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1-0. No one fucks with Janiel.

The Rotten Apple Session 3 - I shot the sheriff

Guess who just got a fucking 44 magnum. Its everyone's favourite security guard of vault 99... Janiel. Time to pop some heads and Cherries. #NotAVirgin

Met some ghoul named Wazowski yesterday, seemed like a good fella. Could do with a bit of cream. He looks a bit like my ballsack. Managed to convince him to give me his laser pistol, I’m such a smooth talker LOL. Shoutout to my 2 followers, hope your day is going good. #GhoulsOrBalls

Nothing is better then giving to your friends. Energy weapons expert on the team is now armed. Dr Blaze. #ZapZap

BJHJ! BJHJ! #TheBoys

I’m so good at rolling. #AthleticAsFuck

Just found a bunch of female ghouls, time to pop heads. #GhoulsJustWannaHaveFun

BJJ are going out into the world. That mop swinger ain’t that bad. Heath loves looking around and Blaze keeps offering rim jabs…not sure if I’m hearing him right. #BoysInTheWorld

Just knocked Johnny to the floor in front of the overseer #Pussy

“Have you had your rim jabs”

“To rim or not to rim, that is the question”

Just got two followers. My new follower count has reached an all time high of 2. #MoreFriendsThenYou

I wish I told Mr Yamaha I can’t read. #DyslexicAsFuck

Johnny has just walked into the room, acting like a proper dick. #ToiletCleaner

Todays the day, wishing all my fellow vault dwellers all the luck. Please someone respond and be my friend. #JustKidding #IveGotLoadsOfFriends

Tomorrow, Janiel becomes a man. Goodbye no friends, everyone say hello to your new overseer. #BornToLead