I left the monastery to find myself, just like Master Shih Tzu always told me to do. Today I found a lovely little amusement park named Criminal Land. Everyone here is sneaky-beaky just like me. I hope to fit right in with the "criminals" here. Mother always told me about this amusement park and how much my father and grandfather loved it. I rode on seven different rides today, and in one of them I even stole the ride operator's keys so I could keep going. I like it here.