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Adaine Abernant
Adaine is a complex character whose personality combines intelligence, aggression, dripping sarcasm, vulnerability, and a strong moral compass. She is headstrong and unafraid to stand up for herself and her friends. Has Anxiety disorder. Raised in a wealthy and controlling family, Adaine grew up in an environment where appearances mattered, and many normal childhood experiences were forbidden to her. Adaine has blonde hair and blue eyes. Though she often behaves like a wallflower, Adaine is quite beautiful.

Aelwyn Abernant
Aelwyn is described as being perfect, prim, and proper. She wears a Hudol uniform, as that's where she attends school. She is very antagonistic towards her younger sister and they have a strong rivalry, as Aelwyn is the favorite child of the family. However, deep down, she feels bad that their parents treat her as bad as they do. She also feels a deep sense of guilt for watching it happen their entire childhoods, but was too afraid of their parents to do anything about it. She suffered indirectly through her parents expectations and her fear of them. She's driven by her parents' expectations of her, and comes to work for the Nightmare King along with her mother. Outside of school hours, she's a real party animal. The boys at Hudol who can't normally score women hire Aelwyn to come to their parties and provide drugs, liquor, and hot, sexy elemental cheerleaders for them to make out with.

Pastor Amelia Shredstein
Pastor of the Church of Ollie. A very kind woman who's serves the lord the best she can, probably more than Ollie would care for her to.

Amera Tetline
A Fairy from the Newspaper club, she is the photographer of the group. She is a shy tiny fey being with a lot of Green in her appearance, She got sorta Green Beautiful wings with yellow and pink accents. She carries a normal sized Camera and a tiny notebook. She's very clumsy and doesn't focus on where she's going much, leading to her flying into stuff. Her tiny size acts as advantage for her to film anything she wants, she is also insecure about being so tiny compared to everyone else.

Anaconda Neckfrill
A stereotypical sweet grandma of Aushra, she is very nice and kind to everyone, always ready to treat someone with a cookie. She is the same height as her husband, Rufus, has a red neckfrill. She has a little garden that she takes care of. She wears a marble colored polka dotted fuller skirt and a green blouse and a white shirt.

The Principal of The Aguefort Academy Arthur Aguefort
A chaotic good, whimsical Principal of Aguefort Academy, however also wise and full of knowledge after being alive for hundreds of years. He's overprotective of his students, always willing to help no matter what it takes. Likes to experiment even if it hurts him.

Ice Cream Man Basrar
Basrar is a dejected djinn that can only use his genie powers to make ice cream. He acts very cheery and nice when in his store but it is said that he has a deep sadness about him which is presumably about his inability to use his magic for anything but ice cream related wishes. He owns an ice cream store near the highway

Bill Seacaster
William "Old Bill" Seacaster is a great adventurer with a great deal of fame who clearly made his wealth and his name in "heroic", while others call "nefarious", dealings. He is the father of Fabian Seacaster. He is the most pirate-y pirate to ever pirate. He wears a tricorn hat, an eye patch, and a long coat, with a saber at his side. Bill Seacaster is a very loud, intense, and volatile person. He takes pride in who he is and is not ashamed of the way he amassed his wealth. He is a pirate, and takes offense when people suggest otherwise, because of what he's done to get the title. He is extremely fond of his son and re-lives his adventuring days vicariously through him. He compliments him often, though this high praise tends to set very high expectations for him as well, which puts a strain on their otherwise very loving relationship. He's rich enough that he can hire cars to drive around for him.

DJ Brainzz
Hipster looking Zombie DJ. His tracks sound like zombie themed tunes mixed with dubstep.

Cathilda Ceíli
Cathilda is a halfling with dark brown eyes. She normally wears her maid uniform, as she's typically working whenever she's around Fabian and the audience is aware of her presence. Despite what Fabian may think, though, she does actually have other clothes that she wears. She is an extremely chipper person and her face is always creased in a perpetual smile. She is a very helpful person and does her job very well.

The God Of Chaos
This primordial spectator is the keeper of secrets. They speak in a monotone and without emotion, and yet their voice seems to contain a multitude of separate voices of varying genders, all speaking in unison. While the other gods could pass for human, or at least human-like, it's immediately clear that Chaos is not of this world, yet even they have some human characteristics. Their skin is gray higher up on their body, gradually darkening to dark yellow further down, and then becoming featureless black and brown. The closest Chaos has to "normal" in their appearance is their human head and torso. Bat-like wings are where their ears should be, and in the middle of their chest is a red stone or eye. Another large eye is on their forehead, and on that eye itself, two smaller eyes can be seen. Where Chaos's abdomen and lower torso would be, and circling up their chest and behind their head, is a tangle of red-eyed, melted-together human heads, including one that's missing its upper half above the nose. Mixed in with this mass are a few bones, small plants (some with red leaves, some the same color of Chaos's skin), and a human fetus, eventually trailing down into a dark, indistinct shape. On the right side of their body is the edge of what seems to be a robe, which blends back into the mishmash of flesh and faces.

Coach Daybreak
Daybreak is a human fighter who wears sweatpants and a baseball cap, and a whistle around his neck. He carries a giant spear glowing with holy light.

Dayne Blayde
Dayne is a human paladin with blonde hair and a stereotypical jock look. He spends much of the series simply being popular both in sports and in regular school. However, he has shown more intelligence than other jocks at the school like Ragh. He is dating Penelope Everpetal, and his best friend, Ragh Barkrock has a crush on him, though he does not reciprocate.

Dazzle Mazzle
A Ranger Half Orc. He's the twin brother of Razzle and an older brother figure of Ember. Despite his looks he's more of a goof than his brother, though he is also as charismatic. He has long braids and a bunch of piercings like his brother. He wears sort of a Hippie cardigan with nothing under and brown wide leg shorts. he is slightly bigger and bulkier than his brother.

Lunch Lady Doreen
Doreen is a human warlock. She is a thin, severe-looking woman who smokes (inside the school, while she's preparing lunch). She wears a hairnet, gloves and apron as a Lunch Lady.

Fabian Seacaster
Fabian is a half-elf fighter and a proud and outwardly confident young man looking to write his name on the world. Fabian is very concerned with appearances and social status, and can sometimes act snobbish because of this wealth. He is always on the hunt for an opportunity to prove himself and make his father, the famous William Seacaster, proud. Fabian is 6'1" with white hair and a lean, athletic swimmers' body. He's very dexterous, but also incredibly strong. He usually wears the Owlbears letterman jacket that his father gave him on his first day of school.

Figuroth Faeth
Fig is a tiefling bard who believed she was an elf for most of her life. She was a very bubbly, traditionally feminine girl until her horns started to grow in, after which she became very rebellious and unreserved. She loves all three of her parents very much, though it takes some time for her to get there. She's very impulsive and often gets carried away in the disguises she uses.

Gilear Faeth
Gilear is a wood elf who's lost some hair since his divorce and now wears it in a comb-over, which is a unique look on an elf. He's got a little bit of a paunch. He is often described as being sad and pitiable. He wears a short-sleeved king button up shirt which is often stained, usually with yogurt. He was once a counselor to Fallinel's diplomatic corps and provided information about the inner workings of different cultures beyond Fallinel. He met Sandra Lynn in Solace through work and quit his job to start a life with her. Regardless of how pathetic Gilear may seem, he still cares deeply about his daughter, Fig, and maintains a relatively good relationship with Sandra Lynn. He tries to help when he can, though he often fails, so he usually advises against giving him any responsibilities.

The Academy Vice-Principle Goldenhoard
He is a hulking dragonborn. He's a red-scaled anthropomorphic dragon with a long tail and big claws. He has big horns that sweep off of his head. He wears a full grey suit with a blue tie.

Gorgug Thistlespring
Gorgug is a half-orc barbarian who has always felt a little out-of-place. He is the adopted son of two gnomes, Wilma and Digby Thistlespring, so despite his parents' best attempts to understand him, Gorgug still struggles to connect with them. He is usually shy and held-back, but when it comes to his friends, he is incredibly supportive and can be the blunt shove-in-the-right-direction that they need.

the Insatiable Gorthalax
Gorthalax is a fallen angel turned demon, he used to be the Angel of eating the right amount of food. Despite his monstrous appearance, Gorthalax is very kind and sweet to everyone. He is the actual father of Fig Faeth. He is a Giant, 10 foot tall infernal being with empty eyes glowing green. Gorthalax claims that he is fueled by the souls of very bad people.

Hallariel Seacaster
Hallariel is a beautiful high elf with long, flowing hair. She typically wears silk garments and kimonos decorated with flowers which are woven by dwarves. She looks to be in her early 20s, even though she's about 200 years old. She wields a whip-thin silver elven sword and uses daggers. She loves her son and spoils him with affection. She appears to have a laid-back approach to parenting and greatly enjoyed the taste of wine,

Maiden Theater Kid Hel KurtanKal
A Sophmore Theater Kid, Satyr Bard. She's a massive nerd obsessed with theater. She is a dorky, slightly annoying girl from the Theater club, in fact she is the president of the club. She will talk about theater to you all day if you ask her, she is also autistic and gay. She wears huge round glasses, braces and white t-shirts with long skirts, her legs are the same brown color as her hair, she's pretty short and has acne.

Ember's dad Helga Dangan
A retired assasin from Highcourt, adoptive mother of Ember, Unofficially married to Rusell Dangan. She is a rough looking, intimidating, tall Half-Elf Rogue. She usually wears pretty open light clothes to be more flexible. She has a scar on her cheek aswell as a bunch on her body and her limbs. She smokes a lot, however she makes sure to not do it in front of Ember. Her personality is as rough as she is, she is straight forward and has a dominant aura. However she has been changing the last 14 years, she became more soft as she retired from her job. She truly cares about Ember, however her parenting methods aren't the best.

Sorcery Teacher Jace Stardiamond
Jace is a half-elf sorcerer. He wears semi-casual attire, has a blond head of hair, and wears a loose red scarf. He is very chill and friendly (to an almost obnoxious degree) and seems to try and be positive to everyone and in every situation. He is not really a proper teacher because sorcery is an innate ability in people to cast magic, so a he's really just an older adult friend to hang out and talk-shop with for the most part.

Jawbone
Jawbone O'Shaughnessey is a werewolf and a drug dealer. Jawbone is a human with lycanthropy who chooses to live in a hybrid half-human, half-werewolf form as a political statement. He's pretty tall, wears a black leather jacket and ripped jeans.

Johnny Spells

The Maiden Katja Cleaver
Katja is a tall half orc with olive green skin and long black hair that she keeps up in a braid. She has a round, broad face and pointed ears. There is a slit in her left eyebrow, green eyes, and two elongated canine teeth that poke out from her bottom jaw. Katja wears a pink shirt with yellow hems on the sleeves and collar. She wears an identical shirt underneath. On the bottom Katja is wearing tan riding pants and tall brown riding boots.

Kristen Applebees
Kristen is a human cleric and an outgoing, caring person. Kristen has red hair and freckles. She always wears tie-dye t-shirts from her religious summer camp. She always carries her leather bible with her, as well as her shepherds crook corn staff.

Music Instructor Lucilla Lullaby
Music Instructor that's always keen on taking a nap, is always relaxed and appreciates every student interested in music. She has long blue hair with one side shaved. She wears a long gown.

Mac & Donna Applebees Applebees
Both are human paladins. Donna is a thickset woman who wears a short-sleeved "mom shirt", shorts, and hiking boots. They believe in everything in the book of Ollie and at the start of the campaign, seem to be very proud of their daughter, Kristen and her devoutness to the Rad God. Although, the couple is often shown to be very close-minded when it comes to others, believing that the diversity in Elmville makes life difficult for them.

School Librarian Maugly Dimweather
Maugly Dimweather is the librarian at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy. She is very, very old, but she is still very helpful.

The Guidance Counselor Mr. Gibbons
Mr. Gibbons is a young gnome with very rosy cheeks and watery blue eyes. He is laid-back, but also somewhat obnoxious. His manner of dealing with any issues, no matter how urgent, is to stop what they're doing and get his students to try and process the emotions they're feeling.

The God Of Shred Ollie
Ollie is the rad god of Shredding and Lyrics. He always wears shades and has a bright smile with perfect white teeth on his face. He also wears a Chiton with notes written all over it, as if he uses his Chiton to write down songs he comes up with on the spot. He has the sickest Glam Blonde hair and has a bright, glowing blue star around his eye. He's a little obnoxious with how rad he is.

The Maiden Ostentatia Wallace
Ostentatia is a dwarven cleric. She has sideburns that go down the side of her face with wispy strands along her chin. She is extremely bejeweled and wears jewelry everywhere. In Fantasy High, Ostentatia is a kind girl, sort of popular in the Academy. Her family is working class, but they own a pretty decent-sized home with a pool, and Ostentatia is often bedecked with jewels. Her father loves her very much.

Popular Girl Penelope Everpetal
Penelope is a beautiful half-elf sorcerer. She wears a flower tied into her long, brunette hair. She's considered exceedingly popular among the student body.

The Maiden Penny Luckstone
Penny is three feet tall. She's a halfling, a lightfoot halfling, a rogue.

Barbarian Teacher Porter Cliffbreaker
Porter is a rocky-looking earth genasi barbarian. He is able to grow to about 15 feet tall. He carries a war hammer. He is very stoic and seems very unfriendly and distanced for the most part, though shows pride in his students.

Owlbear Ragh Bargrock
Ragh is a huge, beefy-looking half-orc barbarian. He's a member of the Owlbears.

Razzle Mazzle
A Fighter Half Orc. He's the Older Brother figure of Ember, he is a pretty charismatic, cool and kind guy. He is a believer of Raddism and talks about it somewhat often, he does a lot of graffiti with his brother and little sister. He dresses in dark sweatpants and tight fitted white shirt, he's tall and muscular, has a stubble beard.

Riz Gugkgak
Riz is three to four feet tall with green skin, green eyes, and pointy ears. His curly hair is a darker green than his skin. Riz is a goblin rogue who lives at the Strongtower Luxury Apartments with his mother, Sklonda. He is outgoing but socially inept; he has trouble making friends, usually because he's intensely focused on his work as a private investigator. He has a tendency to overthink large plans and is very anxious about rule-breaking. He doesn't sleep often, preferring to theorize and stay focused on whatever mystery he's solving. He's very good at hiding.

Rufus Neckfrill
Aushra's Grandpa, he is a nice, however at times grumpy and VERY stubborn old man, who loves repairing old radios. He's a red neckfrill wizard and is slightly shorter than his 14 year old granddaughter. Other than radios, he doesn't know anything about modern technology. He's slouched, wears green shirts and sweaters with brown old man pants. He really needs glasses, however keeps telling everyone he doesn't need them.

Russell Dangan
Russell is a retired assassin and partner of Helga. Despite his perpetually angry-looking face, Sig is quite a nice person and laments the repellent nature of his visage. He is very devoted to and protective of Helga as well as Ember. He sells his bakery at every festival possible. He usually wears a sweater and an apron.

The Maiden Sam Nightningale
Sam is a Water Genasi with pale blue-green skin and wavy blue-ish gray hair that falls a bit below her shoulders. She has a long angular face and webbed fish-like ears. Sam has some anger issues, and will sometimes get so upset that she goes into a panic. Sam Nightingale is a student at Aguefort Adventuring Academy. She's friends with Penelope Everpetal and is dating Johnny Spells.

Sandra Lynn Faeth
Sandra Lynn is a wood-elf. She wears "mom" jeans and carries a bow and quiver over her shoulder. In her younger days, she dressed in rocker clothes, much like her daughter does now. She has a pet griffon named Baxter. Sandra Lynn has always been very impulsive and guided by her heart. As a mother, she's exasperated by her rebellious teenage daughter but loving towards her anyway. She has a commanding, motherly presence

Sklonda Gugkgak
Sklonda is very much a classic goblin. She has green skin, yellow eyes, and big ears that come out the sides of her head. She has a classic "mom" haircut. As a detective, she wears a white shirt and dress shoes, and has an under-arm holster for her arquebus. She also wears her badge hanging off her belt. She is a very intelligent, hard-working, and determined individual, all traits that she (almost regrettably) passed down to her son, Riz. She tries her best to take care of her son and steer him away from the dangers of investigative work, but since her husband died five years prior, she spends a lot of time working to support him, which inspires Riz to follow in her footsteps.

Sneeze Achiu
A High Elf from the Newspaper club, they write the school articles. They sneeze A LOT. They are always sick with a runny nose, so they wear warm clothes no matter the weather. They wear a sweater and a scarf with warm pants. They are pretty nervous around people, however want to be in the know, so they choose to gather information and write about it. They are always gloomy and yet pretty satisfied with their life.

God of the Sun Sol
Son of Zarael. Apollo is a polite and confident god. He is also somewhat egocentric, boasting about his numerous formidable talents, claiming that all members of his family are talented, but that "some are more blessed than others." Apollo appears as an attractive young man befitting his role as the god of light. He wears elegant, gleaming golden armor richly embossed with a stylized sun at the center of the chest. A light blue flowing cape and golden pauldrons patterned with laurel cover his shoulders. He sports gold earrings in his left ear and dons a triangular striped red garment with golden details, fastened by a brown leather belt and golden accessories, with a colorful patterned underskirt peeking out.

Tracker O'Shaughnessey
Tracker O'Shaughnessey is a young girl with lycanthropy who dropped out of school and lives with her uncle, Jawbone. Her immediate family believes in Sol and kicked her out after she questioned their beliefs. Tracker is a young woman with lycanthropy, a disease that allows her to turn into a werewolf; though she prefers to stay in human form. She has a unibrow and has an undercut on one side of her head. She is described as strong-looking, broad-shouldered and looks like a hiker.

Wilma & Digby Thistlespring
They are incredibly optimistic and are very genuine and honest with Gorgug. Though they find it hard to relate to him since he is a half-orc, they do their very best and use every opportunity they get to turn a negative situation into an analogy and life lesson. Both Digby and Wilma encourage their son to sing whenever he feels negative emotion, and often pull out their instruments, a ukulele and harp respectively, when they feel it's appropriate. Digby is bald and has muttonchops. In their workshop, he wears goggles, and Wilma wears a bandana around her head. They both wear aprons and little pointed shoes.

Warlock Teacher Zara Sool
Zara is a vampire, so her classes are taught at night. Her patron is her paramour, who is a celestial.

Song of The Star Zarael
Zarael is expansive across the sky, her hair radiates out from her head and planets orbit it. Her fingertips and jewels become the stars in the sky, her translucent skin is filled with the cosmos, comets, and all of the vast galaxies. Rings of Saturn move around her perfect celestial form. Shooting stars trail down her cheeks when she cries and stars sparkle when she laughs.

Goth Kid Zayn Darkshadow
Zayn was a tall drow wizard with deathly pale skin. His dark hair hangs down in front of his face. He wears a mesh shirt with a belt-like strap around it and bondage pants. He also wears fingerless gloves with spiderweb designs. His familiar is a rat named Edgar, who he carries on his shoulder. Zayn is extremely goth.

The Maiden Zelda Donovan
Zelda has horns on her head and goat legs. Zelda is described as being very artsy based on her profile photo being her eye and some hair. She enjoys listening to various types of punk, emo, screamo and metal music Zelda's parents want her to be more outgoing and experience life. They scold her when she comes home too early. Her entire family worships the god of wine and ecstasy (both the emotion and the drug).

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