like throwing a ball and dancing to find Jaxi and get to the fight at the end. Testicles actually helped me because we were in this spirally room and this giant rock ball started rolling towards us but Testicles made us pass right through it, so cool! He seemed pretty cool then.
I saw Jaxi again right after that and I sorta got another headache, but not a hangover one this time. We figured out the next room by mixing colors. Next was a huge room with pictures and words and we solved that one pretty easy.
Testicles waited for us in the next room for some reason and Jaxi said it was time to fight and I was SO READY, MAN! But Testicles is really strong so I changed my mind and he messed up the next puzzle so it didn't really matter anyways. Blue guy figured out the puzzle he failed and we got the magic candy! It looked so good but Jaxi and blue guy kept saying it was other stuff. I just wanted candy.
There was a huge party after! Then we took the candy to Trevor and he turned it into a pine cone for some reason and they he put it into a fountain and suddenly I was somewhere else and I was really small! A big guy came into the room and said "It's over." and then I was me again. Phew! I don't know if I like this magic stuff, I thought I was going to be small forever... We tell Trevor what happened and he gives blue guy a weird book. I bet he will talk to that one too.