Craftsman, Merchant, Largest Hands

Name

 
Konald “The Greatest” J Krump, the J is for Junior. But the only person allowed to call me that is mom. I will throw you into our families alligator moated castle camp if you say it.


 

Guilds:

Beguiler 5, Samag Vengeance Taker 2


 

Notable Ability Score:

Str 8, Dex 9, Con 8, Int 7, Wis 15, Cha 20.


 

Journal entry :

I have the biggest hands, I am the greatest, and I am the second mate to the greatest captain Azuris himself. Of course, he is truly second to me in every way. But it would be rude to take a good guy's ship. Like Azuris is the best of guys, such a good guy that he gets these fancy drawings of mine. See this one, why are you making that face? I don’t write pictures you filthy scaly.


 

Alignment :

Neutral Evil, the world is my oyster, and I won't let my greatness be held back.


 

Notable Deeds:

Being born me. Defeating a larva that slept all day. Defeating a powerful mountain jotun who thought he could fist fight me. Oh, and tricking the brilliant Regin Uthem with ease. Because I am great of course. He was baffled by my greatness. Even gave me a ship.


 

Religion :

Myself of course. And the greatest Harmony in history. Only the best for this Krump.


 

Physical Traits :

I stand at the tallest height of all, a total 3ft tall. With the biggest hands, look, they are all swollen up because I lift big weights. The biggest weights. I stand at a perfect health of eighty eight pounds and will hear nothing else of my grand figure. Don’t admire it too much, it's only for the ladies. Like Terecitas, she just wants me to grab her by the (Researchers note, we had to remove this for the disgusting images given. He even went on about saying he wasn’t on a strange list. We had no idea what he was talking about but it seems there's some ancient being called Neistpe “The Guilty” that he is involved with. Having visited his exclusive island too many times to count as he said.)


 

Notable Comrades :

The Kryptic Cabal, though it is said that his association was more with the branch of The Red Lady Pirates.


 

Notable Rivals :

The shadows…..


 

Organizations:

Too many want me, too few will ever get me.


 

Notable Items:

Harmony’s Chosen

Contrary to its name, this item is actually a sign of great catastrophe. As the armor is said to signify the choosing of the herald of the end times. Brought by harmony itself, this oventium full plate seems as light as leather armor. Its strange purple spider with eight legs depicted at its center is said to glow golden when the armor is active. While only those chosen by the family can wear this armor. None who have worn it have ever lived longer than a year following.


 

Ambition

To defeat the shadows that haunt my good friend Captain Azuris.