Mike 064: The Final Battle of the Caravans, Part I Report
General Summary
09/20/2025
BASTARDSDATE
Neverwinter
Recap
When last we left our heroes, they were knee-deep in shattered glass and questionable life choices at the northern breach. After Sace casually asked a guard to babysit a severed foot (because apparently that's normal now), the party marched toward a wall breach where souls were pouring through like it was a Black Friday sale. What followed was a beautiful symphony of chaos: Nissa went full whack-a-mole on glass golems with her staff, Ziva summoned a biblical plague of mosquitoes that would make any exterminator weep, and Omidonn sang enemies to sleep like the world's most dangerous lullaby. Oh, and he also just casually tossed a dagger to a tied-up villager with a "use this and give it back later" because apparently he runs a lending library mid-battle.
Things escalated when a fire-wielding general showed up to ruin everyone's day, trading blows with Nissa and Sace while a mage got absolutely pummeled by thunderous energy and Ziva's pickle companion—yes, pickle—waddled around stabbing people. Between Wroxi raining magical death from above, allied forces actually being helpful for once, and Omidonn trying to roast enemies with insults that fell flatter than the glass soldiers, the party fought until they were too exhausted to continue. Now, with sleeping enemies littering the battlefield and a nearly-defeated general still standing, our heroes are poised to deliver the final blows—assuming they can stay awake long enough to do it.
We have fought many battles to protect Neverwinter, at the border, in now we are about to head to a hole in the city walls.
Summary
The battle raged on as Nissa, with a flurry of precise strikes, vanquished a formidable general, who dissipated into a cloud of smoke and embers. Ziva summoned a powerful ice storm, battering the enemy forces, while her spectral pickle companion engaged a nearby guard. The party methodically eliminated the remaining guards and a mage, with Wroxi unleashing a volley of magical darts that struck true, and Sace felling another foe with a booming blade. With the immediate area secured, the adventurers took a moment to regroup and loot the fallen, discovering valuable electrum and a pair of immovable rods. Their brief respite was interrupted by the druid Bob, who offered healing to the weary heroes with magical berries before rallying them for the final push. From atop the city wall, they surveyed the battlefield beyond a massive breach. A horde of glass soldiers, two enemy generals, and several carts, one bearing a memorable blue banner, stood ready. As the final confrontation began, Ziva conjured a swarm of biting insects to create a deadly barrier, and Wroxi blasted a cluster of soldiers with a swarm of snowballs. Omidonn, in a stunning display of power, polymorphed a friendly guard into a mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex, which charged into the fray. The battle was a chaotic whirlwind of magic and steel. Nissa engaged one of the enemy generals, a mage wreathed in magical flames, trading powerful blows. Sace weaved through the battlefield, striking with his sword before vanishing into the air. The T-Rex, controlled by Nissa after Omidonn's departure, wreaked havoc, grappling and tail-whipping enemies. A new, terrifying foe descended from the sky—a massive, winged, horned beast with a dragon tattoo, shouting commands in an unknown tongue. This new general unleashed a devastating line of lightning that disintegrated several allied guards and gravely wounded the T-Rex. Despite the overwhelming odds, the heroes fought on. Nissa, though wounded by the fiery aura of the mage-general, finally struck him down, causing a nearby portal to deactivate. However, another general cloaked himself in flames. The party focused their efforts on the remaining threats. Sace struck the new winged general, while the T-Rex, after landing a few more mighty blows on a mage, succumbed to its injuries and reverted to a guard who then perished. Nissa, though grievously wounded by the winged general's infected tail lash, continued her relentless assault, landing several more powerful strikes before the battle paused, leaving the heroes battered but resolute in the face of the remaining enemy commanders.Short Summary
The party fought fiercely through waves of enemies, with Nissa vanquishing a formidable general who dissolved into smoke and embers, while Ziva's ice storm battered enemy forces and Wroxi's magical darts struck true. After securing the immediate area and looting valuable electrum and immovable rods, the druid Bob provided healing berries before rallying the heroes for their final push. From atop the city wall, they surveyed a massive breach where a horde of glass soldiers, two enemy generals, and several carts awaited them. The battle intensified as Ziva conjured swarms of biting insects, Wroxi blasted soldiers with snowballs, and Omidonn polymorphed a friendly guard into a mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex that charged into the fray. The chaotic battle reached its climax when a terrifying new foe descended from the sky—a massive winged, horned beast with a dragon tattoo who unleashed devastating lightning that disintegrated allied guards and gravely wounded the T-Rex. Despite overwhelming odds, the heroes pressed on, with Nissa striking down the mage-general wreathed in flames and deactivating a nearby portal, though she suffered wounds from his fiery aura and later from the winged general's infected tail lash. Sace weaved through the battlefield striking enemies before vanishing into air, while the T-Rex wreaked havoc with grapples and tail-whips before finally succumbing to its injuries and reverting to a guard who perished. The battle paused with the heroes battered but resolute, facing the remaining enemy commanders with unwavering determination.Scenes
Finishing the Fight
The party finishes off the remaining forces from the previous encounter, including a general, guards, and a mage.
Looting and Rallying
After the combat ends, the party loots the bodies of their fallen foes and receives healing and a rallying speech from the druid, Bob.
The Final Stand
The party stands atop the city wall, overlooking the final enemy force, and begins the last major engagement of the battle.
Nothing of Importance
Chat Logs:
Character(s) interacted with
NPCs
Bob
A friendly druid allied with the party. He provided significant healing after a tough fight using spells and Good Berries, and gave a rousing speech to rally the heroes for the final confrontation.Enemy General
A commander of the opposing forces. After being defeated by Nissa, he dissipated into a cloud of smoke and embers, leaving no body to loot.Enemy Mages/Summoners
Spellcasters among the enemy ranks. One used mirror images to protect himself, while another summoned glass soldiers. Two more, referred to as mage-generals, appeared in the final battle, one of whom could wreathe himself in damaging flames.Glass Soldiers
Numerous but fragile foot soldiers, seemingly made of glass. They served as the main infantry for the enemy army.Winged General
A massive, menacing, winged and horned humanoid with a dragon tattoo across his body who appeared late in the battle. He wields immense power, able to unleash devastating lightning and infect opponents with a burning wound from his tail. He appears to be a high-ranking commander.Allied Guards and Adventurers
Soldiers and fellow heroes fighting alongside the party to defend the city. They formed blockades, fired arrows, and occasionally provided healing support to the main characters.Notes
Locations
Neverwinter Wall
The site of a massive battle. The party fought both on top of the 30-foot-high walls and in a large breach where the wall had been destroyed, creating a rubble bridge over a river into the city's exterior.Items
Immovable Rod
A magical rod that can be fixed in place, defying gravity. The party found two of these on the bodies of fallen assassins.Electrum Pieces
A large quantity of coins made from a gold and silver alloy. They were found on the bodies of enemy mages.Good Berries
Magical berries offered by the druid Bob. Each berry provides a full day's worth of nutrition and restores a small amount of health. They spoil after 24 hours.Spells
Ice Storm
Summoned by Ziva, this spell created a cylinder of damaging hail and sleet, battering enemies and leaving the ground slick and difficult to traverse.Magic Missile
Wroxi used this spell to fire multiple darts of magical energy, which unerringly struck and eliminated several sleeping guards and damaged a mage.Vicious Mockery
Omidonn unleashed a string of magically potent insults, so cutting that they were enough to cause a glass soldier to perish from psychic distress.Polymorph
Omidonn used this powerful transmutation spell to transform a friendly guard into a fearsome Tyrannosaurus Rex, which then charged into the enemy ranks to wreak havoc.Insect Plague
Cast by Ziva at a key chokepoint, this spell created a swarming sphere of biting locusts that damaged any enemy entering or starting their turn within it.Lightning Bolt
A devastating spell cast by the winged general. It sent a 100-foot line of pure lightning streaking across the battlefield, disintegrating allied guards and severely wounding the T-Rex.
Table of Contents
Campaign
The Campaign of the BASTARDS
Protagonists
Mike 064: The Final Battle of the Caravans, Part I
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Sace
Chaotic Good Pallid Elf (Criminal (Pickpocket))
Rogue 12
Rogue 12
129 / 129 HP
STR
12
12
DEX
20
20
CON
18
18
INT
14
14
WIS
14
14
CHA
14
14
Report Date
20 Sep 2025








