Erland, the necklace

Erland is a strange intelligent piece of jewelry. He considers everyone he speaks to inferior to himself and says it often. He refuses to call anyone by their real name, and instead calls them 'Gary.' Hes a circular amulet, constructed of a half inch thick piece of bark on a silver chain. His catchphrases are 'This really ticks me off gents' and replies sarcastically sometimes with 'Your most excellency graceful grace.' His favorite thing to say is 'No you wet sock!' He has hinted that he is a wizard trapped inside of the necklace, but no one actually believes him. He has traveled with many a great adventurer, and was lost for an unknown amount of years within the lair of Krosek the Hydra, once a fortress of The First Men. It was found by Sir Darend Bellhammer, who carried Erland through war and strife from 1632 to 1650 at the Battle of Coldvault Fields. Erland was found around the neck of the fallen Sir Phillip Gramble by Sarek, Wayguardian of the Shrines. Erland has been asked by multiple people if he would like to return to life, but always responds with "why? so I can die like the rest of you meat sleeves?"