Session 4 Recap

As recorded by one Finkin Shadowquick: Well let’s see, in that insane marathon we did a ton of stuff. We explored the town, bought some magic stuff while vaguely insulting a tiefling, Goddle and Finkin talked about girls, we bought driftwood for a pipe while hitting on a married woman all while Belgren got vague visions about snake people from a Godess. Then Ungir asked the local blacksmith about a silver rapier. That was the morning. After that, we went to a formal town hall where Finkin embarrassed us all while Barney tried to make us appear legitimate. Neptune ate some leftover snacks. Ultimately, we were hired to investigate the Sea Ghosts after presenting evidence of human trafficking. Councilman Primewater was upset, suspicious and frankly rude about the whole thing.   Then we went to a dinner in our honor, because heroes, and were drugged by some truthful sea bass. Finkin became a moody teen and began hitting people while yelling uncomfortable truths. This made Ungir sad. Barney babbled like an idiot and Belgren was the most brutally honest of all. Neptune tried to fish indoors and Goddle was paralyzed while Finkin yelled at him. Overall, it was embarrassing to say the least.   Then we made( and lost) some money in downtime and made a pipe. Barney and Belgren got us all Star Wars branded rebreathers so we don’t drown. Then we boarded the Sea Ghost and kicked ass (as is our solemn duty). Along the way, we recruited a pirate wizard and a sea elf fighter to the High Seas Ass Kicker Crew and killed Sigurd, who was a bad man. Also, we found the lizards that the goddess told Belgren to look for. They wanted weapons from the pirates and were maybe being human or lizard-trafficked. We got back to shore and learned that Primewater is just as much as asshole as we thought and they are gonna kill him. And we get to pick the new council member (Vote for Finkin!) and then we all leveled up. The End.