A hyper-naturally intelligent border collie with incredible urinary aim.

Woof. Woof. Bark.

Seriously, I'm a dog. What do you think I have to say? How am I talking? That's because I'm not really a dog. It's a long story and I'd rather not go too deeply into it, but the long and short of it is that I have spells I can still access as long as I'm careful. There are perks to being a dog. If nothing else, very few people ask me boring questions.