It's Never Sunny on Dagobah

Entry 1
First night on the planet. We crashed about 6 hours ago. It took all my savings to get here and arrange transport off planet, and so far it sure doesn’t seem worth it. I still can’t point at anything that made me want to come here. I say “want” like I had any say in the matter. It's like my hands and feet and mouth acted on their own to get me to Dagobah. Hadn’t even heard of the place until I started looking for it. Well here I am! Maybe I should meditate or something, try and unlock my senses to the will of the universe. I can’t believe I just wrote that. I think I’m losing it.
 
Entry 2
Second morning. I think it’s morning… It doesn’t get very bright here. It’s hot and wet and everything seems to be alive. I can hear movement all around me. Nothing seems to have gotten too close in the night, which is a relief. I’m going to go and walk around a bit. See if there’s anything out there worth seeing.
 
Entry 3
Third night. Almost got eaten today, that was fun. I fell into a pond a little ways from our camp. Or maybe I was pulled? It happened pretty fast. I was walking, and then I was being pulled under the water. Lost my knife when I stabbed whatever it was that had a hold of me. Need to be more careful. Not going to find any answers if I'm dead in some monster's belly. Sounds like Mevlo has diarrhea again. I told him not to eat the local flora.
 
Entry 4
Fifth day. Little green guy came by today. I saw him in the jungle yesterday collecting food maybe? I almost ran right into him but he didn’t even seem surprised to see me. Anyway I woke up and came out of my tent and there he was digging through our crap! I ran over and shooed him away. What a creep. Creepy little backwards talking gremlin. This place is kind of the worst.
 
Entry 5
Eighth night. Getting a little scared. Been hearing some sounds from the river ever since it got darker. Will probably sleep with my blaster in my hand.
 
Entry 6
Tenth day. Almost out of the good rations and getting really tired of living out of a Pup Tent. My mattress keeps deflating in the middle of the night and it’s giving my neck hell. I wonder if anyone will ever find my bones?
 
Entry 7
Twelfth morning. I had a dream last night. I think it was a dream. It was vivid and terrifying and I was lucid. Woke up screaming. Forgot my blaster was in my hands and almost put a couple holes in the tent. I can feel something happening to me, but I can’t explain what. It’s like I can almost see something out of the corner of my eye. Or I can almost remember something, but I just can’t seem to think of it’s name. I think I might be on the brink of something, almost able to look out over the edge at… something. Is this what insanity feels like? Maybe I'll try to find the green guy today. Mevlo definitely has diarrhea again.