We're here to kick add and chew bubblegum. And we're all out of ass.

I made a blood pact and went to the museum. Best day ever!

God sends his tastiest pies to his strongest soldiers

"The Puppets of Feminism Past, Present, and Future shall visit them tonight"

"Puppets. Are Not. Lame."

"It's Gotta Be Somewhere, Maybe. Or It Could Be Nowhere."

"I don't wanna die in a FISH COSTUME!"

"Do I get a DM De-veto?"

"I am an Aravantian. I have the right to bear an arcane focus."

"That gelatinous cube shouldn't be there..."

"LISTEN, LISTEN! ... I have maps"