I come from a very distant land where I study in the prestigous University College Orc. I have travelled to this new land in order to expand my knowledge (and also because the king would cut my funding otherwise).
I am Patsy. I study in University College Orc. I am actually a very big deal. I know all there is to know about bearbugs which happen to be my favourite type of bug. But now I travelled to a distant land to learn about its geography. I am looking for adventurers to travel into more dangerous areas of this land.
- Age
- 52 Orcish Winters
- Date of Birth
- 46th Month of the Chimera, 326 CE
- Gender
- Man
- Eyes
- Blue
- Hair
- Brown
- Skin Tone/Pigmentation
- Pale
- Height
- 4ft9
- Weight
- 120lb
Appearance
Mentality
Personal history
I was born in 326CE. My father Tibitius was a powerful healer and my mother was a powerful fire mage. I was always intellectually superior to my peers. A lot of rowdy boys my age tried to bully me. But with my superior intellect I was able to create interesting items to defend myself. One time I used chimera venom to design a new chemical. One of my bullies had such a strong allergic reaction that his skin inflated into a ball. His friends had to roll him back home.
Education
I started studying in University College Orc at age 8 and by the time I hit puberty I wrote a book on "Mating Rituals of Ents". Most of my degree was a waste of time because my classmates were significantly less smart than me so the professors had to go at a slower pace.
Accomplishments & Achievements
I wrote a hundred books during my career. While it might sound like a small amount I will point out that they are around 5000 pages on average.
Failures & Embarrassments
One time I found a green rabbit. Fascinated by its appearance I started chasing it. I was running so fast I did not notice a hornet's nest and I hit my head into it. I got stung about 1000 times. Thankfully I designed an antidote using an elf hair, a leaf of a birch tree and a toad's faeces.
Mental Trauma
One time I did a small miscalculation in my astronomy test and received 99%. I spent an entire week lying in bed crying.
Intellectual Characteristics
Honestly I am intellectually superior to others in every way.
Morality & Philosophy
I like people I trully do but I don't understand how so many of them are okay with being stupid. Knowledge is the most important thing to me even if it makes me depressed.
person.sexuality
I have never been in a relationship with anyone. Honestly it sounds like a waste of time. Why would I go on a date when there is so much to learn.
person.gender_identity
I have no sense of gender identity. I couldn't care less about how I present. I only care about learning about our world.
Known Languages
Common, Dwarvish
Personality
Motivation
I am motivated by knowledge. I see it as a personal failure if I don't finish a day smarter than I started it.
Quotes & Catchphrases
One time my father told me "Knowledge is key to success" but I am not sure what it means. I mean, a key is usually made of metal so how can you make a key out of knowledge? But then again I was never good at metaphors.
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