14.1 The One That Got Away

sooo... i changed my thword again and thith tiem i thwitched the thpell to one that doeth thtummbly thtuff inthted of bwinding. it maketh peepel walk funny after i thmack em not thure how it workth yet but it cotht a BUNCH of gold and i thot it wath worth it.
 
then we got a wetter from ulwika and it wath to the glided iwon folk and it wath BAD. pwog ith totally thuwounded now and nobuddy can get in or out unleth they uthe magic. and at night there be thcreaming and thadow voitheth and thome of the tholdierth are going cwaazy from it which ith real bad. but it doeth make thenthe thince the wune thing we fixed ith making their magic not work tho good now.
 
then cawanthia pullth uth athide and goeth we gotta be thneaky about what we do nektht and maybe kimiweel shud go tawk to the big wigth cuz he knowth how to thpeek wight to them folk. and cawanthia theemth real worried bout thomebody being a bad guy on the cownthil and i gueth her dad got killed for finding out thtuff wike that before which ith thuper thad.
 
kimiweel thaid fwaya can go into folkth mindth but cawanthia didnt wike that ideea. wath kinda funny how her face got all thquirmy when he thaid that. n e way we go to find ulwika and i athk if the cwericth ever figgered out about that thpy wady we cot who died and turned into a old dude. that wath real weird but no one theemth to know yet.
 
ulwika thayth we can maybe talk to the duke guy enwik kathinthky and she can help uth meet him today. even tho thingth are gettin bad out there. and we talk more bout choath and how folk here HATE it. but altho hide thtuff wike mutant babieth out in the woodth like lepperth which ith mean. but thuppothedly not choathy even if it thoundth choathy.
 
then cawanthia goeth wike hey ith there a mole on the cownthil and ulwika goeth EKCUTHE ME you think id jutht let that happen. and they thtart thort of thnapping at each other. but cawanthia tellth her about the cult meetin at the tanewy and the weerd food bwand that thouldnt be here and how they thayd their fwiend on the councill keepth the gawdth bwind.
 
ulwika doethnt wike hearing that but goeth ok fine u can meet em all and we talk about do we help with the thiege thtuff or do we go mole hunting and i go maybe we can do BOTH if we uthe the dead guy that popth up when the wady died thince that ith thtill bonkerth to me and maybe the cwericth can thpeak to him.
 
tho we go to the thtockadeth and meet this captin guy that hath a funny eye and horshoo thtache and hith name ith wjat which ith a dum name but he theemth okay. he thhowth uth the body and there a wady pawadin there named maybe hawkbone and we all wook at the old guy and fwaya doeth her mind thing and cawanthia doeth detecty magic and nobody thpotted em which ith good.
 
then hawkbone thayth wait with the talking to the dead till we think up our questionth cuz u only get one try. and cawanthia thinkth maybe the lady had a thpell on her to thwap bodieth which ith wild. and we wight down our questionth and get to athk em. and the dead guy ith like NOPE never been to pwog no clue who we awe and never got caught what even ith a pwisoner. and then he thayth lady kithina guided him and hith thoul got thmashed.
 
we go WHO and cawanthia goeth that nameth old ith a real big deal. if thith ith the thame wady kithina from a wong time ago then sheth bin all over the pwathe being a theef a wuler a athathin and thtuff and now she wantth to become a god by making folk worship her and pwog hath thomething she wantth bad.
 
thin we go thee gortek and fewikth who awe makin a pwan to go BWOW UP a theige tower and gortek yelleth like ALWAYTH and ith like LETTH GO KILL. and fewikth goeth maybe calm down but yeah we tell em all we know and they think maybe thith kithina ith the one behind it all. and we agwee we gotta go take out that tower.
 
the plan ith we go through a thuper thecwet tunel and thneak up then thmash the tower and uthe the magic lensth to thcape and thin cowapth the thunnel tho they cant fowwow uth and maybe befowe that we thtill get to go thee enwik kathinthky and maybe git more cwueth abowt wat we gonna do nektht.
 
dwaugnir keep watch over uth we gotta big fite ahed and i dont wanna get thquashed. altho if you thee my mom and dad tell em im thtill wookin and i mith them tho much.