Biin Hejj

Biin Hejj [pronounced like "Bin Hedge"] was spawned at the age of 20 on a mysterious 1½-dimensional world in one of the fringe universes already in the process of collapse. He is tall (6'3"/190.5 cm) and lanky--awkward and birdlike in appearance. Flamboyant and gregarious gestures only add to the avian image, particularly when he flails about with arm flourishes. These days his demeanor connotes an erudite stork or an electrocuted chicken more oft than naught. His ice-blue eyes are usually warm and friendly during more lucid moments, but there's frequently a mischievous glint in them. When not working on tools or cooking, he fidgets his hands or feet. His skin is quite white, but not unhealthy. His dirty-blondish hair is cut close to the scalp. Traces of either tool grease or cooking grease stain his hands and clothing, which are otherwise refined. Tinker's goggles rest on either his forehead or hat, if he's wearing one. Sometimes, he brings them down to examine details when he's working. Several musical instruments are seen clinging to him these days, either fastened by straps or strapped on by fasteners. And his fingernails? ...stunningly well kept!

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I was born on the dusty plains within the Yellowstone River valley where I chased antelope & jackrabbits, and scared unwary foxes. Its sandstone rock made my bones. Its water, born of geysers, made my blood. Its cottonwoods wove my skin. Its winds filled my lungs with air.

Eventually I went to the Southwest deserts to learn. I returned north, and eventually came under the shadow of the mountain properly called Takhoma, the Mother of Waters, overlooking the Salish Sea, where I pretend to do important things with airplanes.

I tend to come to World Anvil as a writer rather than an RPG maker or DM, but I'm a sucker for RPG-type charts and figures, and especially maps.

I don't do "the Twitter" or "the Facebook" but if you want to drop me a line here! ☺

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Thu 30th May 2019 06:05

Kiii Birdie Song

by Biin Hejj

Oh come on little birdies, /
Oh won't you, pretty please? /
You'd think that you would get this /
Just like your friends, the bees. //

Just settle down. Get comfy. /
Dinner by candlelight. /
And listen to my birdy song /
To let your love take flight. //

Just like a pair of birdies /
Take me under your wing /
And give your birdy kisses /
While this love song I'll sing //

It's time to think of babies /
It's time to lay your egg /
We're desperate for some of your chicks /
That's why this bard must beg //

We promise no more omlettes /
We just want to see you grow /
An avian population /
In wind or rain or snow //

So spread your wings and get busy /
And quickly build your nest /
We need to have more birdies /
And give some to our guests //

Now do not worry birdies /
It could always be worse /
I could come up with many more /
Of this song's bad verse //

So let's strike up a bargain /
And have a chick or two /
And I will stop my singing /
The rest...is...up... to... *gasp*

YYYOOOOOOUUUUUU!

--Biin Hejj

The major events and journals in Biin's history, from the beginning to today.

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06:10 am - 30.05.2019

Kiii Birdie Song
Oh come on little birdies, / Oh won't you, pretty please? / You'd think that you would get this / Just like your friends, the bees. // Just settle down. Get comfy. / Dinner by candlelight. / And listen to my birdy song / To let your love tak...
06:05 am - 30.05.2019

What the... by all the gods, their aunties, and that odd looking cat over there staring at me as if it thinks I'm about to give it my cheeseburger... where in the world am I? Wait...what WORLD am I in? Last thing I knew, I was in a one-and-a-half dimensional world! Then there was something about a flamboyant professor, a girl with glasses, a fierce looking dwarf, and the strangest slug I ever saw. And now, you are reading my thoughts. Yes, you. Hello? Fourth wall? I can see you, you know. This isn't dignified. You either, cat.

06:32 pm - 21.05.2019