My name is Olaf Gordon. I’m 23 years old. My house is in the garbage can in the Double Cats Pub, in the back, and I am not married. I work as an ambassador for the Freemen, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in my can by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm garbage and doing about twenty minutes of "oooooooh"ing before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told i have a parasite at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.