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NutriaBars

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NutriaBars are considered an essential snack to have during long travels across the landscapes of the realms. NutriaBars are small energy bars that are packed to the brim with a lot of essential vitamins and nutrients to help travellers, Hunters, Carriers, and what-not get across the landscape with enough energy to survive whatever is thrown at them.

 

Details

Oftentimes found in vending machines or on store shelves, and especially given out to members of delivery groups such as Warp Pipe Industries and NEVER BE GAME OVER, NutriaBars are small and easily containable, enough that an average traveller's bag can contain around 20 of these bars. Hunters and Arcanists on the move can take these bars to gain back some strength if they're feeling low on energy. The Mana within the NutriaBars tends to help Arcanists regain a bit of Mana when they desperately need it, as well.

 

NutriaBars containthe following ingredients in each bar:

  • Oats
  • Peanuts
  • Peanut Butter
  • Chocolate Chips
  • Honey
  • Almonds
  • Mana
  • Taurine
  • Caffeine
  • Time Fruit
  •  

    It's oftentimes unadvisable to eat multiple NutriaBars in one sitting, as due to the heavy amounts of Caffine, Taurine, Mana, and Time Fruit found within these bars, they can result in sickness due to Caffine Overdose.

     

    Controversy

    Due to the amount of Mana found in each Bar, combined with the ingredients including a large amount of Caffeine and Taurine, there have been a lot of stories posted around on various Nodes and Internet groups about the dangers of consuming too many NutriaBars. One such popular copypasta that had been widespread soon after The Withering goes something like this:

    jessica was a young carrier who who had disappeared in the forests of terra during a delivery from moonblight too the union. she wouldn't be found for a week until another carrier who travelled on the same path found her transformed into a half plant creature. doctors who studied her found out she had undergone a heart attack that combined with a lot of mana that was in her system, which turned her to a tree. she had a large bag filled with unwrapped nutriabars.   nutria bars are dangerous for public consumption!!!!! they are filled with too much caffine and mana, enough to cause youre heart to stop and for you to be transformed!!!!! SPREAD THIS POST TO WARN PEOPLE OF THE DANGERS OF NUTRIABARS!!!

    Needless to say, this story isn't 100% true. Although it is possible to get sick from eating too many NutriaBars, there isn't enough Mana to induce Transmorphification Syndrome in a person. There is, however, enough Caffeine that it can induce heart problems, especially heart attacks in those with poor physical health. Despite the proficency of this copypasta, however, this hasn't really affected the sales or usage of NutriaBars that much. However, it has resulted in a reduction in the amount of Caffeine found within NutriaBars.

    Item type
    Consumable, Food / Drink
    Rarity
    Common


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    Author's Notes

    I had more fun than I should've writing an old-fashioned internet copypasta. Good times.


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    Dec 28, 2024 00:59 by Imagica

    This is great! I'm sure I've received several similar mails in the past XD Great idea to include this and it gives me some of my own to work with. Thanks for the inspiration!

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    Dec 28, 2024 01:13 by BUGHOLDERS EPIPHANY

    Hahaha, you're welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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    Jan 6, 2025 23:01 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

    I love the inclusion of the copypasta. Made me laugh.   How tasty are the bars? Are they good or are they just passable enough to eat?

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    Jan 7, 2025 00:49 by BUGHOLDERS EPIPHANY

    I'd consider them somewhere between "yeah they're alright" to "well, i can eat it". Just like Monster energy drinks really lol

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