Rory Emberscale (WM)

After mysteriously arriving in the Westmarches, Rory is now trying to find his way back to his home world to continue his search for his parents.

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15.1 The Tongue and the Stinger

sooo… we wint bak into the thity. the thnow wath thtiww fawwin an the wivew wath thtawtin to fweeze. the peopow we pathed wooked at uth with hope in theiw eyeth. wike they weawwy bewieve we can thave them. it made me feew wike i had a wot of weponthibiwity.   we got bak to the command potht an thaw makth an fewikth an gortek an ulwika. fewikth an gortek wewe covewed in bwood. they thed they kiwwed a wot of guyth but wewe thtiww dithapointed. i thed we had dithapointing newth too but we did thum good thtuff. kimiweel twied to take the bwame but cawanthia thpoke up an thed he did a good job an we had to change pwanth win thumone got huwt. we towd them the big theeje towew ith onwy huwt by howy wite. i awtho had a epifiny. the two majeth in the diffewent cowowed wobeth wooked jutht wike the oneth we thaw at karga doom aftew we fowt the bawow. makth an gortek thed thumtimeth thowth get put inthide weponth to make them awive.   cawanthia athked what we do nektht. ulwika thed they have a weed on the food cuwtithtth. thewe ith a meetin at one of the food thtowaje pwaceth tonite. tho we decided to go check it owt. befowe we weft i athked ulwika if i cud weave one of my thi wentheth thewe in cathe we need to ethcape. she thed yethe but it hath to go in a cage. i wint shoppin an bot thum mowe poshinth an anothew paiw of thi wentheth. thin we got aw weewawdth. a wot of gowd an a shiny fwoatin thtone an a wittow bwack howthe thtatue. we thowd the thtone an the howthe.   win it got dawk we wint to the thtowaje pwathe. it wath a big biwdin. the gawdth owthide wewent movin. cawanthia checked an they wewe ded bodith pwapped up with thpeawth. weawwy cweepy. she opind the doow an a tin can feww an made a wot of noithe. they new we wewe hewe.   we wan inthide an a howwibow fiend appeawed. it wooked at me an cawanthia an we both fwothe in pwathe. it chawged an nocked evewyone down. it gwabbed fwaya with ith cwawth an thtung kimiweel with ith taiw an he got weawwy thik fwom the poithun. we aww cwimbed up on thum cwateth to git away. the fiend hit dady karl weawwy hawd an he feww down. kimiweel uthed hith majik to wift dady karl up onto the cwateth an heawed him. dady karl woke up an catht hith hope thpeww on uth agin.   fwaya shot the fiend with a gween way of wite an it did a ton of damaje. i hit it fow timeth an one of my thwingth wath weawwy thtwong. but the fiend gwabbed me with ith tongue an it made me feew weawwy tiwed. it dwagged me away fwom evewyone. fwaya hit it with anothew gween way an mowe majik batht. thin cawanthia shot it an kiwwed it. NICE.   aftew the fiend died we fowt thum mowe cuwtithtth. fwaya thummoned a fwoatin eyeball monthtew with eye thtawkth. it wath weawwy coow. one of the cuwtithtth wath weawwy abewant an it gwabbed me with tentacowth. i had fwashbakth. we kiwwed aww the cuwtithtth except one. we tied him up tho we can athk him qethtunth watew.   dwaugnir pweethe pwotect uth fwom the fiendth an the cuwtithtth. an pweethe keep my pawenth thafe whewevew they awe.

14.4 Still Standing (Milestone: 15th Level!)

sooo... we had a pwan. it wath a wuff pwan but it wath a pwan. it kept changin evewy minit tho. cawanthia wath goin to take owt thum catapuwtth with a fiwe ewementaw kimiweel gave hew. the wetht of uth wint thwew the tunnew. kimiweel thummoned hith cweachuweth an dady karl catht a thpeww that made uth aww feew weawwy hopefow. fwaya an kimiweel an me dwank a poshin that made uth feew weawwy fatht. thin fwaya made a big shadow doow fow uth. we aww wint thwew an it wath time to fight. FIGHTIN TIME.   fwaya wan owt an made a giant waww of fiwe on the twebyushayth an it buwned up thum beethtmen. kimiweel made a big thtorm of thweet neaw the towew to make it thwippewy an hawd to thee. he thent hith aiw ewementaw to fight the cuwtithtth an it kiwwed two of them. he thent hith wowf to attack the towew an win it hit the towew the fiwe got BIGGEW an the thkuwws eyeth thtawted gwowin. a big fwamethwowew shot owt an hit kimiweel an hith wowf but they thhook it off. i took owt a beethtman an thin hit the towew an it did nothin. I YEWWD THAT THE TOWEW WATHNT AFFECTED BY MY ATTACKTH. thin i uthed my fiwe bweath on thum cuwtithtth.   a canin came owt of the thkuwws mowth an shot at me but i made a majik shiewd appeaw to thtop it. kimiweel had hith wowf attack the towew agin an thith time hith holy wite huwt it. tho he made hith thowd gwow with holy wite too an hit it a coupw of timeth. cawanthia wit the thecond catapuwt on fiwe. i gwew wingth an fwew up to the thkuww but i cudnt find anythin to gwab. thin a deth nite on a howthe made a big baww of gween an bwack fiwe appeaw an it expwoded on fwaya an kimiweel. it huwt them both a wot. they kept gettin hit by mowe of them an kimiweels wowf died.   an awchmage guy appeawed an got wid of fwayath waww of fiwe. fwaya dwank a heawin poshin an made a new waww of fiwe. i fwew at the awchmage an hit him with evewythin i had. my fiwtht thwing mithed cuz he made a majik shiewd. my thecond thwing hit him tho hawd it awmotht bwoke him in hawf. i twied to hit him with a thpeww fwom my thowd to make him dizzy but hith mind wath pwotected ow thumthin an he thhook it off. i thwung agin weawwy fatht an hit him two mowe timeth. he wath huwt bad. but thin fwaya an kimiweel got huwt weawwy bad an fwaya feww down an didnt move.   the awchmage wan away into a tent. fwaya wath dyin. kimiweel uthed hith majik to heaw himthewf an he wooked a wot bettew. thin he gwabbed fwaya an fwew hew acwoth the wivew an gave hew a poshin. i fwew ovew too an gave hew anothew poshin. we wewe aww wegwoupin. cawanthia thummoned hew fiwe ewementaw an thent it aftew the catapuwtth.   a coupw of the twebyushayth cowwapthd wich wath gwate. fwaya made a big thtowm thfeew an kimiweel thummoned mowe ewementawth. cawanthia shot a beethwekew an kiwwed it. i moved up to a deth nite an cawanthia shot it fwom whewe she wath hidin an kiwwed it. i tuwned an wint inthide fwayath thtowm an kiwwed the othew deth nite in thewe. onwy one weft.   the towew thwew a bawwew of poithin at uth. kimiweel wan up an kiwwed the watht deth nite. i picked my nothe an cawanthia shot a bway shaman. thin i kiwwed an ungow an finethed off the bway shaman. i thwew my javewin of witening at the towew but witening did nothin to it eithew.   i picked my nothe agin an cawanthia shot a bway shaman. i hit a beethtwowd weawwy hawd an kiwwed it. i picked my nothe agin an thin i finethed off the bway shaman an thin kiwwed anothew beethtwowd.   thin cawanthia yewwed at uth to wetweat. ACTIVATE THEM NOW. WETUWN. WETUWN. we aww uthed aw thi wentheth to get bak to the tunnew. i made a coupw mowe attackth an kiwwed two mowe guys befowe i weft. i gwabbed the othew wenth an we cowwapthd the tunnew behind uth.   we did a wot of damaje but the towew ith thtiww thtandin. we wint bak to the waww an thaw a new guy on a howwific bwack howthe. he thed hith name wath awek demoncwaw an that theentch wiww conquew the wowwd. an the awchmage i fowt wath thewe too but he wath weawin wite an gowd wobeth inthead of bwack an wed. maybe he hath a twin bwothew. thewe awe thowthandth mowe of them now.   dwaugnir pweethe pwotect uth fwom awek demoncwaw an the awmieth of kaoth. an pweethe keep my pawenth thafe whewevew they awe.

14.3 A Rough Plan

sooo... kimiweel thed we shud dithgithe awthelweth on the way bak to the thitadew. cawanthia thed she can dithgithe uth. i can uthe my mathk chawm i bot a wong time ago but havent uthed yet. we tawked abowt meetin viwwem tomowwow. he thed to come ath we awe with towcheth but aftew we got ambuthed we have thecond thotth abowt that. maybe we tawk to him win we get to the thitadew tonite.   we got a showt wetht at the inn. i did a withuaw fow the fiwtht time cawwed comewn with natuwe. i wewned the motht commin beethd ith a sheep an thewe ith a powtaw abowt a thowthand feet nowth of the thity wawwth. an thewe ith at weatht one powewfuw cweachuwe in that thame pwathe wich ith vewy uethfuw nowedge.   kimiweel catht a wite thpeww to wite aw way to the thitadew. it wath a hawf owew wawk and kimiweel wode hith thteed an i wath activewy wookin fow twubba cuz i dont wike gettin ambuthed. we got to the thitadew with no twubba. the pawath wath weww wit an no one seemed to cawe that kimiweel wath widin hith thteed inthide. they thed thewe awe thtowieth of white wowveth ow thumthin wich ith intewethtin.   we got bwot to a thecond woom with makth an ulwika an viwwem an enwik an the thity gawd captin named kamwoth dewamewe. the dook mothened fow uth to thit. cawanthia gwabbed a boothtew theat tho she cud thee ovew the tabow. kimiweel thed we awe awawe of a fowein powew opewatin hewe with dewuthunth of godhood wefewwing to kithina. we bewieve kaoth hath wetuwned. we awtho uncovewed thum cowwuption in the cownthil. the dook athked if we no the thowthe but kimiweel thed we dont want to thtep on any toeth. the dook thed he wont towewate any kaoth cowwuption. he athked if we wud be up to the tathk of uncovewin the cowwuption. fwaya athked abowt how much tiem we hav cuz we awe awweady wewin tho many hatth. the dook athked uth to bwing him whoevew ith wethponthibow within the nite.   cawanthia thpoke up an towd the dook how we came on thith dithcovewy. she wecawwed the thtowy of the food thuppwy compiny the pwobabow cultitht hideowt how she heawd of a mowe on the thity cownthiw an abowt kithina. she athked fow owthide hewp wike awcanithtth an wetheawchewth. the dook wooked at kamwoth an athked abowt change of gawd pattewnth. he thed nothin beyond whatth thkeduwed. he theemed genewin. viwwem thed ith the fiwtht time heth heawin abowt it an he pwomithed to put a teem togethew to invethtigate. enwik wooked at uth an thed heth got muwtipow awmieth awound hith thity an demonik theeje eqipmint owthide the wawwth an a command thtwucthuwe in the enemy an now heth wewnin of thum pewthon twyin to becom a god. he dothnt no what to make of it aww.   cawanthia athked the dook how owd he ith an he wepwied eawwy fiftieth. cawanthia thed the kaoth fowceth have been athawting pwaag fow centuwieth. thith ith mowe than ten of hith wifetimeth. kithina mutht be thumthin wike a wich ow fiend ow demon ow vampiwe. enwik fwuthtwatedwy athked what we want him to do. cawanthia thed thewe mutht be an item of powew hewe wike hew fiwactewy. she thudjethted bwingin gortek in to hewp theawch. the dook thed the undewthity ith a wabwinth an theyve mothtwy expwowed it. i athked if we have any way of wocatin objecth ow thkwyin. kimiweel can catht wocate object but we dont have aceth to thkwy. enwik wath hethitant to put uth undewgwound to MAYBE find thumthin. viwwem thed we cud accompwith both. he thed maybe we shud weave the item hidden ath it appeawth to have been. cawanthia thpoke up an thed awe we goin to commit awthelweth to a thykow of waw. viwwem thed maybe ith mowe pwacticaw to deaw with the cuwwent invathun thin puwthue the cawtheth mowe deepwy aftewwawdth.   kimiweel athked what the pwanth awe to addweth the theeje eqipmint. viwwem thed gortek ith pwannin an attack tonite. cawanthia thed maybe thath the way fow uth to go. she awtho pointed owt the mowe cud be wite hewe in the woom. kimiweel thed he can catht thone of twooth but enwik tuwned him down thayin he cant jutht twutht aw majik wich ith odd. he thudjethted we go tonite with gortek thin come bak. thin we wiww dethide whethew to infiwtwate the bithkit boyth ow go down a tunnew. kimiweel thed the undewgwound theawch can be dewayed an we need to focuth on fightin with gortek. enwik thtood an thwammed hith fithtth on the tabow an demanded WE STWIKE HAWD. i gwabbed my gwate thowd an thed we can defnitewy stwike hawd. kimiweel thed we wiww be weady to thtand with gortek tonite.   we awtho towd the dook abowt the ambuth. i thed i thinkth ith a bit of both cuz we wewe jutht put on a pedethtaw an made to teww evewyone of aw accompwithmenth an now we have a tawget on aw bakth. cawanthia thudjethted it wath a pwanned attack becawthe of the sheew cotht of the poithonth. the dook thot fow a moment. he thed he thinkth ith in theiw betht intewetht to have uth go now to gortek an he thanked uth. i thot to the pawty that ith vewy odd the dook thed abthowutewy nothin abowt the ambuth. he jutht theemed ovewwhewmed.   we made aw way to gortek. on aw way i took owt my bwonze dwawven thkuww on a thtik tho if anyone wookth at it it wiww thkweem an wawn uth. we got to gortek and he showed uth a wuff pwan on a map. the wawge theeje towew ith acwoth a wivew. we cud uthe fwayath doowth ow the cawpet of fwyin. gortek tawked abowt the time we have. the wongew we wingew the mowe wikewy we get ovewwhewmed. we wint up on the thitys owtew waww. we can thee many cweachuweth an thevewaw thmawwew theeje weponth. the thing that thtandth owt the motht ith the giant fiwey theeje towew with a huge thkuww on top. kimiweel catht hith awcane eye to get a cwothew wook. he thaw tonth of beethtmen an thevewaw cathtewth. thin he thaw a pweviouthwy invithibow cweachuwe appeaw an thnap ith fingew. it catht dithpew majik on the awcane eye zappin it owt of exithtenthe.   i catht comewn with natuwe agin an am abow to pinpoint the wocathun of the powtaw. ith defnitewy inthide the giant tent on the nowth thide of the battowfiewd. fwaya thed she wud go thwew the tunnew thin shadow powtaw uth diwectwy to the towew. an ath a thecond method of wetweat we each dwop a thi wenth at the tunnew exit. cawanthia wiww thteawthiwy move to the nowth of the wawge theeje towew to unweash the fiwe ewementaw on the thwee thmawwew twebuchetth. she hath fwathkth of oiw. fwaya wiww catht waww of fiwe on ow neaw the twebuchetth. kimiweel pwanth to uthe aww hith avaiwabow thummonth an catht thweet thtowm on the theeje towew. motht of uth pwan on quaffin a poshin of thpeed jutht befowe goin thwew fwayath shadow powtaw. we need to wemembew to each dwop a thi wenth at the tunneth exit an pick it up on the way bak. i wiww jutht do what i do betht which ith to thay iww do what i can to dethimate my foeth.   dwaugnir pweethe pwotect uth. an pweethe keep my pawenth thafe whewevew they awe.

14.2 The Duke and the Shadow

sooo... i did thum thhoppin agin an i got thome paiw of them thicic gwatheth an mor of them thupa heewin poshinth which ith gwate becauth i alwayth get thtabbed ow thhot ow poithind ow thomethin.   thin we wint to the big pwathe cawed the thitidel an they got wing hewmets ewerywhewe which ith funny cawth i do NOT think wingth go on yow head i think wingth go on yow bak.   we met the duke guy enwik an he ith not vewy nithe he wooked mad abowt pwitheth an food an munny an a guy named yegow wooked wike he wath tawkina wot but the duke wath mad. n e way then we got put in a waitin woom an thewe wath hith bwotha viwwem who ith way beter at bein a pewthon an he akshuwwy thaid thingth dat made thenthe kimiweel did the tawkin which ith gweat cawth when kimiweew tawks we get pwivate meetin wike in a fanthy tavown.   fwaya an cawanthia kept wookin awound a wot an cawanthia said thomebody twied to poke hew bwain with thomethin which ith WUDE an i hewped hew give the mean mug wook to the cweepth doin it but they din't wun they juth pwetended they wike the wawwtapes ow thometin.   awtho kimiweew made up a name fow uthe wike a gwoup name he thaid vawiabwe tawithman but it got too many weterth in it fow my mouth i twied it wike a buncha timeth an it thounded wike i wath abowt to thneethe.   then we had to wawk in fwont of the hole thitty and kimiweew had to be awe fanthy an make a thtowy an i think he did good i mean i got a wittwe bored but thome of the peepel in the woom had big eyeth wike they never heawd of demonth befowe an then the duke thaid we can come bak at ten fow the pwivate chat an i did math an that wath awtho the time we thuppothed to meet viwwem. awtho i twied to wemind ewvwyone but kimiweew ignowd me and kepp tawkina abowt the thitty an how it got got by chaos befor wich ith fine i mean fowget that i ever thaid anything im juth the guy with the akth.   when we wint bak to the inn we got JUMPT BY THUPER SNEAKY ATHATHINTH IN MATHKTH guyth THey had cwothbowth an won shot dady karl wite in da neck OW. an fwaya got thhot too wike a cupla tiemth an i got thhot too i wath mad i mean i know ith a suwpwithe attack but dat juth means i go WAAAUUUGHHH an jump on da woof of a buiwdin but win i got up thewe nobody wath thewe an that wath thtupid. i wooked at thnow fow cwuweth but it wooked wike thnow. awtho kimiweew did the heewin an made the baby eewectwic ewementh which ith pwetty cool.   n e way we got bak an cawanthia cwimbed in da window an i towd hew we got attacked an she did that thing whewe she thaid if they wuz good we’d be ded which ith NOT da vibe i wath goin fow but okay. then i athk if anybudy twied to git in hew bwain again but she thaid no but we did find the poithin wath wyvewn kind which ith weawwy dangewith an i think maybe thothe athathinth new we wud be thewe that pwace not thafe no mor.   an now we gotta meet the duke agin and i don’t twutht nobody i think viwwem ith nithe but he got the i got thecwetht eyes an that meanth we gotta watch cwothe. awtho cawanthia awweady doin that im juth gon thtick cwothe to kimiweew an thwing at n e body that bwinkth too hawd.   dwaugnir pweethe pwotect my fwends fwom the dawk pwath an wet my mom and dad dweam of me with wings on my hewmet.

14.1 The One That Got Away

sooo... i changed my thword again and thith tiem i thwitched the thpell to one that doeth thtummbly thtuff inthted of bwinding. it maketh peepel walk funny after i thmack em not thure how it workth yet but it cotht a BUNCH of gold and i thot it wath worth it.   then we got a wetter from ulwika and it wath to the glided iwon folk and it wath BAD. pwog ith totally thuwounded now and nobuddy can get in or out unleth they uthe magic. and at night there be thcreaming and thadow voitheth and thome of the tholdierth are going cwaazy from it which ith real bad. but it doeth make thenthe thince the wune thing we fixed ith making their magic not work tho good now.   then cawanthia pullth uth athide and goeth we gotta be thneaky about what we do nektht and maybe kimiweel shud go tawk to the big wigth cuz he knowth how to thpeek wight to them folk. and cawanthia theemth real worried bout thomebody being a bad guy on the cownthil and i gueth her dad got killed for finding out thtuff wike that before which ith thuper thad.   kimiweel thaid fwaya can go into folkth mindth but cawanthia didnt wike that ideea. wath kinda funny how her face got all thquirmy when he thaid that. n e way we go to find ulwika and i athk if the cwericth ever figgered out about that thpy wady we cot who died and turned into a old dude. that wath real weird but no one theemth to know yet.   ulwika thayth we can maybe talk to the duke guy enwik kathinthky and she can help uth meet him today. even tho thingth are gettin bad out there. and we talk more bout choath and how folk here HATE it. but altho hide thtuff wike mutant babieth out in the woodth like lepperth which ith mean. but thuppothedly not choathy even if it thoundth choathy.   then cawanthia goeth wike hey ith there a mole on the cownthil and ulwika goeth EKCUTHE ME you think id jutht let that happen. and they thtart thort of thnapping at each other. but cawanthia tellth her about the cult meetin at the tanewy and the weerd food bwand that thouldnt be here and how they thayd their fwiend on the councill keepth the gawdth bwind.   ulwika doethnt wike hearing that but goeth ok fine u can meet em all and we talk about do we help with the thiege thtuff or do we go mole hunting and i go maybe we can do BOTH if we uthe the dead guy that popth up when the wady died thince that ith thtill bonkerth to me and maybe the cwericth can thpeak to him.   tho we go to the thtockadeth and meet this captin guy that hath a funny eye and horshoo thtache and hith name ith wjat which ith a dum name but he theemth okay. he thhowth uth the body and there a wady pawadin there named maybe hawkbone and we all wook at the old guy and fwaya doeth her mind thing and cawanthia doeth detecty magic and nobody thpotted em which ith good.   then hawkbone thayth wait with the talking to the dead till we think up our questionth cuz u only get one try. and cawanthia thinkth maybe the lady had a thpell on her to thwap bodieth which ith wild. and we wight down our questionth and get to athk em. and the dead guy ith like NOPE never been to pwog no clue who we awe and never got caught what even ith a pwisoner. and then he thayth lady kithina guided him and hith thoul got thmashed.   we go WHO and cawanthia goeth that nameth old ith a real big deal. if thith ith the thame wady kithina from a wong time ago then sheth bin all over the pwathe being a theef a wuler a athathin and thtuff and now she wantth to become a god by making folk worship her and pwog hath thomething she wantth bad.   thin we go thee gortek and fewikth who awe makin a pwan to go BWOW UP a theige tower and gortek yelleth like ALWAYTH and ith like LETTH GO KILL. and fewikth goeth maybe calm down but yeah we tell em all we know and they think maybe thith kithina ith the one behind it all. and we agwee we gotta go take out that tower.   the plan ith we go through a thuper thecwet tunel and thneak up then thmash the tower and uthe the magic lensth to thcape and thin cowapth the thunnel tho they cant fowwow uth and maybe befowe that we thtill get to go thee enwik kathinthky and maybe git more cwueth abowt wat we gonna do nektht.   dwaugnir keep watch over uth we gotta big fite ahed and i dont wanna get thquashed. altho if you thee my mom and dad tell em im thtill wookin and i mith them tho much.

13.4 The Rune Heart Awakens (Milestone: 14th Level!)

sooo... kimiweel wanted to attune hith new thingth tho we wethted again and fwaya wed her buk thome mowe. then thith guawd wuthhed in and whithpewd to makth about the pwithonew and oh boy wath that cwaythee. the woman we cot tuwnth out tho be thome kind of thape thiftew ow thomethin becauth when they took hew to the thtockade the pwithonew jutht dwoppth ded and tuwnth into an old man. WHAT ITH GOING ON. the clewikth awe twying to figuw it out but we decided to keep going and find the wune heawt.   we wint thwu thome mowe doowth and wite away thew wewe undead thingth evewywhewe. goolth and thkewetinth and one of thothe thkewetinth had a big canin and kept thaying AHOY wike a piwate. that wath akshuwwy kind of funny but he almotht bwew kimiweel up. thew wath awtho thith wowwing gwave yawd wevenint thing that wath jutht a big pile of bodieth that twied to pawath... pawathy... make me tho i couldnt move. it wowked fow a while but dady kawl helped me thnap out of it with hith owithonth.   thin we wint to thith woom covewed in thpidew webth and it wath DITHGUTHTING. theww wewe gient thpideth and thome thpidewth that wewe half dwow called dwidewth and thome phathe thpidewth that could dithappeaw and weappew. cawanthia and fwaya buwnth down motht of the webth and i wath bweathing fier to buwnth the wetht. i awtho cot thome of the dwidewth hidin in the webth by acthident which wath gwate.   win we finithhed the thpidew fight we found a puwple jim in thith offithe and cawanthia had a weally thmart idea. she thaid the gween jimth mite fit in the eyth and the puwple jim mite fit in the mowth of that mathkd doow we thaw eawliew. and she wath WITE. win we put all thwee jimth in the wite thpotth the doow opind.   inthide wath thith altaw woom with chaiws and a big twiangle jim that wath all cweer and dead wooking. cawanthia put the thwee jimth fwom the mathk into the thwee thpotth on the big jim and then WHOOTH thew wath thith huge buwtht of wite and enewgy and all thethe magicawl winth thtawted wunning thwough the floow evewywhewe. I THINK WE FOwND THE WUNE HEAWT. it wath jutht like makth thaid it wud be.   we wint bak to makth and he wath tho happy when we told him we wethtowed the wune heawt. he gave uth a big wewawd to thpwit between all of uth. now we need to go tawk to ulwika and find out whath happening with the chaoth fowtheth.   dwaugnir pweethe keep waching ovew uth ath we twy to pwotect thith thity and help theethe people. i no mom and dad wud want me to help whenevew i can. i hope we can thave thith pwathe and maybe find thome cwueth abowt whewe they awe.

13.3 Gems in the Dark

sooo... we dethidid to go bak to the under thity and fwaya wead mor of her buk and i got my awmow upd... upgwaidid... maid beter and got a buncha poshinth and thowld thome of my thtuff. we awl dethidid to go find the titin wich thowndth pwitty awthom.   cawanthia wath aweddy pwitty gud at findin twapth but win i wath walkin thwu the hawl i got hit by a thaw twap that wath hidin and that wath no fun but cawanthia thaid she cud find and fiks theethe twapth tho i thaid go for it. we get to thome big dorth and she chekth them and thin opinth them up.   thith woom had a buncha big metel guyth and won weal big won at the bak with thome gween glowy thing. fwaya nothe abowt theethe guyth and thaith the big won ith imyoon... cant be huwt by fier and poithin and the otherth cant be huwt by poithin. cawanthia thneekth in and thaith she can get to that gween thing if we keep the metel guyth bithee. thin kimiweel maikth an ayr thing apeer with thome majik thenthing and thath weel cool and thin the fite ith on.   i atakd the big metel guy and hit him pwitty gud and thin fwaya cathth a big athid bawl that kild won of the thmawer onth and hurt the otherth. kimiweel and hith ayr thing did thome weel gud atakth to. thin won of the ded metel guyth had thome wiwed fyv tentikl thing come owt of it and that thing hit me fyv tiemth and that thukd a wot. fwaya hit the big metel guy with thiks athid wayth and hurt him weel gud. thin cawanthia got to the gween thing and grabd it and that maid the big metel guy mad at her but she wath wucky and dint git hit. i kild the fyv tentikl thingth and win we bwok the big metel guyth awmow ther wath anuthew thton guy inthyd him. he maid me and the ayr thing thlow wich thukd but cawanthia hit that thton guy thuper hawd with her kwothbow and fithd that thlow thing and thin i kild the thton guy.   cawanthia had the gween jim and we fownd anuthew won jutht wyk it in the woom. kimiweel told her abowt wat we dowin down hear and then cawanthia thtawtid takin the weed and i thaid thhe bin hear fyv minutth and alweddy wanthin to leed wich i dint meen to be meen but she got mad abowt it.   we opind anuthew dor and ther wer thome gowgon thingth that wookd wyk metel bulth with hornth. won of them chawged at uth and grabd me with ith hornth and that wath no fun but i got owt of it. dady karl maid a gawdyan thing behind them and we fowt them and kild them bof and cawanthia did weel gud damij with her kwothbow.   thin we fownd thome thawkofaguyth... tharkof... big thton bokthith with ded thingth in them. i opind won and owt kaym a undid beholdr thing and thome banthe thingth kaym owt of the otherth. the banthe cud go thwu walthsowt wath weel skary. i kild the beholdr tho but the bantheth kept goin in and owt of the walthat wath weel anoin and we had to wun bak to dady karlth majik gawdyan to be thayf.   we fownd thome tweshur and poshinth in the thton bokthith and thin i fownd a dor with a mathk on it that had thom hoelth in it but i dint no wat to do with it tho we went awownd it.   thin i fownd a wady that wath methin abowt with anuthew gween jim. i twyd to tawk to her but she dint want to tawk much and thin cawanthia jutht thtawtid thootin at her and mithd. thin the wady twyd to wun away but cawanthia hit her thuper hawd with her awo and poithind her and thin i wan ovew and nokd her owt withowt huwtin her to bad.   we thewchd her and fownd the jim and thome majik bootth and othe thingth. we bwot her to makth and hith peepel to tak cayr of her and athk her kwethchinth and may b sheyl tel uth thomethin gud abowt wat gowin on down hear.   dwaugnir i hop we find owt wat hapind to thith thity and may b we find thome mor klewth abowt wer my pawenth r. i keep thinkin abowt them and hop ther ok.

13.2 Bite Me, Duskheart

sooo... we cudnt find n e keeth for theethe woomth tho we jutht wint bak tha way we caim and i thot we shud opin thethe cofinth tho i tell tha gwoop and ther wike ya ok tho i opin won of them and it maid a poithin cwowd pop up and that hurt and thin owt popth a unded thkeweton thing and we nok it owt thuper quik. we find thome gode and thtuff in ther tho im wike well mabee we shud chek tha otherth tho i go to the nektht won and do tha thame thing and BOOM mowe poithin cwowd wich thukth but thin ther ith a fwamin fwyin thkull and it akshuwy wookth pwetty cool and kimiweel nokt that thing owt in won hit that wath awthom to wach. dady karl thayth hey i gotta put thome howy water on it cuz itll come bak if i dont do that tho were wike go for it man thankth for that. and thin we fownd thome more thtuff and thin we go to opin tha other cofinth and fwaya ith wike hey y dont u wet me untwap it firtht and im wike oh ya gud ideea fwaya go ahed and she doeth and thith tiem kimiweel goeth to opin it and wadya no it dont thpway poithin thith tiem gud call fwaya. n e way thith won hath a wevnint in it and ith a bit hawder to kil than tha otherth tho far but we git it down eethy nuff and we find more thtuff. thin we opin tha watht won and geth wat it hath anuther thing in it and thith tiem ith a gwavecawer. thith won ith altho pwitty eethy to take owt and we find evin more thtuff nithe.   nektht to thith watht cofin there are dorth that we havint bin thwu yet tho we go thwu thethe. they r wokd but fwaya unwokth them and dum dum opinth them. thereth thome thtareth and evin mor dorth in hear. thereth not much in hear tho we jutht keep goin. dum dum chekth the dorth on the weft wall and their wokd tho fwaya unwokth them and dum dum opinth them and goeth twu.   thith hawlway wookth wike thomewon tuk a big ol nife or thoemthin to tha wallth cuz they got thome big thcwachith or thomethin. dum dum thaith he thinkth tha hall ith twapt tho be caweful. kimiweel chekth the firtht dor for twapth but doeth thee n e tho fwaya unwokth it and dum dum opinth it. win dum dum goeth in he theeth a cupla big thtinky thingth eetin thome boneth or thomethin and heth wike we got hethwu and they caint be poithind and thin we fite them. man theethe guyth weewy thtink thuper bad. it taketh uth a witel bit to kill them but finawy we do and they thtill thtink wike cwazy. well we wook awownd tha woom and their are thome chethth that we chek for twapth and thtuff and theyr not twapt tho fwaya unwokth them and we find a buncha cool thtuff.   after that im wike hay guyth i gotta take a witel wetht ith that ok and their wike yep thath cool tho we take a witel wetht and i feel beter now.   after wethtin we keep goin and win kimiweel walkth owt tha dor BOOM he hit a twap and a big ol thaw bwade cometh fwyin outta tha wall and hith him and i bet that wath pwety thcawy tho were gonna twy to not do that agin. thin fwaya unwokth the other dor and i opin it up.   thith woom ith filld with a buncha cultitht peepel and a gween cultitht guy at the other end of tha woom tho i jutht yell UH OH HELP and tha gween guth ith wike KILL THA INTWUDERTH. befor i cud evin move kimiweel caim outta nowere and thwew a fierball into tha woom and that took out a buncha them tho that maid thingth eethier thanks kimiweel. won of tha cultitht twieth to maik me do thomethin but thomehow i wath abel to not do that tho thin i move in thtwait to the gween guy and jutht unwode on him with a buncha atakth. it wookth wike i awmotht kild him but thin on tha watht cupla thwingth he utheth won of hith fwindth ath a sheeld and i hit them inthted and he doeth it agin and i dont no how he doeth it but thath kinda a cool twik but that theemth wike thomethin dum dum wud do not me. thin won of thothe guyth twieth to catht hold perthon on me and i shwug it off and waff but thin anuther won doeth it agin and it workth thith tiem uh oh now i cant do n e thing. thin fwaya cathth a fierball but it thomehow doethnt hit me tho im not shur if it wath akshuwy fwaya or not but hey ill take it. n e way she kilth more of them and now thereth onwy won of eech of thethe guyth weft and that meenth that now i can move agin woo hoo thankth fwaya. but thin the gween guy twieth to catht thome kinda mind wot thpell on me but i shake that won off to haha motht of thethe guyth cant change my mind i gueth im gittin beter thomehow. thin dum dum jumpth in and kilth tha gween guy tho now he cant twy that agin. thin kimiweel cometh in and jutht obwirterate... owbiterwate... thmakth a cultitht thuper hawd and kilth it. thin tha watht cultitht wunth away and im wike hey that halway ith thuper twapt but i gueth he dint withen cuth we cud here him git cut by the thaw bwade haha. we wook awownd tha woom for mor cool thtuff and we find more chethth wike wat wath in the watht woom and we fownd more thtuff in them.   we weave the woom and fwaya findth a buncha mor twapth wike it muthta bin eweventy of them and sheth wike be thuper caweful guyth and were wike thankth fwaya. kimiweel jutht fwieth over them cuz heth cool wike that. the wetht of uth jutht thtep awownd them.   dum dum findth anuther dor and fwaya unwokth it and he poketh hith hed in tha dor and jutht thayth nah we dont need to go in ther and goeth to the dor acwoth tha hall inthted. fwaya unwokth it and we thtep in.   thith woom had a cupla peepel that wookd wike butwerth or helperth or thomethin and thomewon ith thitting on a binch fathing away fwom uth. won of tha helperth thayth the mathter ithnt ektpektin n e body wite now but the guy on tha binch thaid nah their fine wet them in. he gith up and turnth awownd and ith thuper cweer that thith guy ith thome kinda vampier cuz heth thuper pail and hath wed eyeth and pointy teeth and a bwak cape and all tha thingth a vampier wud hav. he oferth uth a dwink of thomethin pwetty thik and were wike ya no thankth. we talk to him for a wile and evenchuwy heth wike hey id wike to giv u a bargin and were wike ok wat do u meen and heth wike thampel ur wife forthe and u will git a powerful majik item and were wike huh and heth wike i want to dwink a witel bit of ur bwood and thin ill giv u a majik thing. at firtht im wike that theemth bad but thin we git talkin thome mor and heth wike it will onwy hurt for a witel wile and thin after u wetht ull feel beter and wont be week n e more. kimiweel thaith he beweevth him and the vampier thayth twutht me ther wont be n e wathting efekth tho im wike well thath gud e nuff for me tho i hold owt my finger to him but i keep my other hand on my thord jutht in cathe thingth go wong. he biteth my finger and yah it hurt a wot and i defnitwy felt weeker but it dint theem to bad. and thin i gueth it ith my bwood im not shur but their ith bwood thwirwing awownd and he giveth me a fwoating thtone and thayth thith will pwotekt u cuz thath wat ur wife forthe bwot u tho im wike ok cool. kimiweel altho wetth thith guy bite him and tha thame thing hapinth but he got thome kinda thing that he theith contwolth water ewemintelth or thomethin that thowndth cool. and thin fwaya did it to and she got a thtaff of chawmin and thath pwitty cool to. dum dum doethnt want n e thing to do with thith guy tho he weaveth the woom. the vampier theyth he hopeth we all wike wat we got and he thayth heth abowt to weave cuz heth not thtayin hear much wonger. i athk him if he can tell uth mor abowt thith pwathe and wat we mite thee win we go ekthpworin and he tellth uth all kindth of thingth but tha won that catcheth my atinshin ith that thereth thome kinda titin in here wich thowndth thuper cool. thin im wike u no i shuda athked u thith before i wet you thuck me but wat ith ur name and heth wike wathuth duthtkhart. ath we turn to weave kimiweel thayth that if he catcheth him huntin innothint peepel that he wud come for him but wathuth ith wike i dont no wat inothinth ith or thomethin and moshinth for uth to weave tho we weave.   we keep goin down tha hall and git thwu tha dorth withowt hitin n e twapth and now were bak were we thtawted in tha firtht woom with tha shadowth and we thee makth thtill workin on hith majik thing thome more. i athk him if he hath a witel tiem to help uth figer owt wat a cupla of thethe majik itemth we fownd r and heth wike ya i got u and he idintifieth them for uth and we thank him.   im wike guyth i need to taik a wetht cuz i feel ekthawthtid after that vampier thukd me and dum dum twieth to gilt twip me into having to wathte tiem cuz we got gweedy and im wike no dum dum i need to wetht cuz evin befor we met tha vampier i wath feewin pwetty beet up and cant git thuper mad much mor today but no mater how much i twy to ekthpwain he jutht doethnt theem to care. watever dum dum.   tho we dethide to wetht and kimiweel hath a thing he can do to help uth but he needth thome woom tho we go owthide thith pwathe were their ith mor woom and kimiweel maketh thome kinda pwathe for uth to wetht thath thuper cool kimiweel i dint no u cud do that. we git a good nite wetht in there.   after wakin up we dethide to take motht of wat we fownd and thell it and thin on tha way bak dum dum ith wike u no im done with u all cuz ur doin thith pyurly outta gweed and thtormth off. i dont evin twy to ekthpwain n e mor ith alwayth bin thith way that if we dont do thingth how dum dum thayth thin ith wong evwytiem wike heth beter than uth. i jutht tell him good widanthe and dont wet tha dor hit u on tha way owt dum dum. ith totawy fine with me if he wantht to weave cuz we never thaw i to i n e way.   thowe dethide to keep hedin bak but thin we got thtopd my thome deep nome wady whoth wike i dont no wat jutht hapind ther but if u need thomewon to help u thin id wike to come awong with u and were all wike we dont evin no u. she thayth her naim ith cawanthia thtonetwodin or thomethin. kimiweel talkth to thoren on hith wocky tocky and thoren thayth tha glided iwon hath herd of her and thayth they twutht her cuz she hath helpd them owt quiet a bit befor and she doeth gud work sho i gueth thath gud enuff for uth. but i thtill think ith pwitty thuthpithuth that she jutht hapind to be their win dum dum weft. im wike i think u can come with uth but ur gonna have to pwoov urthelf and sheth wike ok and thin i tell her my name ith jimbog inthted of my weel name cuz i dont fuwwy twutht her yet.   dwaugnir im thowy that dum dum feelth wike heth gotta go but i feel wike thath gud for all of uth cuz he dint theem to wanna be hear n e way. i mite not wike him vewy much but i thtill hope nuthin bad hapinth to him.

13.1 The Rune Heart

sooo... win we git to pwog we dont hav much tiem to wook awownd tho we jutht git wite to it tawkin with makth and owika and thay thay that their r thome thingth we can hep with. the won we dethide to focith on ith gittin the thittyth defintheth bak up and wunnin tho maktht it wike alwite u guyth git thome wetht and tawk to me win u git up and well git goin and were wike ya ok.   win we git bak to him heth thayth he maid uth wike thome kinda champienth or thomethin tho we can all go down into the underthitty or watevr and maktht thayth heth comin with uth to show uth were to git in and thtuff. wile he wath walkin with uth he tode uth the defintheth r cald the wune hart and we gotta figur owt why ith not powerd up or ith not makin ath much power or thomethin i dont no but it thowndth impotint.   n e way we git ther and maktht showth uth thome wandom bilding with gardth owthide and inthide there r mor gardth and thin down tha thtareth thereth mor gardth and im wike y u got tho miny gardth but i dont thay it i jutht think it. thin maktht ith wike alwite wer hear and he thayth hell thtart twathing the way wineth win we cweer the awea and i dont no wat that ith but it thowndth impotint. befowe we hed down i athk him if he can inchant are thtuff agin wike he did win we were on tha ship and heth wike ya i got u wat do u want and i thaid i want sheeld agin and kimiweel awtho wanth sheeld and dum dum wanth pwayer of heewing and i dont no wat fwaya got.   tho we go down tha thtareth and ith pwitty dawk in hear and evin tho dady karl witeth a torch the wite fwom it doethnt theem to make it much bwiter tho thath kinda od. well i keep goin ahed and we thee a cwechur maid of shado or thomethin and i gueth it doethnt no we can thee him and win kimiweel thaith oh wook thereth a shadow cwechur the thing atakth uth. ith a shado demin and it twieth to atak uth and thin anuther popth up and tho were fitin shadoth wich i dont think i ever fot befor tho thith ith intwethtin. it dint taik uth a wot of tiem to git thethe thingth ded cuz were gittin gud hith and thtuff but won of them keepth hidin fwom me tho i cant thee it but we got kimiweel and hith bwite witeth kill thethe shadowth kwik. i dint no shadowth cud be nockd down but hay apawintwy they can haha thath funy.   n e way we keel the watht shado and now the woom ith bwiter and we can thee thome dorth on tha wallth. makth cometh in behind uth and thtawth twathin that wune or watevr heth doin tho we jutht wet him do hith thing. we chek all tha dorth and they r all wokd. we wook at the north dorth firtht and dum dum doethnt thee n e twapth tho he akthth fwaya to unwok them and sheth abel to do it eethy cuz sheth tho gud at it. we opin tha dorth and thee thome thtareth goin up. dum dum and kimiweel go up and i thtay bak to wach are behind jutht in caith thingth pop owt fwom bak there but i dont git to wook vewy wong.   dum dum wookth awownd tha corner up the wittel thtareth and theeth thome nolth and thay thee him and won of them yeld tho now were fitin agin. fwaya put a web to keep thim fwom gittin to uth wich theemd to work weel gud. it maid it hawder for uth to git awownd but thath ok cuz she gith wid of the webth after jutht and wittel bit now that were all up there. were all doin thuper gud today were hitin wike cwazy and dojin there atakth it feelth vewy gud. after jutht a witel bit the dorth at the top of the thtareth thwing opin and there r a tun mowe n m eeth in there. i finish off one of the watht nolth in tha hall and thin move up to the dorth and im wike fwaya wer gona need a fierball in hear and sheth wike ok but befor she cud git up tha thtareth kimiweel caim up behind me and shot hith own fierball in tha woom but it wath witening inthted of fier and it tuk owt a buncha them and i turnd and wookd at him wike WERE HAV U BIN HIDIN THAT I DINT NO U CUD DO THAT and im wike that wath thuper impwethiv and giv him a thum up and we kep goin. and thin i thee a weerd nol that wookth wike a demin or thoemthin and he theemd to wanna gweet uth with dawkneth tho he maid it dawk but thith dawkneth hurth a wot we gotta git outta thith thtuff but befor we can weely git owt here cometh fwaya with a dithpel majic and jutht gith wid of it tho i wook at tha demin nol and charj wite at him. i hit him a buncha tiemth and hit him with a bwinding wite tho now he cant thee n e thing i gueth if ith gonna be dawk for uth were gonna maik it dawk for him to haha. fwaya helpth me taik thith demin nol owt uthin her eldwich bwatht and thin we turn tord tha pack word guy in tha corner of tha woom. she utheth her tole the ded and taikth him owt tho now weve got em all kild finawy.   we wook awownd for thtuff and find thome thingth and thin im wike i cud taik a witel wetht wite now if u guyth wanna and dum dum thaith ya i got u hereth a pwayer of heewing and were wike ya thath awthome tho we wetht up and were gud to go.   i weed the way to the nekth halway and find thome mor dorth but i can here thomethin wike metel on thtone and i dont no wat it ith tho i go chek it owt AND FIND A METEL BULL THING AND ITH CHAWJETH AT ME WAT THE HEK. dum dum ith wite nektht to me and thomehow maikth it mith me tho thankth dum dum and fwaya wath abel to git fewy fier on it tho it maikth it eethier to hit it. we akshuwy taik owt tha metel bull but won of the nolth fwom tha watht fite muthta got away cuz heth awownd tha cowner twyin to shoot uth tho we go awownd tha cowner and taik care of him but thin we thee a hole buncha other thingth and there r thome thkavin thwaveth and mor nolth and avin won of thothe gwobe guyth with tha mathkth wike we thaw in tha undergwownd awea in emberhode and he keepth thwowin a buncha poithin thingth at uth that ekthpwode into a poithin cwowd makin it hawd to bweeth and thtuff heth thuper anoyin. n e way we keep goin and kill all the thkavin and nolth and win we git to the other end of thith hall we cant find the mathkd gwobe guy tho were did he go. durin the fite i awtho herd thome mor metel thowndth but it dint thownd wike tha metel bull thing it wath kinda diffwint. thereth a metel gwate int he fwor at tha other end of tha hall but i cant theem to find a way to opin it tho i dont hink he wint in there. were gonna haf to find him tho we dont haf to deel with him n e mor cuz heth anoyin.   we find thome majic wepinth wich ith cool tho well hav to taik them to makth and thee if he can tell uth wat they r. it wookth wike thith halway ith thome kinda pwithin or thomethin cuz ther are thellth and they r all wokd and we dont hav n e keeth tho weel haf to wook for thothe to.   dwaugnir i hope evwything ith gud with my famiwy i thtil mith them tho much and i hope they no that and r ok. i keep thinkin abowt them a wot.

12.4 It's Raining Amethysts (Milestone: 13th Level!)

sooo... wike watht tiem we awe thtill fitin thith dwaggin and ith tuff cuz it keepth fwyin away fwom uth but we thtill git thome gud hitth on it. firtht it twied to hit me but it got won of my miwwow imajeth intthed but thin it hit me agin owch and thin she tewepowtid away and muved and thtuff tho i gotta chathe her down agin. and thath wat i do i got after her im fatht wite now cuz i dwank that poshin tho i go up to her and thwing my thord and hit her a buncha tiemth but thin she wike thtawth gwowin thome jimth and thtuff and now she wookth wike she heeld up and thin she thomehow maid me fwy away and atak my fwindth thath not cool im thowwy dum dum. wukiwy i mithd him and thin she cudnt contwol me n e mor. dady karl jutht keepth heewin peepel ath needid and fwaya ith invithibel and thtill cathth her athidball and thtuff tho sheth doin gud damaje to thith dwaggin. evin dum dum can heel dady karl and kimiweel heelth and atakth to we gotta gud gwoop hear.   the dwaggin ith thuper far away now and i dont wanna git too far away fwom my fwindth thinthe kimiweel tode me not to do that agin win we wath fitin undergwownd with tha doomweel tho inthted i wookd at tha ship to thee if ther r n e caninth to shoot and their awe thome tho i fwew into tha windo and got on won of tha caninth and poitid it at tha dwaggin way away and shot it and BOOM it hit tha dwaggin that wath awthome thin i wewode it to git weddy agin. i caint thee wath goin on up top but i can here heawing and thtuff tho i geth ith all gud up ther and nektht thin i no kimiweel cometh fwyin nektht to me on tha canin and helpth tho we can fier it fathter.   i yell to the cwew to fier thethe caninth and they do but the dwagin ith hawd to hit wike evin kimiweel and me cant hit it agin. i thee thome wayth comin fwom abuv uth but they wook wike athid wayth tho that mutht be fwaya agin. it wookth wike won of them hit tha dwaggin weel gud and thin she did thome of her eldwich bwatht thingth and hit the dwaggin thome mor KEEP GOIN FWAYA.   now tha dwaggin gith cwothe to uth and maketh her ora ekthpwode agin and it hith thome of them up top cuz i cud here them yell thingth wike owch and thtuff tho i gueth it hit em. well now the canin cant turn enuff to fier at the dwaggin tho i fwy bak outta tha windo and go up to her to hit her and do thome pwitty gud damaje but sheth thtill fwyin but wookin hurt. dady karl caim owt fwom behind tha woom on the dek and it wookth wike he heelth fwaya and sheth on tha gwownd. i gueth that ora thing tuk her owt uh oh thath not gud. fwaya twieth to git thome wevinje but it wookth wike her thpel dint work vewy gud thith tiem. dum dum jumpth off tha areship and fwieth over to tha dwaggin ith nithe to thee him do thomethin to thith dwaggin for onthe and join tha fite inthted of jutht gittin hit by it but n e way he did hit her tho thath thomethin. kimiweel twieth to uthe a mind wip or thomethin but it dint theem to work gud but thith dwaggin ith wookin thuper wuff.   and sheth wunning away well sheth fwyin away but u no wat i meen n e way she goeth off weel fatht but dum dum and me can keep up. we fwy after her and im abel to git their firtht and take a good thwing at her and hit her weel gud for thome thuper gud damaje and she finawwy dieth. she fallth down into the thide of a mowntin tho we git bak on the ship and it fwieth down to were she wanded and we git off tha ship to wook for n e thing worth takin and we find a bwue die and we git thome bwood and thcaleth to taik with uth in caith ith utheful. we dethide to giv dady karl the die cuz he can uthe it the motht i think. and dum dum cutth the head off tha dwaggin and bwingth it with uth cuz he thaid we cud uthe it to intmdidteat... intmidtiate... thcawe are n m eeth with it.   win we git bak to the areship dady karl heelth fwaya a bit so she feelth beter and tha ship turnth awownd and keepth goin were were goin. we think abowt twyin to find tha dwagginth wair but dethide agintht it cuz it mite taik to much tiem tho we jutht keep goin to pwog.   well wong thtowy wonger we maik it to pwog and their ith a buncha awmieth thuwwownding the thitty alweddy. maweki thayth it wont be eethy ethcapin tha thitty tho were pwobaby gonna be thtuck hear for a wile unweth we hav thome kinda majic or thomething to git uth owt. ath were fwyin into tha thitty dum dum dwopth the dwagginth hed off tha thide of the ship and it wandth in tha awmieth awea and wollth awownd. i bet that wath pwetty thcawy akshuwwy cuz now they no wat we r capabel of doin.   well they dwop uth off at pwog and maweki thayth theyll taik tha dorfth to the thwayerth keep wike we tawkd abowt and they wish uth gud wuck and it wookth wike were gonna need it.   win we git off tha areship we thee makth shwiber and owiga and they welcome uth and makth thayth it wookth wike hith twinketh helpd uth and were wike yep it workd. he thayth we can tell him are thtowieth over thome dwinkth thometiem but thin owiga cometh over and thayth they got hear jutht a day befowe uth and all pwatheth north of hear hav alweddy bin abandind and evwybody fwom ther ith movin down hear into pwog. she altho thayth we need to meat with her uncle and that they can be fuwwy pwepawed with are help.   dwaugnir i no that wath anuther dwaggin but it atakd uth tho pweethe dont git mad. we r awtho gonna need wotth of help with thith thitty and thtuff tho pweathe help uth thankth.

12.3 The Hammer's Heir

sooo... we tawk abowt wat were gonna tawk to the dorfth abowt to git tha hamer and im wike well ath wong ath the hamer ith on are thide then we shud be gud and it doethnt mater who hath it tho im gud with watevr they want. dum dum thayth we shud git the dorfth on the ship with uth and that thowndth gud to me to. hawgwim thayth theyl come with uth on tha ship and that he thinkth kimiweel shud weeld the hamer but kimiweel hath to pwomithe not to uthe it for pwide or thomethin but he hath to uthe it to oner the dorfth and heth wike yah okay i can do that.   tho the dorfth come with uth or at weetht all tha woneth that thurvivd the fite with the bawor and win we git on tha ship the dorfth tell uth we can by thingth fwom ther twesher twove tho we maik shur to thtok up on thtuff and even git thome thingth for dady karl. we by him thome new majic awmor and a sheeld and a majic wepin tho he can do more thtuff to help uth. the dorfth thay ther goin to thith pwathe cald karka kardin or thomethin but theyl taik uth wherevr we wanna go firtht tho we tawk to thoren at the glided iwon and git cot up on thtuff with them and we tell them evwything we thaw on thith twip and he thayth hell hav to tell uth waiter wath goin on down ther. we tell him were gonna go meat up with gortek and felikth and tho we athk the dorfth to taik uth to pwog tho we can meat up with them and they turn the ship to git their.   wile we r twavelin i thtawt twyin to weed that buk of ektherthithe and it tuk me a wile but i got thwu it. i can defnitwy tel a difwinth cuz i feel thtwonger now tho thath cool. win i wath dun with it i gaiv it bak to the dorfth tho they can uthe it agin thometiem.   we finawwy maik it owt of the caoth wathteth and the theenewy bewow uth ith a nithe chainge. their r thome pwatheth that are kinda foggy or mithty but the wetht of it wookth nithe.   but thin we here a bell wike befowe win we wath under atak tho we all git up to the top dek and shur nuff we thee thomethin comin in tha dithtanthe ITH A BIG BWUE JIM DWAGGIN UH OH. we git weddy to fite and it thtopth a good dithtanthe fwom tha ship and atakth uth fwom ther tho ith gonna be hawd to fite if we canth weech it. it utheth thome thuper powrful thtuff that wookth wike beemth or thomethin and it poithonth fwaya. well i cant weech it wite now tho all i got ith my cwothbo but ith mitheth tho i got nuthin but i gotta pwan. dady karl cathth thomethin on uth that maketh heewing ath gud ath it can git tho thath gud. fwaya heelth up and thin goeth invithibel tho now i cant thee wear she ith. dum dum and kimiweel cant hit the dwaggin eether tho they jutht wait for it to git cwother and kimiweel fwieth up. tha dwaggin twieth to thtay away but evinchuwy comethin cwothe nuff for uth to be abel to hit it. i pop owt my wingth and dwink a poshin of thpeed tho i can git ther fatht enuff and kimiweel doeth the thame thing and i awtho uthe miwow imaje. the dwaggin keepth uthin that beem and thtuff but win it geth cwother we thee ith got thith wike ora awownd it or thomethin. it doethnt theem to do n e thing win we go inthide it but thin it gitth bwiter and it ekthpwodeth and doeth a ton of damaje to dum dum and fwaya and dady karl and it awmoth kild dady karl but he wath abel to hang on bit thin the ora got thmawwer tho mabee ith not ath powrful now who nothe. im finawwy abel to maik it cwothe nuff to tha dwaggin to atak and i thwing and hit but thin the dwagginth ora gith bwiter agin and thith tiem it kinda hurth are mindth. i yeld to tha ship cwew to git on tha cannonth and the harpoonth if ther ith n e harpoonth but i dont no if they herd me. i cant thee fwaya but i can thee the thpellth theth cathtin and sheth doin her nowmal thtuff wike makin her fier wayth into athid and thtuff and she cathted a orb thing but the dwaggin theemth to be abel to shwug evwything off but hopefuwy it cant do that much mor. i thee dum dum heel up a bit and he wookth weddy to atak if it gitth cwothe enuff to him. thin kimiweel twieth to tell tha dwaggin to gwovle but it doethnt withen to him and thin he thwowth thome kinda majic box nektht to him and owt popth a gwiffin. wered he git that cuz thath kinda cool i never theen that befowe. and thin he cathth a burtht of thunder at tha dwaggin but it wookth wike it mitheth.   dwaugnir we weewy need ur help budy i no were fitin a dwaggin and mabee thath agintht wat u wud wike but we cant help it thith tiem pweethe help uth.

12.2 The Day the Sky Cried Fire

sooo... win we git into tha hall we thee a buncha dorfth down bewow uth and thay r fitin a hyuge awmy of caoth guth and bethtigorth and thtuff and thin in tha bakgwownd thereth the bawor. heth got a big puwple sheeld or thomethin pwotectin him tho we gotta figer owt how to taik that down. win we git down ther we can thee a cupla other puwple thingth tho were wike we mutht hafta taik them owt firtht tho we quikwy thet up a pwan to hav fwaya put up her dorth to git over their eethy. we all wait for her to do that and win she doeth we all go thwu and thtawt fitin.   kimiweel and dum dum go thwu firtht and thin i fowwow after them and thangwim wookth weddy to fite tho he gatherth hith wunegardth and they fowwow after me. the firtht thing i notithed wath the thkeweton widin a gotht horthe and howdin thome kinda majic thpell or thomethin tho i twied to wush him to thtop him fwom cathtin it but it dint work tho i jutht thtawted hittin tha other thkeweton wich wath gwowin wed. thangwim thwu hith hamer at the fire thkeweton and it thtund him and it maid a big cwap of thunder it kinda thcawed me a bit not gonna wie but it wath cool.   but thin tha puwple thkeweton on tha horthe muved away fwom me and wint up to kimiweel and the wetht of tha gwupe and did a hyuge atak on them maikin thome of them fall down and doin a buncha damage to them. i here kimiweel giv a comand to thomethin and jutht thin the thkewetonth horthe laid down on tha gwownd and the thkeweton wint with it tho thatth awethome. im wookin awownd at whath goin on between thwingth and i thee thethe dorfth are doin amathing work thay r gittin weel gud hith on thethe guyth and i keep thinkin to mythelf i gotta come bak here and twain with them cuth they jutht cant mith thethe guyth. i taik owt thith fier thkeweton and dwink a poshin of thpeed tho now im thuper fatht and i git up to tha other thkeweton and hit him. king thangwim ith goin nutth on thethe guyth heth doin a thuper good job fitin them heth gittin tonth of good hitth and thtuff jutht wike hith other dorfth tho i wonder who tot who. the thkeweton twied to git bak up on hith horthe and git away but i wath abel to kill hith horthe befor he cud git away tho the thkeweton dwopd to tha gwownd but wath abel to keep thtandin and thin he cathted a big fierball but worthe on tha dorfth and king thangwim and thtuff and they wookd wike it hurt a wot. kimiweel did a big ol witenin bote and took owt a buncha guyth all at onthe and he awtho awmotht tuk owt tha thkeweton to. but thin kimiweel tuk a thwing at tha thkewetin and pwitty much thent him fwyin cuz he got thucha gud hit on him. win he died tha puwple thtuff on tha gwownd thtopt gwowing tho now we jutht gota git to tha other thide and taik that won down.   fwaya opind anuther dor to tha other puwple awea and we wint to work over their. i wint thwu firtht and their wath a n m e wite there at tha dor tho i tuk a thwing and BOOM he ded tho i wint to tha midel of tha puwple gwowing thtuff wher ther wath a maje cathtin a thpel wike that thkeweton but thith guy ithn a thkeweton jutht a maje but win i twied to hit him he uthed that thame sheeld thpel that fwaya utheth tho it maid me mith him. all tha majeth awownd and won other bethtigor thing turnd on me and thtawted atakin me wich i gueth i shuda ekthpektid and thethe guyth hit me with thtuff that i cant shake off vewy eethy wike motht other thingth. thin evwywon elthe caim thwu the powtel to help owt and im gwad thay did cuz thethe guyth hurt awot akshuwy. kimiweel hath a thpel to pwotect him fwom evel thingth and dum dum ith chanting and fwaya hath fierballth but there not fierballth there athidballth i think. thin that maje thath cathtin the puwpel thtuff cathted a cone of code on uth and that hurt awot to and cot a buncha uth in it inwuding king thangwim and hith wunegardth. that cone of code awmotht kild me tho i gotta be thuper caweful. i thwing a cupla tiemth at tha puwple maje but im not ath wekweth thith tiem. the maje put up hith sheeld thpell agin but i twy agin and hit him tho i uthe my weppinth thpel to bwind him and do more damage and it thtill dint kill him tho i mwike thcwew it i gotta taik thith guy owt now tho i uthe my akshin thurge to giv me thome n r g and taik anuther thwing at the maje and wukiwy i hit him and taik him owt. but thin win he wint to tha gwownd the puwple thtuff he wath cathtin or watevr formd up into a orb and fwoted up into tha are pwitty hi up abov uth. i wook awownd wike wat am i thupothd to do and win i thaw king thangwim heth wike i got it go taik cawe of urthelf tho i uthe my watht thwing to twy to hit tha bethtigor nektht to me but i mith him and then i taik off tord fwayath dor to heel up befor heddin bak into tha fite.   i thee kimiweel win i git thwu tha dor and thtand nektht to him and thin we here a big boom of thunder agin tho im wike ooh thangwim muthta took care of that orb thing. i wookd over tord the bawor and shur nuff the puwple baweer that wath awownd him dithapered and the bawor thayth COME MEAT UR DOOM and im wike yah ur abowt to. n e way thin i thee tha bawor teweport tord are fwindth and thin fwy up in tha are and im wike oh ok thath how were gonna pway thith gaim. kimiweel put hith thord up to my nek and i wook at him wike Y R U DOIN THITH WE GOTTA BAWOR TO KIL but thin he heeld me with tha thord and im wike oh thath awthome thankth and it maid me feel tho much beter and thin kimiweel heeld himthelf to and wint thwu tha dor to join the fite. i can thtill heer dum dum chanting in the dithtance heth all wike OOH WE OOH WEE OOH WEE OOH i dont no wat that meenth but it theemth to help him hit thtuff and ith workin now cuz win i git bak i thee him takin owt thome majeth. fwayath cathtin her athidball and thtuff and doin gud damage to tha bawor and watnot.   thin i notithd the wunegardth awe thtandin awownd thomethin and i wook a witel cwother and thee ith king thangwim but heth in to peetheth wat the hek happind to him did tha bawor do that howy cwap. that weewy gith my bwood boiwiwoiing tho i thpwowt my own wingth and fwy up awmotht into thith baworth fathe and jutht thtawt goin nutth on him with evwythin i got. kimiweel heeld me but im thtill kinda hurtin a bit tho i uthed my awmorth majic thpell to catht miwwow imaje to maik it hawder to hit me ethpeshuwy with thith bawor. thethe maje guyth keep thwowin ithe nifeth awownd and they ekthpwode hurting kimiweel and dum dum ith twying to taik them owt. the bawor gwabth kimiweel with hith fwame wip and pullth him up in tha are and thin twieth to hit him with hith witenin thord but he mitheth and then the bawor dwopth kimiweel down to tha gwownd. that muthta hurt kimiweel weel bad cuz kimiweel thtandth up and heelth himthelf agin but thin he cathth witening bote but with athid wike fwaya tho ith a athid bote i gueth n e way it hith the bawor and doeth thome good damaje to him. dum dum ith thtill goin OOH WE OHH WEE OHH WE OOH and fitin tha majeth on tha thide. ath thoon ath he taikth won owt he goeth to the nektht jutht down tha wine. fwayth cathtin her athidballth fwom behind the piwwar.   my nektht thwing ith a thuper good won tho i uthe the bwinding thmite agin to do more damaje and bwind tha bawor. that felt vewy gud to me and pwobabwy not vewy gud to tha bawor cuth it wookd wike it hurt. the bawor twieth hittin kimiweel agin but thith tiem he mithd cuz kimiweel uthed hith sheeld thpell tho the bawor turnd to me and twied to hit me with hith witening thord but gueth wat it hit won of my miwwow imajeth inthted haha thukth to be u. but thin tha bawor teweporth away and we cant thee him but we can thee the hith fier fware up and we can here him kinda gwunting and woawing wike heth powerin up or thomethin. i wook down and thee kimiweel thpwowtin hith own wingth wich ith thuper cool and the fwieth up nektht to me. dum dum can thee tha bawor fwom wear he ith and thaid he thinkth the bawor heeld himthelf tho tha wunegardth yell to uth that we need to uthe tha hamer. i wook at kimiweel and am wike u thtill got tha hamer and heth wike yup tho we both no wat to do. i tell him ill do wat i can to hold him off wile u git the hamer weddy and heth wike ok tho i taik off tord the bawor. i do wat i do betht and hit tha bawor with evwything i got agin and evin uthe more bwinding thmite for the damaje and to bwind him agin.   thin tha bawor twieth hittin me with hith fier whip but it hith my miwwow imaje tho he twieth to hit me with hith witenin thord but gueth wat it hith my watht miwwow imaje and i jutht wook at the bawor wite in hith fathe and am wike uh oh u mithd me. kimiweel dwinkth a poshin of thpeed and geth weddy to wok thith baworth thockth and tho he fwieth over and thwowth the hamer at the bawor. win the hamer hit the bawor it made the wowdetht cwap of thunder i evr herd and it awmotht thtund me but i wath abel to shaik it off but tho did the bawor but now tha bawor hath a wune mawk on it. i dont no wat it meenth but it cant be gud for tha bawor. kimiweel giveth me anuther gud heel and thin thith tiem he thwingth that hamer at the bawor. dum dum taikth owt the watht maje and thin utheth hith thord to catht fwy tho he can join tha fite with the bawor. fwaya popth bak owt fwom behind tha piwwar and shooth thome athid wayth at tha bawor and won of them hith thuper gud. thith bawor ith wookin vewy hurt tho thin i thwing wike cwazy at him and git a thuper gud hit and gueth wat heth gettin anuther bwinding thmite hapy birtday bawor.   well turnth owt the bawor had a gift for uth ath well cuz that thwing killd tha bawor WOO HOO but thin he thtawted wike woawing and gwunting and shakin or thomethin and thuddenwy he ekthpwodid. the nektht thing i wemembew wath waikin up on tha gwownd with dady karl thandin nektht to me wich ment he pwobabwy jutht thaved my wife after tha ekthpwoshin tho i thank him and he helpth me thtand up.   all tha n m eeth awe pwetty much wotht without tha bawor tho the wetht of them awe eethy nuff to kill thinthe they wotht there will to fite.   no mowe tewwow.   we go bak to tha dorfth and thay hav a wittel theremonee for there king who died in tha fite fitin for hith peepel and there home and there hithtowy. ith wath a vewy moving thing to thee and they thaid he wanted to be bewied hear in the thitadel.   kimiweel pullth owt tha hamer and the dorfth wook at him wike they r thupwithed it dint kill him. he thaith it thtill hurth to tuch it but the dorfth r thuper impwethd and thome of them evin wook wike they are wike bowing down to him. kimiweel finishd wat king thangwim wanted to do. i no if the king wath abel to do it himthelf he wud hav but kimiweel ith pwobaby the nektht betht perthon to do it heth a gud weeder no mater wat dum dum thinkth.   hawgwim giveth a thpeech abowt the fite and he thankth uth and thtuff and he tellth uth to have a bite to eet and wetht up and hell do thomethin for uth tomowwow so we go eet and thtuff. the dorfth are tweeting uth thuper gud but u no they did weel gud in tha fite to it wathnt jutht uth who fot.   we get thome thweep and win we wait up we go bak to meet the dorfth and hawgwim. thay gaiv uth tho much muny i witerawwy cant cawwy it all i gotta figer owt wat to do with it all. they awtho gaiv uth a thord cald a thun bwade and thome powrful majic awmor and a buk. tha buk teecheth u how to be thtwonger and im weewy the onwy won who cud uthe a buk wike thith but ith funy cuz im the won who cant weed vewy gud. thith will be intewethtin to twy to weed thith thing haha.   the dorfth taik uth awownd and thtuff and ath were walkin we here thome voitheth comin fwom a halway. we wook and we thee a cupla dorfth thtandin awownd tawkin and we withen to them and we here them thay thomethin abowt thith it onwy the firtht eko or thomethin and the other won thaith the twue thcweem ith thtill comin and wonderth if were weddy. and thin the dorfth turn into thome olbino human witherdth and thay do u think thay underthtand wat theyv done and thin teweport away. we cudnt thtop them.   wat ith that abowt dwaugnir. can u help uth figer it owt pweethe thankth.

12.1 The Terror

sooo... we had thome tiem to arethelfth to wetht up and thtuff befow we got to tha pwathe we wath goin i think ith cald karga doom or thomethin. aftew a fyu dayth we find thith karga doom pwathe and find a thpot to wand and git owt to thee wat we can find. thewe ith tho miny awmieth and thtuff all awownd thith pwathe wike they r weddy to taik it thoon but we git in thide. vawek showth uth awownd a bit. it wookth wike there ith tho much hithtowy hear cuz they hav a buncha cawvingth of there peepel and thtuff tho ith weewy thad to thee it wike thith all bwoken up and old wookin and thtuff.   we find a gwate forje and vawek ith wike thith it won of the forjeth but the fwame hath awmotht died owt ith jutht bawewy hangin on. dum dum wookth at the fwameth and heth wike thith aint nowmal fier thith ith demin fier tho that cant be gud. he awtho theeth thom writin on tha wall and twieth to thee wat it thayth. i dont no wat it thaith tho i help kimiweel wook thwu thome camp we fownd to thee wat we can thee. we dont find much tho ith kinda duthty. i help him cuz im tha twail finder guy tho i figer i cud find thtuff thinthe im pwetty gud at it haha that wath a joke but dont tell n e body elthe cuz wemembew win i got uth wotht well n e way ith not funny but it kinda ith.   n e way dum dum fownd owt thome of tha wordth thay thomethin abowt the tewwow weturnd or thomethin and kimiweel ith wike i think i herd of that befow ith wike thomethin biger than the nowmal caoth guyth wite and vawek ith wike yah heth herd the thame thing fwom thowieth and evin hith own famiwy abowt it. i dont no wat to think abowt it tho i keep wooking awownd.   thin we here thomething cwatter up ahed tho i go to taik a wook but dum dum gwabd me and thaid hay we gotta thtick together and im wike yah i am im jutht goin to wook awownd tha cowner and i kept goin. they fowwow me and were all twyin to be quite.   we find anuther hall way but thith won hath thome fier witing tha way tho we go that way. win we git there we can heer thome wike bweething and moving awownd and kimiweel wath wike beter git weddy tho we taik owt are wepinth. ith a gud thing we did cuz ath i wath goin up to the corner to wook awownd it thewe wath a big hell hownd dog that jumpt down fwom tha wall and that thtawted a fite with a buncha thethe thingth. THEY CAN BWEETHE FIER but tho can i but i dont need to cuz were abel to pick them off pwetty eethy evin tho they do hurt kinda bad thometiemth.   ath we were fitin them a buncha them jumpt up on tha wall and wath abowt to jump on uth but hin we herd wath thowndid wike a buncha awwowth fwyin and hittin tha dogth and thath ekthakwy wat it wath. turnth owt were not a wone and we got help but they dont no who we are or how we got hear tho we wet them no. im wike hay dont shoot uth we got thomebody with uth you mite wanna tawk to tho i point owt vawek and he thtepth up and thtawth tawkin.   vawekth wike hay we caim hear to find a powrful thing and the guy wath wike well im hargwim and wet me taik u guyth to my dad tho were wike yah ok and we fowwow him.   it feelth wike goin thwu a maze but we finawwy git ther. HITH DAD ITH THA KING APAWENTWY tho im wike whoa thath cool hith name ith king thangwim fierbeerd but hth beerd ithnt on fier tho i dont no why heth cald that. n e way hargwim tellth him how he fownd uth and thtuff and that thtawth a hole coverthchin... converthaicihn... he thtawth tawkin a bunch abowt there hithtowy and who thay r and watnot and heth wike well ith bin twenny yeerth were hav u bin and hargwim ith wike no ith bin to hundwid yeerth and firtht of all i dont no wich won ith biger tho im confuthed but thethe guyth theem to no wat ther tawking abowt tho i jutht pwetind to no wat they meen. appawenty tiem goeth thwower hear or thomethin tho the wonger we taik hear the more thingth chainge in the wetht of tha world at weetht thath wat i think they meen. watevr they meen it doethnt thownd gud.   we athk the king abowt thith tewwow thing and heth wike oh yah heth weel and hyuge and heth back now and they killd him befow but now that heth bak they need help. were wike well were gonna need that hamer to taik thith guy owt and heth wike im not givin it away ath wong ath im awive and were wike well then u shud help uth and heth wike yah but if i do that thin there will be a pwofithy and man i thot i wath confuthed befow but now my hed weewy hurth im twyin to wap my hed awownd all thith. im wike well mabee thith ith a thelf fulfiwin pwofithy if u help uth thin ull be thaved and heth wike if the pwofithy ith twue thin i will die and all my fierbeerdth will die and im wike oh i cud thee how thatd be a pwobwim. were wike well think of it thith way uve got wat we need to taik thith thing owt and maik thingth beter for the hole world tho at weetht u wud die a hewo and thave tha world and heth wike u no wat that thowndth beter than jutht thittin here hopin for help.   we tell him how gortek alweddy hath tha akth of tha wunemathterth tho all we need now ith tha hamer of fait. heth wike well tawk more in tha mornin tho go hav thome diner and go to bed and then well tawk and were wike ok tho we do that.   befor we go to bed we tawk a bit with hargwim and dum dum wath wike jutht giv it to uth thtwait who or wat ith thith tewwow thing and he wookth awownd wike he shudnt be tewwin uth thith but he doeth. he thayth ith a jigantic demon thome kinda angwy demonic warword and erupth in waveth of fier and it hath a thord and wip of fwame. dum dum thayth it thowndth wike a bawor to him. watevr it ith were gonna have to pwepare to fite it thoon tho we jutht go to thweep and thin tawk with tha king agin tomowwow.   win we waik up we all go bak to tha thwone woom. the king cometh bak in with all hith peepel wike yethterday and heth wike mabee we can help eech other owt. they need to deel with thith tewwow thing but thinthe we need to hamer to do that he thaith he will fite with uth and cawwy the hamer. he thaid if the pwofithy ith twue thin he hath to be tha won to do thith. kimiweel ith wike well were gonna twy taikin thith guy owt with or withowt the hamer tho wel cud definitewy uthe ur help and heth wike u got it.   but then we all here a horn in tha dithtanthe and anuther dorf cometh wunnin in and ith wike ur magsty the tiem has come he fownd uth and heth at the fwont dor. thangwim ith wike well id wove to thtay and chat but ive got a tewwow to fite and ive got my peepel to bak me up r u with me and we all hold up are weppinth to thuport him and he weedth uth owt to the fwont woom.   thith woom ith hyuge with a buncha balconeeth and thtareth. win we wook down all we can thee ith a mathive awmy of caoth guyth there mutht be at weetht eweventyhundwed of them or thomethin. but thin win we wook up fwom that cwowd we thee the guy. win they thaid heth jigantic wat they mint wath heth abthowutey mathive and i dont no how were gonna do thith but we gotta twy.   the tewwow wookth tord uth and ith wike FIERBEERD I HAV BIN CALD TO BWING UR DOOM AND IT HATH AWWIVED or thomethin.   ith now or never.   dwaugnir we need u in a big way budy. pweethe wach over uth wile we fite thethe guyth.

11.4 Zigging and Zagging (Milestone: 12th Level!)

sooo... aftew we fot tha aboweth we had to taik a wetht and wile wethtin i notithd that kimiweel wookd difwint cuz he had a hawo over hith hed and he had wingth and hith thkin wookth wike it hath wike gold metel in it or thomethin and i never thaw that befowe. i akthd him abowt it and he thaid that he dint no why he wookd wike that but he theemth cool with it tho i gueth ith a gud thing. dum dum hath a pwobwem with it tho cuz now heth wike a angle or thomethin but i think he wookth awthome.   n e way aftew are wetht we herd thome noitheth fwom up abov that thowndid wike hornth and ekthpwothinth and im wike oh no we gotta git bak to tha ship quik. we wint down tha hall acwoth fwom were we caim and fownd thome thtairth. they wint up to thome wampth and other thtareth. im wike we gota taik tha thtareth to git up their fathter and tha otherth thot we shud taik tha wampth up inthted to maik shure nuthin cometh up behind uth, im jutht wike okay fine im jutht fowwowin u guyth i gueth. well we dint find n e body on tha wampth tho i gueth we waithtid tiem o well.   we git up to tha top and we come owt owtthide on tha top of thith wike pewamid thing. thereth a hoe that wookth down into the pool of water that aboweth wath in and we r vewy hi up tho we dont wanna fall in cuz that wud hurt. we wook owt over tha thitty and thee a bagilion n m eeth movin tord uth. the woof of thith pwathe ith gwowing wike a wite shootin into tha thky tho they mutht no were hear but tho doeth the areship and we thee it fwyin tord uth and dwoppin bomth on tha peepel bewow. we wook bak and thee tha old man agin. heth wike can u imajin evwywon whoth been thwone down hear ath thacwifitheth to tha aboweth ith to bad u killd him. im jutht wike oh wath that the thing u thaid needed to be fed cuz we ate and were thtill hungwy. the guy thaid we dint no hunger and they come or thomethin. fwaya cathted fwy on her and karl and me. dum dum thaid ur childwen mite be hungwy but ur gonna be tha won that feedth them. i think he ment that to thownd intimidatin but i thot to mythelf ya heth gonna be tha won to feed them thath wat heth bin twyin to do tha hole tiem i don get it but watevr.   dum dum jumpth to tha old man mage and killth him wile the wetht of uth focuth on all tha guyth comin up tha thtareth. dady karl maid a wall of fier to bwock the top of tha thtareth and kimiweel fwieth into it cuz fier cant do n e thing to him. there wath tho many peepel comin up tha thtareth that i wotht twack of them all but i thaw them thtawtin to cwimb tha wallth of thith pwathe twying to git up top. i thtaid on the thide of the wall of fier to keep them fwom comin up tha wall and that workd pwetty gud. thith fite ith wike fwayath dweem come twue cuz she did jutht abowt nuthin but fierballth she wookd wike she wath havin a gwate tiem and she did weel gud taikin owt tho miny of them it wath awethom to watch. kimiweel kept shootin witenin at them and that did a ton of gud altho he wath goin cwazy with it and it wookd wike he wath havin fun to. dum dum twied thtabbin tha woof i dont no wat gud that wath gonna do but u gaiv it a good thtab budy gud job. thin he thtawtid shootin hith bow wich akshuwy did thomethin gud. we did all we cud to keep all thethe guyth bak wile we waited for tha areship to git to uth. it took a wittel bit but finawwy they got hear and we cwimed up tha wopeth and bak onto tha ship.   that wath pwetty fun. ath thoon ath we got on tha ship evwywon met uth and wath givin uth hi fiveth and thtuff and were wike man that wath awthome. vawek athkd uth wat hapind to uth win we dithapeerd and we towd him evwything. they towd uth abowt thethe piwamidth gwowing ath thoon ath they finishd wepawing evwything and how they took off weel fatht to twy to find uth.   we r thuper gwateful they did cuz that wud hav bin bad.   dwaugnir pweethe wach over uth.

11.3 In Too Deep

sooo... we go to are cowtewth to thweep for tha nite and win we waik up we can thee the caoth wathteth owthide and it wookth tewwibel down their. ther ith all kindth of bad thtuff and wotth of awmeeth fitin and thtuff and ther ith wed dutht cwowdth all over tha pwathe tho u cant thee vewy gud. it wookth wike a dethert or thomethin cuz tha gwownd ith all kindth of cwakd and dwy.   then there ith a voithe comin fwom tha ship that thayth their ith gonna be a thtorm and we shud get weddy for it tho all tha ship peepel thtawted thtwappin all tha thupwithe down and thtuff and thin we hed into tha thtorm. it wathth a wile and ith vewy shaky and kinda thcawy but evinchuwy we git owt tha other thide of it and it kinda thettleth down. tha enjneerth haf to wepare thome thingth but we akshuwy maik it owt pwetty gud it theemth.   maweki thaid we need to mor to do thome biger wepareth tho they find a pwathe to wand thith thing. they find a big ol thitty to wand in and they thay we gotta go down tha wopeth and git off tha ship to gard it and were wike yah we can do that tho we do that. dum dum akthed if they hav a thcope or thomethin to hewp him thee far away and they do tho they gaiv him won.   we all hed down the wopeth and theirth nothin hear. kimiweel thumonth hith dier woof and the wetht of uth wook awownd and dont thee n e thing.   but thin we notithe thome twakth between tha bildingth and they wook kinda fwesh and not vewy old or coverd up. thin i here thomewon waffin and he thowndth kinda old. at firtht it thowndth wike ith comin fwom evwywere but thin it kinda thtawth comin fwom won thpot and i wook over and there ith a vewy old guy walkin tord uth and heth jutht waffin wike cwazy. he hath a bony thtaff with thome thkulth on top. kimiweel twieth to git him to thtop and he doeth and heth wike thuper inthane. he thayth heth a majishin and a twavler and they dint wike hith theeweeth and he overshot or thomethin i dont no. thin heth wike ther r cweachurth that fowwow me and they need to be fed and wud we wike to be there nektht meel and were wike yah no thath not gonna hapin.   thin he maikth hith thtaff gwow bwite yewwow and kimiweel twieth to comand him to thtop agin and he doeth but evin tho he dwopth hith thord it thtill goeth off doin watevr thpell he wath cathtin and it maikth thome dutht fwy up and ith windy and thereth wike a townaido or thomethin and thin win all the dutht dieth down wer not in the caoth n e more. inthted were in a woom with a thircle and thtar on tha gwownd and therth thome thkullth awownd the thircle. it wookth wike heth twyin to thacwifithe uth or thomethin.   well i dont want no pawt of that tho i twy to wun owt of the thircle befor it cud do thomethin to me but win i get to the edje of it it bwathth me bak into the midel of the thircel and im jutht wike woah that thukth we r thtuck. kimiweel fwaya and dum dum all towd me that win i wint to the edje of the thircle the thkullth eyeth wit up wed and thin turnd off win it shot me bak tho i go over to won of tha thkullth and twied to nok it over but it dint move tho i twied to kik it hawder and almotht hurt my toe tho im not doin that no more. fwayath wike wet me twy to shoot it tho were wike gud idea. she shootth won of tha thkullth and it bwaketh into a buncha peetheth and sheth wike there that might hav workd tho im wike ok wet me twy agin and i end up wunnin wite into tha wall owtthide tha thircle tho yep it workd. and now my shoder kinda hurth cuz i hit the wall pwetty hawd ouch.   n e way we keep goin and dum dum weadth the way and thin he awmotht fell into a twap but he thaved himthelf phew and thin he wint wite into anuther won and i had to waff it wath kinda funy haha. he fwieth up outta tha twap and wookth for more in tha hallway and doethnt find n e tho we jump over tha wonth he fownd and keep goin.   thin we git to a hyuge woom with a gyant water fowntin in tha midel. ith a thuper tall woom and we can thee wike balcneeth on tha wallth goin up the woom and it gith dawk but thereth a hoe up top and we can thee thome wite thwu it but it doethnt git down thith far tho ith thtill dawk down hear.   thin we thtawt hering thowndth fwom up above and it thowndth wike wind and thuddinwy we can thee thome fwying deminth comin down a cuppel of them wook wike mothketothe... mothketeoth... thothe anoyin bwood thuckin bugth but they are vewy big and the other wonth wook wike thome kinda weerd bird thingth with fethery wingth. they r pwetty danjeruth cuz they thtunnd kimiweel tho he cudnt do n e thing for a bit but we finawwy took thim owt. we had to fwy up to git them cuz they wudnt come down to uth or if they did they wud fwy bak up but we got em. thin we taik a wittle tiem to wetht up befowe we keep goin.   i go awownd tha big woom to thee if ther wath n e thing we mithd. their ith a hallway at tha other thide of tha woom but of corthe i gotta thee wath goin on with thith fowntin.   the fowntin hath thome thuper dirty water tho im not gonna dwink it but it wookth kinda shiny or thomethin and win i thtick my hand in it to feel it tha water thtawted to bubel and move AND THIN A BIG OL WERM COMETH OWT AND TWIETH TO GWAB ME WIKE WAT THA HECK MAN I JUTHT WANTID TO THEE WAT THA WATER FEELTH WIKE. tho now we r fitin thith worm wite after wethtin oopth. well we git thome gud hith on it and it twieth gwabbin uth and it cant but thin it did gwab me and thin it tuk me down in tha water with it. i thot thith wath jutht a fowntin but if thath the cathe thith ith the deepetht fowntin i ever thaw cuz it wint DEEP into a dawk woom with awmotht nuthin in it but me and thith thtoopid worm thing. it jutht took me deeper and kept thuckin my bwain and memweeth and it huwt weel bad. but thin my fwindth caim and fownd me finawwy and they helpd taik it down man that wath pwetty bad. wuckiwy i hav thith neckwathe that weth me bweeth n e wear cuz if im gonna be thtuck under water i wanna be abel to bweeth fine.   kimiweel and dum dum athkth me if i wud help them bwing tha thingth body owt of tha water tho they cud git thome thwime fwom it tho i help them do that. they wernt abel to git n e thwime tho we jutht cut it up to thee if we cud find n e thing it thwawwowd. it dint thwawwow n e thing but won of ith teeth ith cut wike a key and it hath thome witin on it. it thayth thomethin abowt ith wegathy wieth in tha abith and kimiweel thayth welp wookth wike we need to go bak into tha water and wook for tweshur tho we do that and waddya no we find thome. ther ith thome gold and a thtaff of fier in there. fwaya taikth tha thtaff cuz u no she wiketh fier and we thpwit the gold wike nowmal.   thin we go bak owt of tha water agin.   dwaugnir i dont no wear we r but we cud uthe ur gidinth to find are way owt thankth.

11.2 Skyway to the Danger Zone

sooo... kimiweel thaid we shud git a dithgithe or thomethin in caith we r beein fowwowed and im wike yah thath a gud ideea but dum dum dint think tho. i wint and got thomethin to help me dithgithe mythef jutht in cathe i need it.   thin we wint bak to tha emberwaik tavrin and thaw vaywin ther andtho we talkd to him abowt evwything we thaw in tha cult pwathe and how we tuk care of evwything ekththept valthor got a way fwom uth. heth wike o man thath not gud but thankth for wookin into that for uth. kimiweel gaiv him tha noteth abowt nurgel and that theemd to maik him kinda uneethy cuz he thaid nurgel ith bad and if tha thkavin awe wurkin with him thin thath bad nooth and thay mite be twyin to maik a pwayg or thomethin that dont thownd gud.   he towd uth that he hath a wewawd for uth and bwingth owt a bokth with a buncha gowd in it and a fwying cawpit that we can wide awownd on thath vewy cool.   thin heth wike o yah thereth thomethin elthe u cud help uth with if u want and were wike wat ith it and heth wike well u thee wev herd abowt a ekthdepitin... ekthpidshin... peepel goin on a big advenchir to tha caoth wathteth. dum dum thaid he herd tha thame thing and they tawkd abowt it fow a bit. thowndth wike there tawkin abowt the thame thing. ther r thome dorfth going up ther to find a powrfel wepin or thomethin. the mane dorf name ith bowek fowkbeerd who ith weedin it. he thaid he can taik uth to bowekth nefyu calld vawik vawikthin and he can tell uth mowe abowt it tho were wike weth do it.   tho we go meet with vawik vawikthin and heth wike im thowy u had to wait tho wong but hear i am now and he akthd uth wat we no and thtuff and heth wike wow u no mowe than motht peepel tho thath gud. thin heth wike well im not goin and the onwy weethin im hear ith to git ur word that u wont tell n e body abowt wat ur doin and abowt the dorf hithtowy and thtuff and were wike yep thowndth gud and heth wike alwite cool and that wath abowt it.   he tuk uth to meet with the dorfth at thome ethtate owthide of the thitty and we tawkd abowt wat wath goin on and wat we ath gonna do and wong thtowy showt we r gonna help them on there advenchir and help them git that powrfel wepin and thtuff. bowek thaid that we mite wanna figer owt how to bweathe up there and a dorf cald mawaki makithin or thomethin bilt a areship cald tha thpiwit of gwugni that wil taik uth there wich thowndth cool to me. im wike r u shure ith gonna be thafe and mawaki wath wike yah ith a definit mabee cuz we got thith guy naimd makth who put a buncha majik on the ship to pwotect it fwom all tha bad air and thtuff and he wath wike he nothe wat heth doin tho im jutht wike okay i hope ur wite cuz it thowndth dajeruth but im goin n e way.   i did go and git won of those nekwatheth of adapshin wike fwaya got jutht to maik shure i can bweathe and thtuff and i pikd up a cupple more poshinth of thpeed jutht in caith i need thothe to.   thin we wint to a big ol cory wookin pwathe and there wath a buncha dorfth workin and thtuff and wile we wath walkin tord it we herd a horn and all of a thuddin a big dor opind and we thaw a HYUGE ARESHIP WIKE WOW ITH THE BIGETHT WON I EVER THAW within up outta tha gwownd. im jutht wike wow ith that r wide and there wike yup.   we meet up with mawaki with hith gogelth and spiky owanje hare and tatooth and thtuff he wookth thuper cool. he thaid he wath finishin up hith final chekth and thin we wud be on r way. he thaid if we r thucethful on thith advinchir we wud be cald a fwind of tha dorfth tho thath altho cool.   he showth uth awownd the ship and thtuff and the hole tiem we can feel all the majik that makth put on tha ship. wile getin tha tor we meet with makth and tawk to him abowt all the pwotekshinth he put on it and heth wike u hav nuthin to wory abowt thith thing aint goin down. he thaid heth done evwything he an to pwotect the ship and he handth uth a nekwathe to were and thaith to keep it on in cathe we need it. i sho him the nekwathe i jutht bot and heth wike ooh thath a gud won but u can uthe both if you want and im wike okay thowndth gud tho i put it on with my other won altho. makth thaid he cud altho giv uth a enchant on are gear but onthe ith uthed up thath it tho we gotta be caweful with it. i akthd if he cud maik my awmor tho i cud uthe the sheeld thpell wike fwaya and heth wike yep no pwobwim. we here a horn wettin uth no ith tiem to go tho we go bak to are woomth for the twip.   but jutht ath we r liftin off we here anuther horn and thith won gitth evwybody up and wunnin awownd. thomethinth goin on and we r towd to git in thethe fwying thingth cawd jywocopperth or thomethin. iv never bin in won of thethe befowe much weth no how to fwy the thing but hear i am in the dwiverth theet of thith wittel thing. ith got a thteem gun on tha fwont and bomth on the bottem and im feewin wike thith ith gonna be fun if we thurvive thith. we pwetty much git pushd owt and now we r fwyin awone. dum dum and kimiweel dwove the doomweel tho they mite be abel to handel thethe thingth ethier than me but im gonna twy my betht n e way. i figgur owt how to maik it go up and down and weft and wite and ford and bak and i thee a cuppla buttinth. wom of them hath to be tha gun thing and the other hath to be tha bomth tho it cant be that hawd wite. wong. i can barley keep contwol of thith contwapshin tho i go fwyin all over tha pwaith and win i twied to dwop a bom on tha thkavin bewow i endid up hittin tha towr that the areship wath jutht conectid to and it cowapthd but at weatht it fell onto tha thkavin and took thome owt win it bwew up tho that wath nithe. n thin i thaw thome of the thkavin goin for the dorfth on tha gwownd. i turnd the masheen tord them but inthted of bwowin up my fwindth with anuther bad bom shot i jutht tuk owt my thord and cut em up that way that theemd to do beter. n thin i wint to do another wun on tha thkavin but i cudnt thee n e thing tho i jutht wint down low. i thaw thome thkavin that wookd wike thay got hear wate tho i turnd to them and wath wike nope ur not gonna wanna come thith way and i uthed the thteem gun on them and tuk owt thome mowe of them. thin i thaw a wite come on the contwolth and new ith wath tiem to git bak to the areship cuz i wath wunnin owt of fyul.   i maid it bak by dojing all the areshipth caninth and thtuff and wanded the copter bak were we tuk off fwom. kimiweel and dum dum were wite behind me. win we got bak we wookd down and thaw all tha wetht of tha thkavin wunning away tho ith wookth wike we did it.   mawaki met uth and thaid gud job and we evin impwethd fwaya. im wike u shuda joind uth cuz with all that fier that theemth wike ith wite up ur awwey. mawaki wint to chek on the wetht of the cwew. fwaya thaid evin if she uthed up all her power she doethnt think she cudda done that much dethtwukshin but it wookd fun. im jutht wike IT DEFINITWY WATH FUN I KINDA WANNA DO IT AGIN.   thin we herd mawakith voithe athkin for the mewthinawy gwoop to come to tha bwije and im wike i think heth tawkin abowt uth but i dont thee a bwije. did we we bwow it up by akthidint. th wetht wer jutht wike fowwow uth tho i fowwowd them.   we fownd mawaki at the contwol woom of the ship and he towd uth he dint no how tha thkavin new abowt tha ship or how thay new win to git hear and we dint no eether. fwaya thaid she had a thot that mabee they wer thcwyin on uth thomehow but evin then how did thay git thuch a big gwoop of them together wike that. dum dum thinkth there mutht be thomewon on tha inthide or we r bein fowwowed. fwaya ith wike if they r puttin thith much effert into twackin uth thin wat elthe r they capabel of. im wike welp the onwy perthon hear i no of that cud do that much majik theemth wike makth tho im wike mabee we shud then him a methage and tell him to be on a wookowt for thtuff. fwaya thindth him a methage thaying he shud do thome wetherch on that kinda majik and heth wike ya i no i kinda thot the thame thing and heth wike good wuck well do wat we can hear.   and tho we keep fwyin.   dwaugnir pweethe pwotect uth on r way to tha caoth wathteth and bak and pweethe maik shur nobody ith wachin uth thankth.

11.1 The Fast and the Friarous

sooo... we wetht a wittle bit by a camp fier and thin ith tiem to go. dady karl witeth up a torch and taikth off in tha doom weel up tha hal way were the doom weel caim fwom and we fowwoed him to tha big woodin dorth. dum dum withenth to twy to here thtuff and he thayth he hereth thome boiwowwoing and it thowndth goopy or thomethin. dady karl twieth to shoot a witenin bote at tha dor but it doethnt theem to do much tho heth wike hay u guyth beter stand bak and thin he goeth thtwate at tha dor and wunth it over and it bwaketh the dor down.   inthide we thee a teefwing and a gween caldwin and ith bubbwin wike cwathy and tha guyth wike hay thankth for givin me nuff tiem to catht my thpell and dithparppeerth and thin a gwate big wed guy cwimbth owt of tha caldwin. he kinda wookth wike me but not weewy and he heth mowe awmth than me. welp i gueth we gonna fite it now. i twy to git to him but jutht ath i git into tha woom ther ith thomethin elthe on the theewing that i dint thee that wookth wike a meltid candel or thomethin and it shooth owt thome tindwelth or thomethin but they mith me but thin he gith into mah hed and ith wike kill dady karl and im wike ya okay i can do that but wike i caint contwol it. i haf to git to dady karl and kill him evin if i dont wanna do it i feel tho bad. tho i taik owt my cwothbow and shoot him but wukiwy i mith him. tha big guy gwapelth dady karl and thin dady karl cathth a gawdien thpell tho he thummond thomethin to help uth fite. kimiweel cathth a thpell that pwotekth me fwom evel. i twy to wun up to dady karl to atak him but hith gawdien atakd me firtht and that maketh me come owt of tha candel guyth command thankth to kimiweelth thpell he cathted on me tho now i turn awownd and atak tha big guy. I get thome gud hith on him.   dum dum taikth contwol of tha doom weel and he twieth to shoot a witenin bote at the candel but he mitheth it. he dwiveth tha doom weel away fwom uth but he akthidentwy wunth over kimiweel and fwaya who wint invithible duwin tha fite and we dint notithe oopth. evin tho sheth invithbleibel we no wear she ith cuz she shooth owt a buncha thcowchin wayth and elwich bwathtth wile sheth movin awownd. she hith with evwy won of them to tho thath awethom. tha big guy twieth to atak kimiweel but heth abel to catht sheeld and he doethnt hit him and thin he thkweetheth dady karl and hurtth him pwetty gud but cuz of that i thaw a opturnutity to atak win he wathtnt wookin and wath abel to taik him owt and tho he dwopth dady karl win he dieth.   now we jutht gotta git tha candel guy. tha candel guy twieth to atak dum dum and hith him but thin dum dum punishd him and maid him huwt himthelf to tho thath cool. thith thing ith kinda hawd to hit heth dojin jutht abowt evwything we thwow at it. kimiweel twieth to hit it with a burtht thpell but thothe mith him and dum dum twieth to hit it with anuther witenin bote but that mitheth him to. i hit it with my cwothbo pwetty gud tho. thin fwaya jutht thayth enuff of thith and pullth it off tha theewing and thwowth it down at my feet and that theemd to hurt it thome. thin it catht a thpell that maketh him gathy and kimiweel twieth to thtop it fwom workin but heth abel to git it off n e way nithe twy kimiweel.   thin kimiweel and hith dier woof move up to him and atak it but win they hit the candel guy it maikth him teweport away fwom uth. thith guy ith thwipewy. dum dum dwiveth the doom weel ath cwothe ath he cud git to wear the candel guy tewepowted to and he finawy hith him with a witenin bote but it doethnt theem to do ath much ath he thot it wud but hay at weeth he finawy hit him with tha witenin.   i dont want thith guy gittin away fwom uth tho i wun up to him and jutht unwode on him and finawwy we r abel to kill him. now we can finawwy twy to figur owt wath goin on hear.   we wook awownd tha woom and find thome kinda thpinnin weel with geerth or thomethin and on a tabel nektht to it ith thome candelth and a bokth and thome funy wookin coword wokth thittin ther. i wemembew theein thethe kinda thtoneth all tha way bak at karka ate peekth a wong tiem ago and ther wike thith pauerful kaoth thtuff cald worpthtone and it pwobabwy ithnt n e thing we wanna meth with cuz ith bad thtuff tho i tel tha gwoop we shud pwobabwy jutht weave them awone. kimiweel thayth thomethin abowt them bein fwom tha moon or thomethin i dont no n e thing abowt that but it thowndth cool. ther r altho thome thcwapth of thcwolth and bookth kinda thcaterd awownd but nuthin we can uthe. ther r thome mushwoomth awong tha wall to and ther r a cupla ded teefwing bodieth waying on a tabel. thay r pwobabwy tha wonth that caim in duwing tha nite. thay hav bwud on them and ith kinda gween to.   tha gween caldwin ith thtill boiwowoing and thmokin and dum dum walkth up to it and athkth me to help him tip it over onto the wokth and tha tabel and tha metel geerth and tha doom weel and thtuff. i help him do it and wer abel to git it to thpill but jutht ath we do tha wall nektht to the caldwin and tha woof abuv it fallth down on uth both and it hurth vewy bad.   win we git up we notith that thereth a hoe in tha wall that goeth to a thecwet woom with a cwate in it tho thath awethome. we dig thwu it and find a buncha gode and thome majik awmer.   kimiweel thayth he thentheth thome kinda etheral owa or thomethin comin fwom tha cawt in hear. i think thath kinda weerd but i dont athk him abowt it. he dint theem to think it wath thuper impotent.   we dethide to go to thweep and git thome wetht tho i wint up to tha tunel wear we killd tha candel guy and i withend for n e thing comin fwom tha wadder at the other end of thith short tunel thath filld with twapth but i cudnt here n e thing tho i thay ith cweer and we can wetht. i giv fwaya my thcwoll of awarm and she put it by the wadder and dady karl cathth anuther gardien thpell to keep owt n e body fwom comin in fwom tha bwoken dorth were we caim fwom. the nite wath fine and we got a gud wetht.   win we waik up we twy to figur owt how to git patht tha twapth and thin fwaya ith wike hay dont forgit i can maik dorth to git uth patht it and were wike oh yah we fowgot and thin she cathth the thpell and we all go thwu tha dor and up the wadder. it wed to a wittel woom and we opind tha dor and wadya no wer bak in emberhode jutht down tha wode fwom were we thtawted.   kimiweel thinkth tha cowupt teefwing guy ith valthor and we havint theen him thinthe yethterday win we fot hith big guy and tha candel guy and we hav no ideea were he wint.   and thin we thpent tha nektht wittel bit goin awownd and thpendin the gode and thtuff we jutht fownd. i wath abel to git my thcawe male workd on tho now i can maik it catht a thpell that maikth it hawder for thingth to hit me and i got my wepin workd on and it can hit harder with wite and it can bwind n m eeth tho thath cool.   dwaugnir thank u for helpin uth thwu that pwathe. can u pweethe wet my famiwy no i wuv them and i think abowt them evwy day. thay did tho much for me win i wath a kid and i jutht wanna git bak to them and giv them a big ol hug. pweethe help me with that and maik shure they r thafe thankth.

10.4 Vroom Vroom! (Milestone: 11th Level!)

sooo... we cud here thomethin behind tha wood dorth that thownded wike metel wubbin metel and dint no wat it wath but thin the dorth jutht bwew wide opin and ther wath a big weel with a wat man dwivin it and it had a buncha witening comin fwom it and he twied to wun uth all over. he twied to shoot me with witening but thomehow it mithd me and he jutht kept dwivin over uth. i twied to git a gud thwing at the weel ath it wint patht me but it dint thtop it. thothe thpiketh hurt tho. and thin tha wat guy twied to put me on tha gwownd but i wath abel to keep thtandin up tho that wath cwothe.   tha guy kept goin all tha way to tha big woom we jutht caim fwom and thith thing ith THUPER FATHT tho i tuk won of my poshinth of thpeed and tuk off after him. i fownd it agin and i thtawted fwyin with my wingth tho i cud twy to fwy thwu the midel of tha weel to nok the wat man off of the contwolth but he kept hangin on for deer wife. and thin he calld fow help and a bunch mowe wat guyth caim owt of tha wallth or thomethin. i twied to cownt how miny ther wath but i wan owt of fingewth and toeth tho ther wath a buncha them. a cuppel of them evin had thothe wowd bang thingth wike wethin utheth and thothe hurt vewy bad.   and then tha guy dwivin tha weel calld owt to hith fwindth and maid them all atak me. they all wan tord me and shot at me with thothe boom thingth and thwingth and thordth and thtuff. i wath abel to doge motht of it but they hurt pwetty gud thtill. i hafta git bak to my fwindth and git a heel or thomethin. tho i twy to move jutht wite tho i can thwow my witenin javwin at the weel and hit thome of the thkavin thingth to and i am abel to do that and bweathe fier on them to no pwobwem thin i fwy bak to the gwoop.   i thee kimiweel and dum dum comin awownd tha cowner. i fwy patht them and git to dady karl tho he can heel me but i fowgot he caint thee n e thing tho he hath to git owt a torch firtht and im wike oh ya sowy i forgot and heth wike no wowwieth i got u and he heeld me and i thaid thankth and wint bak to fite thome mor.   ath i got bak fwaya shot a fierbal into the cwowd wich wath cool and kimiweel wath in the midel of evwything elthe and he shined a bwite wite fwom hith wobe and that maid almotht evwythin awownd him thtund tho that maid it a wot eethier to taik a buncha them owt. wile he did that i fwew up to tha thniperth up on tha cwiff by tha wall and took them owt tho they caint shoot uth no more and thin i wint for tha weel agin.   i kept twyin to push tha dwiver guy owt of hith theet but he wathnt bujin. fwaya cathded her thpell to turn tha wat guy into jutht a weguwar wat and that theemd wike it wath gonna work but thin tha guy wath wike nope and it dint work. wat do we gotta do to git thith guy owt of hear.   kimiweel cathded hith thpell to tole tha ded or thomethin and that won workd tho mabee we r werin him down pwetty gud now tho i twied agin to nok him owt of tha theet and wadya no IT WORKD HETH FINAWY OWT OF THA WEEL AND WE CAN TAIK CONTWOL OF IT. i got him pwone on tha gwownd tho i yelld to kimiweel or fwaya about it and thee if they wanted to twy to dwive thith weel thing. fwaya twied to catht powymorf on tha dwiver agin and thith tiem it workd to tho now the wat guy ith jutht a wat on the fwoor.   kimiweel caim up to tha weel and got in and twied to contwol it. at firtht he dint hav a good feel for it. he hit a butin or thomethin and it shot owt a bote of witening and it hit tha wat guy thath jutht a wat and turnd him bak into a wat guy oopth. kimiweel keepth twyin to figur owt tha contwolth on the weel wile we finish off tha wat guy.   i got a gud hit on him and nokd him up in tha air and i acthidentwy hit that bote of witenin butin and hit him with witenin and now tha wat guy ith ded and all tha otherth wan away. i dont bwame them.   kimiweel finawy ith abel to get gud contwol of the weel and he theemd to be havin fun but thometiemth i caint tel mabee heth not havin fun who nothe.   we maik shure to wook thwu evewythin to wook for thome good thtuff and we fownd a majik wepin and a nekwathe and thome awmow that wetth u catht thpellth fwom it or thomethin wich ith pwetty cool and we fownd a buncha muny to.   we dethide to wetht for a wittle bit and wile we wath wethtin kimiweel tawkd to me abowt wunnin away fwom tha gwoop wike that tho we can maik pwanth befor jutht goin in withowt nowin wat were gonna do. i tode him im thowy and wud twy not to do that agin and that i wath jutht twyin to catch up with tha fatht weel befor it cud git away and dint no ther wud me a bunch mowe thkavin in tha other woom. he wath jutht wike ya thath why ith a gud idea to maik pwanth and im wike ya ur wite i shudnt do that.   dwaugnir we gotta keep goin tho pweethe help uth however u can thankth.

10.3 What Mysteries Does Emberhold?

sooo... we wath abel to thweep jutht fien and wen we woke up we wint to tha captin to thee if evwything wath ok and it wath. dum dum wookd for thingth fowwowin uth but dint find n e thing tho he towd tha captin that ith pwobabwy a gud idea to thtawt fishin for food tho they thwu a net down in tha watr to cach thome fish. i towd the captin that i wud help with watevr they needed and thin wint and that with tha wayfindr guy thome mor. i akshuwy wern thomethin thith tiem but he towd me it wud take a wile to figur owt but im wiwwin to wern.   we can thee a buncha thity witeth popin up in tha dithtinthe and the wayfindr guy thaid thath emberhode tho we maid it finawy. we git off tha bote and thee a buncha teefwingth at the harber.   kimiweel wookth for a town cwier to thee if ther ith n e thing worth chekin owt. he doethnt find won but he doeth find a methage bord with a buncha thtuff on it tawking abowt thith and that but won of them cacheth are i. it tawkth abowt the n m e ith cwother than we think and to wach owt for thpyth and thtuff and were wike well thath kinda why we caim hear tho we gonna chek that owt. the naim on ith thayth captin wedwic vane and to wook owt for peepel athkin to many kwethchinth abowt thuppwieth and thtuff tho im wike ooh i betr go tel captin thawek abowt thith tho thath wat i do. kimiweel and dum dum thaid they r gonna twy to find owt thome mor info tho i hed off to the captin. kimiweel thaid to meat bak at a tavrin cald the emberwaik tavrin.   i maik shur to tell him to wach owt for that thinthe that thkavin twied to meth up are thuppieth on tha way ovr hear. he thankth me and thayth heth gona twy to git in with tha gardth and listen owt for thingth wike that.   thin i figur thinthe wer on thith twip the gwoop mite wike thome thoovenethrth... thoovenirith... thingth to wemembew thith pwathe tho i twy to find a shop that thellth thing wike that or won that can maik thtuff wike that but nuthin ith opin hear. i wint to anuther mawket awea and fownd won pwathe that that thome dithe with the emberhode thimbel on it tho i bot that and a powch with a bo to put them in.   i wath gonna giv it to dum dum thinthe he kinda theemth down on hith wuck but win i got bak to emberwaik tavrin i thaw fwaya and dady karl pwayin thome kinda dithe gaim tho ill pwobabwy giv the dithe to won of them inthted. they athk me if i wanna pway and i do but thin kimiweel and dum dum git bak and put a thtop to that. why cant we hav n e fun awownd hear ethpethiwy with dum dum awownd. ith wike he ith awergic to fun or thomethin.   n e way dum dum thaid he fownd thomewon that thaid wat hapind on tha ship ith awtho hapenin hear in emberhode. that doethnt thownd gud thinthe ther ith a invashin comin thoon. he thaid peepel r goin mithin ethpeshuwy peepel in tha gard and thtuff but they wanna keep that on tha downlo tho peepel dont thtawt fweekin owt. but im wike how doeth he no abowt it thin and why r they tewwin uth abowt it if ith thupothd to be a thecwet. eether thith guy jutht hapinth to no abowt it or mabee heth pawt of it who nothe.   kimiweel thaid he fownd owt that the invaderth r maid up of thome beetht men and bawbawienth wike me i gueth thath not gud. he dont no if ther r n e deeminth with them but at weetht we no a bit mowe abowt wat we mite be fitin thoon. he awtho minchind that the miwisha ith gettin thiner wike ther goin mithin jutht wike dum dum thaid. that theemth to be a comin thwed and ith vewy thuthpithith to me.   we wint bak to tha harber to tawk to the captin abowt thith but he thaid to come bak tomawow.   we wath goin bak to tha tavrin win all a thuddin A MANTH BODY FELL OUTTA THA THKY AND WANDED ON FWAYA WIKE WAT THA HEK ITH GOIN ON tho i wook up and i thee a shado move bak behind tha woof. i popd my wingth owt and tuk off fwying toward it. thith perthon ith twyin to git away and ith wunnin vewy fatht tho i dwank anuther poshin of thpeed and tuk off after him fathter than he cud wun. i thtawted gettin cwothe and win i got cwothe enuff i shot him with my cwothbow and hit him but thin he jutht vanishd. i twy to fowwow hith bwud twale but ith nite tiem tho i cant thee it vewy gud and jutht giv up for now and go bak to tha gwoop to tel them wat i thaw.   i dint thee thim win i got bak tho i wint inthide the tavrin and fownd them ther. dady karl thaid he wath abel to bwing him bak and tho i that down and withend to them tawk abowt wat hapind.   wong thtowy showt tha guy ith a hi wank ofishel with tha gard and thaid he wath tawgetid by thith guy and wukiwy we wer their to wevive him jutht in tiem. at firtht the guy dint twutht uth and kept athkin who we r and who we wepowt to and thtuff but were wike man we jutht bwot u bak if we wath evil we wud hav jutht weft u waying there on tha gwownd for thomewon elthe to cween up tho cut uth thome thwack ok and he wath wike ya u rite. he towd uth a buncha thtuff abowt wat they no abowt the kaoth invashin and thtuff and he menchinth that thereth a cult in emberhode with a buncha hooded guyth goin into a pwathe dithgithed ath a thewwar neerby. we thank him for tha info and he gith up and weeveth with thome other gardth in cwoketh and hoodth. they wemind me of tha cultithth we jutht tawkd abowt tho thath awtho kinda thuthpithith to me.   kimiweel athkth wat we shud do nektht tho we come up with a pwan to thee who ith goin in thith pwathe. im wike we cud pwobabwy thcowt the awea awownd there hidin pwathe and maik are cwoketh wook wike thereth but thin dum dum cutth me off wile i wath tawkin and bathicwy thaiyth the thame thing and i jutht wook at dum dum and im wike ya dum dum gwate pwan you alwayth hav tha betht pwanth and nowon eltheth pwanth are evr betr than urth tho we shud do that. heth gettin on my watht nerv. fwaya thaid she cud maik herthelf invithibel or she cud maik herthelf a thpider or thomethin and go in and thee wat she can thee and were wike ya that thownd betr.   we maik r way jutht down tha thweet to a dwinkin pwathe and jutht wach. fwaya maikth herthelf a thpider and i uthe my beetht thenthe to thee wat she theeth and she goeth into the cewwar. we thee wong tunel and a pwathe that goeth down wike a thwide and a wadder and a bwokin cawt and thin a hyuge woom but we caint thee patht it and fwaya ith wike ya im not goin in ther if i cant thee whath in ther tho she headth bak to uth.   win she gith bak she turnth bak into fwaya and tellth uth all wat she thaw and akthth uth wat we wanna do nektht. i wook at dum dum and am wike all u thinthe u got onwy the betht ideath and im wike ill do wat he thayth i gueth. we tawk abowt thtayin hear and wachin thome mowe and im wike well how wong do peepel nowmawwy thtay in a pwathe wike thith and theyr wike well thome peepel thtay a wile and thome dont jutht dependth on how much they dwink. thereth no woomth to thtay in hear tho thin im wike well mabee won of uth cud thtay and dwink but thin u dont wanna get tho dwunk that u caint thee cwearwy and thtuff. and thin dum dum intewupth me agin and thayth we r gettin thidetwakd tho i think we shud jutht taik wacheth wear we dwink for a few ourth and then ith thomewon eltheth turn to wach and dwink and im wike O YA GWATE IDEA DUM DUM Y DINT I THINK OF THAT YOU ALWAYTH GOT THA BETHT IDEEATH AND IM THOOOOOO THOWY ABOWT GETIN THIDETWAKD CUZ I DEFNITWY WATHNT GETTIN AT THAT KINDA PWAN MYTHELF THO YE WETHT DO UR PWAN INTHTED and then i walk owt thaying COME GIT ME WIN ITH MY TURN TO WACH and hed bak to the tavrin and git thome thweep. dum dum ith thith cwothe to theein wat it feelth wike to be on tha other end of my gwatethord if he doethnt wet me jutht tawk thometimeth and keep thteewin my ideeath ath hith own wike that. i no im dum and thtoopid but i at weatht wanna feel wike wat i hav to tha ith vawid u no wat i meen.   n e way thomewon waikth me up and i go to wach. i dont thee n e thing and i tell them ath much. the otherth all thaw won or to peepel go in and thome were teefwingth and won wath anuther thkavin wat guy. we tawk abowt how we wanna do thith. r we gonna go in thwingin or r we gonna be quite and thtelthy. wile we wath dithcuthin it fwaya thendth a methage to the captin thanking him fow bein wiwwing to meat with uth today but thomethin caim up that we gotta deel with and we wish him well on hith jurny.   we dethide we r gonna twy to be thtelthy tho i by a poshin of invthibitwy... invithibwitwty... u can't thee me tho win we git in ther i can be mowe thtelthy.   we maik r way into tha cewwar. i dwink tha poshin and taik tha weed. evwybody fowwowth and we go down tha thwopd awea me and fwaya thaw befor. win we git to tha wadder the wallth thtawk to shaik and thome thtone fallth away. thereth a buncha nergwingth all of a thuddin and up at the top of tha wadder ther ith a thkavin in a makth that thwowth down a viel of gween poithon cwowdth and thin taikth off wunnin. dady karl thummind a gardien of fathe that helpd uth owt a wot with theeth thwarmth of nergwingth and we wath abel to taik them owt eethy enuff. tho much for that poshin of u cant thee me tho. that wath a big wathte of muny.   n e way we keep goin up tha wadder and we git to tha bwoken cawt we thaw befor. i find won buk that u can weed and ith all abowt the dawk thecweth of ditheetheth and pwageth and thtuff and a poshin of cwiming. i hand the poshin to dady karl and we keep goin.   we git to tha giant dawk woom we thaw befor and ith vewy hyuge. ther r thome thtawagmiteth and wockth all over tha pwathe and ther r a cuppla waithed aweath and their ith a minecawt and thome wood but other than that there ith nuthin hear tho we keep goin down a path on tha other thide of the woom.   thith path hath thome wike dwag mawkth all awong it. win we git to tha end we thee thome hyuge woodin dorth and we can here a thownd wike metel on metel. we thtawt to get cwother and withen cwother but thin the dorth thuddinwy thwing opin and there ith a HYUGE WOODIN WEEL WITH DETH THPIKETH AND WITENING THPEEDIN TORD UTH. i yell we gotta wun and turn awownd to wun.   dwaugnir if ur their we gonna need thome help and pweethe gwant me the pashinthe to deel with dum dum thankth.

10.2 The Brine Leviathan

sooo... i wint to a mawkit to by thome mowe poshinth of thpeed and finawwy fownd thome and thin wint bak to find tha wetht of tha gwoop. we tawkd abowt wat to do nektht and we dethided to taik a fewy acwoth tha water to tha nektht town cald emberhode. i wint bak to twy to find jorj and i fownd him and i wath wike tho do u no n e thing elthe we shud no befor we hed owt and he wath wike nah not weewy but tha peepel in wildweech who arnt gonna fite r wetweeting tho they mutht no wath comin.   i want to twy to find a fewy for uth to uthe and thinthe i aint doin vewy gud at findin twailth and thtuff i maik shure the fewy we git hath a navgittator... navitagtor... perthon who nothe how to find wear they r goin and mabee i can wern thomethin fwom them.   firtht im wike u no mabee we shud chek on jethtin and thee how heth doin and kimiweel and fwaya r wike ya shure we can do that but dum dum juth doeth wat he alwayth doeth and jutht thith bak and waffth at evwy ideea we hav and thayth we r jutht wathtin tiem. dum dum mite no how to fite but he doethnt theem wike a teem pwayer unweth ith hith idea that we r gonna do. he fowwowth uth evin if he dont want too to go twy to find jethtin. we git to tha pwathe we think the gardth tuk him and the dorf guy at tha dethk wat naimd kane needilthper ow thomethin and he wath wike yah thith ith wear he wudv bin bwot but i dont thee him n e wear in my bukth and i dont thee n e won who caim in hear ath a werbor. well that dont theem wite cuz we paid tha gardth to bwing him hear to git heeld tho did they jutht taik the muny and do thomethin with jethtin or did jethtin git away and becom a full werbor and hurt them. i donno but dum dum thaith to fowgit it but we find a church of torm and tell them abowt wat hapind and they thaid they r woreed abowt mithin peepel wike that jutht befor a invashin.   n e way we go to tha dokth by tha wiver that goeth thwu the thity and fownd a fewy with a captin and a wayfindr perthon to taik uth acwoth to emberhode. we pay for the twip and i gaiv them thome ekthtwa muny to twy to lern how to find are way beter. thin we find a in and go to thweep.   the inkeepr waikd uth up and we wint bak to tha dokth and got on tha bote.   tha captin ith naimd tharke thtormfang and the bote ith cald the bwine wevithian wich thowndth cool to me. the wether ithnt vewy gud cuz we can thee a thtowm in tha dithtinthe but i feel wike well be ok. the ship ith in gud condishin tho we git on and thtawt tha twip. we thee thome mor thipth on tha water and wach them path by. we athk if ther ith n e thing we can do to help but tha captin thaith that they taik on all the jobth cuz u no thath wat we pade them for and wer wike ya ok that maikth thenthe. i twied to vithit the wayfindr guy to thee if i cud wern n e thing and i feel wike i did a witle bit but not much. ill hafta keep twyin. then i go bak to my cabin and bunk with kimiweel.   the nite wath fine but we got wokin up by a awarm bell wingin wike cwazy and evwybody wunnin awownd tho we got up to thee wat wath goin on. apawentwy thomewon or thomethin caim in and wekd all tha food overnite. well thtill be abel to maik the twip to emberhode but we wont be abel to taik n e detorth and thtuff. the captin thaid evwything ith methd up in tha thtorwoom. he callth evwywon up to tha top dek of tha ship and kimiweel ith wike hey i can maik shure evweywon tellth tha twuth and heth wike ooh yah thath a gud ideea tho well do that. the captin towd evwywon to git cwothe to kimiweel and kimiweel cathted hith thpell of twuth or watevr ith calld. the captin athkd evwybody a buncha quethchinth but nobody had n e thing to do with it tho ith theemth wike ther mutht be thomeone hidin owt on tha ship or comin on tha ship overnite or thomethin.   the captin towd uth to gwoop up with onwy won other perthon and we had to pik a cwewmait inthted of won nuther and go chek owt the ship to thee wat we can thee. i wint with tha wayfindr guy and we wint down to tha thtorwoom ithelf but we cudnt find n e thing wong ekthept that the food wath all bad and thcaterd and thtuff jutht wike the captin thaid. tha weerd thing ith that thith thtorwoom ith wite nektht to wear we wath thweepin and kimiweel and dum dum both thaid they dint thee or here n e thing duwin tha nite win they wath wachin.   we wint bak to the top dek and told them wat we fownd. then they thaid they fownd thome cwaw markth in the ship that we need to chek owt tho we to the bak of the ship and kimiweel got thome wope and cwimd down the thideth of tha ship and shure nuff he fownd thome cwaw markth on tha bak of the ship and he thaid ther r thome bawnikelth or thomethin mithin and it wookd weerd to him tho tha captin towd all hith cwew to git on tha wopeth and wook cwother.   jutht abowt thin we herd a wope thnap and won of the cwew at the bak of the ship thcweemd and fel into tha water and i wath wike MAN OVERBORD and we wookd over the bak of the ship and thaw that guyth hed bobbin up and down in the water and jutht thin kimiweel almotht got cut by a dager fwom a wat guy. ITH THE THKAVEN WAT MEN AGIN tho we mutht be gettin cwothe to the caoth. fwaya and i both fwew off tha ship to wook for the wat guy win he dithapperd but we cudnt find him. thin he jutht popd owt nektht to tha captin and twied to atak him but he mithd. fwaya thaw him pop owt and she shot thome thcorchin wayth at tha guy and took him owt eethy. kimiweel wint down into tha water to help the cwew guy git bak to tha ship and i fwew kimiweel bak up to tha ship after the short batel.   ith kinda weerd that thith wat guy wint diwekwy after tha captin but wuckiwy he mithd tho cudnt kill him but it wath a cwothe call. fwom now on we r gonna thtay in gwoopth of thwee jutht to maik shure thith doethnt hapin agin. i maik shure to thtay with tha wayfindr guy.   dwaugnir i hope evwything ith gud with u i no it ith but i think abowt u all tha tiem. i hope thingth r gud with my pawenth. i wuv them tho much.

10.1 Meliora

sooo... ith vewy windy today and ith makin it vewy hawd to figur owt wear we r goin tho well hav to do are betht. i wath abel to keep uth on twak tho mabee ith not tho bad. we caim acwoth a ewefint gwaveyawd or thomethin they r a buncha boneth and tuthtkth awound and not much elthe weawwy. kimiweel uthed hith abiwity to wook for unded and he fownd a thpiwit of a woowy mamith. we tawkd to it and fownd owt ther uthed to be a buncha them but they died off jutht wike wat we thee with all the boneth. he wookth tord a caiv and ith wike there ith a tukth in ther that i hope u can fikth and were wike ok well chek it owt. we go in tha caiv and shur nuff there ith a tukth thittin in ther. kimiweel twieth to bwing tha peetheth bak toghethew and win he doeth there ith a buncha thpiwith that pop up but thin win kimiweel wet go of tha peetheth of tha tuthkthth they fell bak apawt and the thpiwith wint away agin. fwaya ith wike hay i got thith thcwol that wud wet me pwop it up for now and were wike ya go ahed and twy it and whadya no it wurkd. the peetheth thtaid put togethew and the thpiwith all caim bak and thin the big guy caim in hear and wath wike oh wow u did it hereth a horn for u to taik if u need it and we wath wike defnitewy man thankth. the big mamith naim ith mewefint. he thaid if we can come bak thometiem and fikth the tutkhthtkth for gud thin the horn mite get mor pauerfel.   n e way we keep goin and fwaya findth a werbor guy and heth wookin pwetty confuthed and thtuff. heth wike pawt man and pawt bor. we dethide to go up to him to thee if we can help him. kimiweel tide him up with thome wope and i twied to help but kimiweel did a pwety gud job and dum dum caim to help and he that on the guyth wegth tho he cudnt wun. we toad him we wud taik him to git cyerd and he wath wike okay ill twy not to hurt u but i mite not be abel to help it im thowy. he thayth hith naim ith jethtin. kimiweel wet him wide hith horth on tha way to the town pwathe.   kimiweel and dady karl find thome food and thtuff but they altho find thome muny and thcwolth to tho thath cool.   well now ith nite tiem and geth wat yah thath wite we hav a werbor with uth and it jutht tho happenth to be a ful moon tonite wudnt u no it. well now we got thith guy to wory abowt wile we twy to git thome wetht. wuckiwy kimiweel maid a vewy gud not with hith wope tho thith guy cant git owt of it vewy eethy. we wath abel to git a good nuff wetht tho thath gud.   well ith tiem to git wotht agin im thowy guyth i jutht cant help it im twying my betht but man i jutht caint git the hang of thith i geth. at weatht it theemth wike the other guyth no wat their doin tho it kinda maikth up for how bad i am at findin the way. fwaya fownd a hyuge wike viper thnake mikthd with a centpeide... cenitpede... thing with a buncha wegth and we wath all wike nope that dont look gud tho we jutht we it go by and wuckiwy it dint thee uth or n e thing. kimiweel fownd thome mowe gold and a hewing poshin.   tonite ith anuther ful moon tho we maik shure jethtinth wope ith thtil tied weel gud and it ith. me and dum dum thlept ok but fwaya and kimiweel dint thweep much tho they wook ekthauthtid. wuckiwy today wath a eethy day i dint git uth wotht and we dint fite nuthin tho they wath jutht a bit thwower than nowmal but nuthin to bad.   n e way evenchuwy we finawy maid it to tha town. ith calld mewiowa and ith kinda big but not big wike uwithtiwhihwthiwu ith gota buncha peepel tho. ther r a buncha diffwent kinda peepel hear fwom all diffwent bakgwowndth and thtuff tho it wookth wike they r welcomin to uth. the gardth at the thity gait thtopd uth and akthd uth abowt jethtin. we towd them tha twuth and that we wantid to git him fikthd tho we gaiv them the muny it wud cotht to git the curthe wemovd and kimiweel gaiv jethtin thome mowe muny and the hewing poshin we fownd erlier for him to uthe after heth bak to normel.   dum dum thaid he wath goin to find a tavrin or thomethin to twy to git thome info and kimiweel thaid he wath goin to do the thaim thing but go to a church inthted tho im wike okay well then im gonna twy to git thome info to. i walkd awownd the thity and fownd thome peepel doin a pit fite tho i joind that. that wath fun i won a buncha gold and maid fwindth with a guy naimd jorj and he had a wittel bajer pet naimd heri. he put up a gud fite but i ended up winnin and he wath wike man u fite gud and im wike thankth u to and heth wike r u fitin in the godth invashin or watever and im wike no but im gonna defind peepel who dont detherv wath comin and heth wike well ur bwade wud be gud watevr thide ur on tho dont git urthelf nokd owt. he thaid he and heri wath goin to go to wildweech and help them owt. he thaid heth beter off in the wildth wather than coopd up inthide tha wallth.   dwaugnir watevr ith hapenin up ther it thowndth wike they r gonna need thome help tho pweethe if u can help them that wud be gwate thankth.

9.3 On the Road Again (Milestone: 10th Level!)

sooo... we tawkd with tha glided iwon and they towd uth abowt all thethe thingth goin on all over tha pwathe but we wath wike we r gonna go taik care of thith caoth god thing. we bot thome thending thtoneth tho we can tawk to them win we r away u no in cathe we need thome help or we gotta tel them thome info or thomethin we gaiv won of thim to thoren and kimiweel keept the other won. kimiweel wath wike hay i gota mownt u guyth want won and we wath wike nah wer gud tho he wath wike oh ok i wont uthe mine thin and we wath wike ya ok thath cool.   n e way we weft the glided iwon and thtawted hedin tord were wer goin and they maid me the twailhand and dum dum and fwaya r the thcoutth and kimiweel and dady karl are the cortermathterth. apawentwy i wath the betht they had for the twailhand but u wudnt no it cuz i kept getin uth wotht. it thtawted waining today maikin it weel hard to find tha twail but i wath abel to git uth bak on twack finawy. fwaya and dum dum find a cwocodiel eetin thomethin by the wivew and they thtop uth befowe we git to cwothe. it doethnt wook wike ith eetin a perthon or n e thing tho we jutht dethide to weeve it awone and go awound it withowt fitin it. thin kimiweel and dady karl got thome food for uth tho thath gud.   we keep goin and watya no we find a cwashd areship on tha gwownd. ith not evwyday u thee thomethin wike thith thath cwazy. at firtht we twy to be weel quite and thee if n e thing ith movin awound over ther in cathe thomething ith hidin but we dont thee n e thing tho we walk up cwothe and thee wat we can find. win we git cwothe kimiweel theeth thome cwaw mawkth all over tha ship and it wookth wike they even wath thwong enuff to put hoeth in the metel partth. bethideth thith hole thing the weerd pawt ith that watever wath hear theemd to thcawe away tha other wildwife ith to quiet now. wile we are wookin awown i here thome fwapping wingth and wook up and thee thomethin fwying over uth. i towd the otherth to git down and behind thomethin in cathe they come bak.   well ith a gud thin we hided cuz hear they come and wand on the ship. ITH THOME WITTEL BWUE DWAGGINTH WORMWINGTH WERE DID THEY COME FWOM. they thtawted wookin awownd for thome thtuff but thath win kimiweel popd owt and thtawted witing up tha pwathe tho we all fowwowed behind him. dum dum wint up firtht and hit won of the dwagginth tho i wint up nektht to them and finishd it off but thin won of tha other dwagginth fwew up and hit uth with witening and that kinda thtung a bit but we kep going. i popt my wingth owt and fwew up to won of them and took it owt and win it fel down it awmotht hit kimiweel down bewow wew that wath cwothe. and fwaya ith on fier today not weewy on fier but wike doing weel gud u no wat i meen n e way she geth thome vewy gud hith on thethe thingth wich ith awethome and she never evin hit n e of uth tho thath a impwovment. we tuk down anuther won and thin the watht won tuk off fwyin tho i dwank a thpeed poshin and tuk off after it tho it cudnt warn ith pawenth abowt uth cuz we dont need to be fitin a big dwaggin wite now. i wath abel to taik it owt without n e pwobwimth tho i fwew bak to the gwoup to thee wat we cud find.   ith bin a wong day tho we wint to camp but we wint far away fwom thethe dwagginth and ship in cathe mama caim wookin for her lil dwaginth. i wathnt abel to find a weel gud thpot to camp but we maid it no pwobwem.   ith a fogy day today tho evin tho ith not wainin wike yetherday ith thtil hawd to thee vewy gud tho geth wat i got uth wotht agin but evin worthe today. thith tiem we wint thwidin down tha wiver bank and we wotht thome food and thtuff and thin we cudnt find tha twail agin but finawy after a wong tiem i wath abel to git uth bak on twack agin. fwaya and dum dum fownd thome cweechur in a caiv but we jutht weft it awone and wint awownd. kimiweel and dady karl wath abel to find enuff food for today to tho evin tho we wotht thome food erlier we thtill hav pwenty of thtuff to go awownd.   nuthin elthe hapind today tho we fownd anuther pwathe to thweep and evwything wint gud thru the nite.   today ith not wainin or fogy but ith vewy hyumin and thtiky but at weatht i can thee today tho we dont git wotht tho thath beter.   ath we wath walkin on the twail we fownd a baner thtuk in tha gwownd and it wath kinda pulthin with majik. it had thome riting on it tho i uthed my helmit to twy to weed it but evin tho i cudnt weed it ekthaktwy i cud tel it thaid thomethin abowt thweeping and wethting but i dont twutht it. i thtick my hand into the ora and barley thtopd mythelf fwom fawwing athweep and it maid be feel wike i cud be fateegd if i wint in ther tho im jutht wike nah we shudnt meth with thith and jutht go awownd it inthted. dum dum twied to wite it on fier with hith awwowth but he kep mithing it and i jutht thtood bak and wafd cuz it wath kinda funy hopefuwy heth beter with hith bow in batel. i meen he cant theem to hit thomethin thath not movin how cud he hit thomethin that moveth haha.   wile fwaya and dum dum wath wookin awownd they towd uth to quikwy git behind thome cover cuz ther wath thomethin wunnin up behind uth. we all dukd behind thomethin and we thaw thome wike horthe men wunning by uth but a cupel of them had wike no muthleth and the won in the midel wath biger and wath all wapped up in bandijeth. theein the bandijeth im wike nope im not methin with theeth momeeth agin ive bin thwu that and dont wanna go thwu it agin that wath turibel. tho we jutht wet them path by uth.   kimiweel and dady karl altho wer abel to find thome more food. im gwad we hav them cuz we mite be thcwewd if i keep makin uth wooth food.   dwaugnir we r gonna need ur help if were gonna maik it to werever we r going. we hav theen thome cool thtuff but i need help giding my fwindth on a thafe twip. pweathe help uth.

9.2 The Battle of Castle Rend

sooo.... apawentwy today ith win pewwitin ith thupothed to twy and taik cathel wind but we r not gonna wet him taik it. we pwepard ath much ath we cud. we put all tha infintwy were we think thay wud be betht and we toad begedar to hide in the hidin woom with tha thtachoo downthtareth. we toad pinna to wach owt for thtuff fwom the cathel wal and shoot at are n m eeth and awitha will be in won of tha touerth to wook owt for thtuff to. we put thome gardth on tha wall altho. we r gonna thtay in tha other touer that wethth uth git to tha hidin dor were we put tha fier twap.   ith a pwetty day and the wether ith cweer tho we can thee pwetty gud. we thtawt heerin abowt thome movmint outhide tho we no there comin. wer jutht thittin hear waitin and aw of a thuddin their ith a woud twumpit thownd to wet uth no ith gaim tiem. we wook at the cathel and we thee a poof of majik and a buncha peepel pop up outa nowear and jump down tha thmoke hoe. were wike yep ith tiem to go tho we ged down tha thtareth and over to tha cortyawd.   thereth pewwitin and hith wackeyth thtandin ther tho we jutht hed wite into batel. wondaline bwoed on her horn to call dorkar and tha other orkth to help uth fite and it wathnt jutht them that shoed up it wath altho a buncha other guyth fwom thomethin cawd the wite and the needelth and evin tha bwue dwagin flankth it wath cool to here cuz we cudnt thee them. we got a methage fwom outhide that thaid ther wath a miner viktowy tho that thowndth gud be we got are own batel goin in hear. won of pewwitonth maij guyth twied to banith me but it dint work u r not gonna git wid of me that eethy not win we got kimiweel awound to help. pwetty quik after herin abowt that viktwy we got anuther methage that thaid we had compwetwy beeted them outhide tho WE WON THA BATEL WOO HOO no we jutht gotta beet pewwiton and thethe guyth and that gaiv uth a bit of a bootht and maid uth feel gud. fwaya put up her fier wall agin and thwew a fierball on me agin but iv jutht kinda come to ekthpekt that now tho ith no bigie. she hurt thim pwetty gud with them tho ill taik it.   but thith ith were im thtawtin to feel wike i mite not maik it. thay r jutht hitin me all over all the tiem and won of thim evin put up a wall that maid it tho thtuff cudnt git thwu it not evin majik or thomethin. and thin won of the woriorth hit me on tha hed and nokd me owt. wukiwy kimiweel wath ther and he towd me he heeld me to git me bak up tho i wathnt down vewy wong. nektht thing i no i wath waying down on tha gwownd tho i got bak up and hit tha maij guy and kild him. that tuk down tha invthibel... ivithbiel... tha wall u cant thee and thin i tuk owt won of tha other mane guth who can do tha thpiwit gardenth wike wondaline tho we dont hav to wory abowt that n e more and i maid shure to hit pewwiton onthe tho he cudnt heel and im wike alwite guyth ith up to u to taik em owt cuz im about to go down agin. fwaya wath wike i got u wowy AND SHE TURND ME INTO A WEEL HYUGE DYNOTHOR and that maid it tho i cud watht a bit wonger in tha fite. fwaya i dont no were u bin hidin thethe thpellth but that mite be the awethometht thing u ever done. i wike to call thith the t wekweth haha u git it i thot ith funy. but n e way bak to tha fite now. i wath abel to bite cawik and gwapel him tho he cant git away. i wath abel to get the kiwwing bwow on pewwiton ath i uthedt he dyno tale to nok him up in tha air and then thwing awownd and hit him agin with the tale and hit him owt of the hoe in the woof. all that wath thankth to fwaya for turnin me into a fwiggin dynothor and wondaline for keepin me heeld up. thin wondaline comandid the otherth to dwop ther wepinth and giv up and thay did tho i put cawik bak down.   wondaline tuk over tawkin to peepel wile we got arethelfth together agin. she wint to dorkar and thankd her for ther help and thin she wint to agat the thtone gient and akthd him if he cud do thomethin to tha cathel wallth to wemember thith batel and the peepel who died fiting in it. i thot that wath vewy kind of her to do. and thin she wint to edmind and towd him that tha glided iwon wanth uth to come bak to bathe and tawk tho well be weavin him and hith peepel at the cathel. she maid shur that if their wath n e pwobwemth ther wud be thomewon to help figur thingth owt. and thin we tawkd to pinna to thank her and tell her she did a gwate job and that she maikth a gwate witherd and i maid shur to tell dorkar to taik gud care of pinna win she goeth to wiv with them for a wile. thankth to pinna the peepel of gwavethford and cathel wind were abel to find mor help to maik thith batel that much eethier.   dwaugnir if u r ther pweathe wach over theeth peepel wile they wecover and thtuff. and maik shur pinna ith thafe. thankth for ur help today. and mom and dad im comin i thwear. i jutht hav tho much goin on i pwomith u i will not fowget to find u agin. i hope ur thafe to.

9.1 Reparations and Preparations

sooo... we wint up tha thtareth and fownd a buncha thoothth of awmow and they wath all kinda wike wuthty and bad wookin but won of thim wath vewy shiney and wooked bwand nu tho kimiweel wath wike ooh that wookth gud tho im gonna taik it. win he tuchd it all tha other thooth caim awive and thtawted atakin uth we dint ekthpekt that at all whoa. and thin they thtawted to gwab uth and wudnt wet go and they got fwaya weel gud but she got away and uthed her fier wall thpell to kinda keep them away fwom uth. but thin thay got thmawt and thtawted twadin pwatheth with uth and now the fier hurth uth inthted of thim uh oh. kimiweel and fwaya and wondaline all wint over to tha dor and towd me to bwing them over tho i did and that helpd to keep uth owt of tha fier and taim them down. that wath a gud move.   after that fite we had to go to thweep to wecover. nuthin hapind duwing that thweep.   win we got up we wint up tha touer thome mor and it wath nuthin but wubbel but wondaline wath wike u no im gonna wook to thee what i can find jutht in caith and wat do u no she fownd thomething SHE FOWND MOAR THPEKTERTH AND GOSTH. but thethe guyth dint make much twubble and fwaya wath abel to taik down the watht won eethiwy enuff. but wondaline altho fownd a old wuthty iwon wockbokth. inthide it their wath a fanthy thcwol caith and inthide of that their wath a thmall kee and a piethe of papr that wondaline thaid ith the deed to tha cathel and ith got king omundth naim on it. thath cool.   we taik it to edmind and show him and heth wike well tha cathelth yurth tho we gud to go.   wondaline maid a deel with the wite tuthk orkth were pinna will go twain with them for a thikth munth but she can come bak hear for a bit win she wanth to. wondaline altho goeth to wethtor the thtachoo we fownd and maik it wook wike kemvalor. AND THOMEHOW SHETH ABEL TO WECWOOT A THTONE GIENT WIKE HOW DID SHE DO THAT thath vewy cool wondaline. she maikth him help wepare the outhide wallth of the keep.   and i wath abel to help pwepare for the fite altho by tewwing them abowt that wibwawy we fownd a wong tiem ago tho mabee they can get thome mor power and nawlige fwom ther. i altho twain all the peepel who will help uth fite and teech thim how to thwing a thord and find there weekthpot tho they can hurt thim mor. and thinthe i dont git many chantheth to tawk to animelth i wint outhide and fownd thome to twy to tawk to and thee if they cud help uth and wadyano they did. they wath abel to find a hiden path we cud uthe and it wookth wike we wudnt be theen tho thath pwetty cool. and of corthe i help bild thome wepinth we can put on the walth of the cathel to help keep the enemeeth away.   we altho hav a touer that we uthed to maik the sheeld thpell beter tho it pwotecth n e body who utheth it beter.   and of corthe we fownd a buncha peepel weddy and wiwwin to fite.   dwaugnir we gotta hyuge batel comin up. we cud weely uthe ur help.

9.0 The Mists of Castle Rend

sooo... we wint to thweep and win we woke up wondaline thaid she cud take off my curth tho im wike okay go ahed and twy and watyano SHE WEMOVD IT ALL AND I FELT BETR AW OF A THUDDIN THANKTH WONDALINE but i wath thtill hurtin tho i tuk thome helth poshinth and thtuff to heel up a bit and then i wath all gud to go agin.   tho we thtawted the day by wookin at the woomth that we dint wook at befoe on thith fwoor. on the firtht woom we fownd thome awmow and a majik wapier and they had the thimbel of the begedar. we think ith gotta be endminth thtuff cuz wen we wint bak to the town befowe he dint hav n e of hith thtuff on him tho weel giv it to him win we thee him agin. thin we wint to tha nektht woom and man thith won thtinkth tho bad that i had to hold my nothe win we wint in. it wath nuthin but bad meet and thtuff it wath tewwibel but we fownd a buncha gowd that we can put into tha cathel wepareth and thtuff tho thath gud.   thin we wint to the nektht dor and it wed to the thpiwal thtareth we thaw yetherday but thith tiem we wint up to thee wat we cud thee. it goeth up to tha wachtouer and we fownd thome kinda torch thing that alwayth burnth tho wondaline tuk that. thin we towd thome of tha town peepel hear to keep wach in the touer and wet evwywon no if they thee n e thine of pewwitin or n e other kinda thwet.   now we jutht hed down to tha bathemint thinthe were alwedy at tha thtareth. i dont feel thuper comftabel down heer now thinth wat happind to me yethterdy but now i no wondaline can heel me tho i feel a wittle bit beter. we opind tha firtht dor that we havnt opind yet and thereth a buncha thmoke comin fwom the dor. ath thoon ath we opin it ther r thome guyth inthide that bwatht uth with cold thtuff tho they wath weddy for uth. well they wathnt to hawd to fite. i wath abel to git won of them down quik and fwaya wath abel to catht her fierball tho it dint hit any of uth tho thath defnitewy beter than nowmal gud job fwaya. but thin won of the mage guyth maid me pawawithed agin and im wike oh man not agin but thin wondaline thaved me agin and tuk owt that guy tho i cud move agin. the watht guy twied to git away but we chathed him down and fwaya gwabd him with her witening pull thpell and kild him phew.   wondaline wookd at the coldrin in thith woom and figgerd owt that we cud make thome majik poshinth that give uth beter abiwtityth or thomethin tho i tuk won and they all tuk won and we hav thome weft over evin tho thath gud.   now we git to tha dubel dorth at the end of the halway and wondaline can heer a buncha noitheth wike bweethin and movin awownd tho she telth uth to git weddy. fwaya holdth a fierbawl and wondaline and kimiweel thtand to tha thide of tha dorth. jutht befowe i opin tha dor i git mad and thin thwing em opin weel fatht and fwaya shooth her fierbawl and hith a buncha nolth and thtuff. thin we find owt that thome of tha nolth are vampirth and ther r thome hiden wike mithty vampir thtuff that can dwane are wife tho ith a gud thing that fwaya hit them to evin tho we cudnt thee them at firtht. but thin fwaya got fwitend but she wathnt fwitend for wong. wondaline caim in with her thpiwit gardienth and wiped owt thome of them and kimiweel wath abel to find thome other hiden guyth with hith thpelth wich hepd uth awot. wondaline got the watht hit on theeth guyth and now tha fiteth over.   wondaline thaw that won of tha wallth dint wook ekthaktwy wite and she fownd a hiden dor. she opind it and fownd that it weedth to a caiv that goeth owtthide the cathel. thith mutht be tha hiden path that tha cwock guy towd wondaline abowt. wondaline maketh a twap with that buwnin torch thing we fownd erwier tho that win pewwiton or thombody twieth to opin thith dor it will fall and lite a fier in tha hole caiv.   thin we tuk a witel wetht and fownd more thtareth in thith woom. we wint up and fownd a buncha metel armor that wath all durty and dingd up and thtuff but won of thim wath thuper shiny. we wath wike kimiweel u shud were it and win he wint to take it all the other wonth CAIM TO WIFE THO NOW WE GOTTA FITE A BUNCHA ARMOR THINGTH i never theen thith befowe.   we gonna need ur help dwaugnir.

8.3 Mummy Issues (Milestone: 9th Level!)

sooo... we wint bak to cathel wind to thee wat wath goin on down the hoe under tha thtachoo and win we wint down ther ther wath a buncha fog. it felt kinda wike it wath burnin are thwoteth but it dint theem to do n e thing to uth tho we jutht kept goin and thin they wath thome gosth thingth that caim up and we kild them. but thin evin more keept comin up tho we keeld thim to and thin EVIN MORE WIKE WERE R U ALL COMIN FWOM THITH ITH CWATHY U GOTTA THTOPP n then finawwy they did phew. thethe gost kept twying to wike dwain are thtwingth or thomethin i think if kimiweel wathnt here we wud hav bin in a wot of twubbel and wondaline kept heewing me win i got hit and fwaya uthed a thpail that put up thome dawk thtuff that wud hurt them and that did a wot to help uth wile we wath workin on other gosts tho it wath weewy thome teemwork. we fownd a cool wookin thord that gwowth wite and thome thik awmow and they both theem majikel tho weel hav to git them wookd at thometime.   kimiweel thaid he cud tell ther wath thome moar unded ahed and won of thim wath big or thomethin tho we dethide to wetht for a wittle bit and thin keep goin. win we opind tha dor we thaw thom hell howndth eetin thomethin that wookd wike twash they wookd wike twubbel but we tuk thim owt eethy. thin we wint to won of tha dorth but it just wint upthtareth tho we kept goin down hear firtht.   we wint to tha nektht dor and we cud here thomethin on tha other thide tho we all got weddy and win i opind tha dor THER WATH A HYUGE OGER THOMBEE THTAWIN AT ME AND IT KINDA THCAWED THE CWAP OUTTA ME but we had to fite now. ther wath awtho thome goolth and gathtth and a pweetht at tha awter acwoth the woom. we pwetty much thtayd owthide the woom and workd them down fwom ther but of corth fwaya bein fwaya she thaw it wath tiem to heet thingth up with a fierball and boom that hurt thim a wot and took owt the pweetht guy jutht wike that. fwaya hath bin on fier with her thpelth not wike acshuwwy on fier but wike weewy gud u no wat i meen. n e way wondaline fownd a bwue hart gim and i wookd at it and wath wike THITH ITH A HART OF A BWUE DWAGGIN BUT ITH HARD WIKE A WOK tho that wath cool. i think ith fwom the bwue dwaggin flankth but i dont weewy no wat they wath doin with it.   we git owt of ther and keep goin down tha hall. ther ith thome fog comin fwom the wall over there and thome thkewetonth that wondaline warnd uth abowt. she twied to tawk to them but thay wathnt withenin tho we tuk em owt. but thay had thome big ol minitaw thkewetinth i dont think i ever theen n e thing wike that befoew. fwaya jutht thtood bak and wath bwathtin wike cwazy she did a gud job here wile we kept them away fwom her. and thethe unded thingth awe perfict fow kimiweel and wondaline cuz they hav thome wike wadeint thtuff to take them down eethiwy. im gwad im not on tha other thide of there wepinth and thpelth.   after we finishd that fite wondaline took a wook at the fog comin fwom tha wal and she fownd a wock and akthd fwaya to thee if she cud unwock it and she cud. wondaline uthed her thpell to help uth wetht befowe we wint inthide the hiddin woom and thin we wint in. ther wath a thtachoo of gade and thome kinda water or thomethin but it watht water i dont no wat u call it. wondaline thaid if u dwink it u cud git ur thpell power bak tho im thtayin owt of that won they can hav it. she dwank a poshin tho she cud put thith thtuff in tha empty vile. thin we wint into the woom nektht to the thtachoo and ther wath a buncha chethth. wondaline and fwaya chekd for twapth and thtuff and onwy won of thim had a twap and of corth it popd befowe fwaya cud ditharm it. thomethinth gotta go wong wite. the chetht had a buncha gowd. wondaline thaid we shud uthe it to pay fow thome thtuff for the fite we got comin up thoon with pewwitin.   tha nektht woom wath jutht a bedwoom but ther wath a chetht with thome thtone tabweth with ork thpellth on thim. i can weed them thankth to tha helmit i got tho tha otherth thaid thay cant uthe thim cuz they cant weed ork tho i jutht kept the tabwetth for now.   and then thingth got weel ugwy for me. we wint into tha nektht woom and fownd thome momeeth. we wath wike okay no pwobwim and we all did are thing but thin thith dethwok caim awound tha cowner and uthed that thaim dawk thpell that fwaya did erlier but it thukd cuz we cudnt move vewy fatht and it thtawted hurtin uth. the otherth towd me to come owthide and wate for the dawkneth to go away tho i did. we wated for a wittle bit and wen it wint away we wint bak in and they wath waitin for uth. fwaya wath waitin to shoot thomethin she cud thee tho i wint on ahed of her. thath were i methd up cuz ath thoon ath i caim awound tha corner won of the momeeth wath wating and it hit me with hith fitht and i thtawted feewing vewy bad. apawentwy they can maik u thtawt wotting away and they maid me thcawed and i cudnt move and i kinda bwakd owt and thin i woke up with a curth and we fownd owt that wondaline cudnt heel me and i can feel the curth gettin worth. i feel wike i mite die if i dont git thith takin cawe of weel thoon ill hav to thee if father baldrone can hewp me cuz wondaline and kimiweel thaid they cant do n e thing for now. win i woke up i wath hurtin vewy bad tho im wike guyth im thowwy i gotta thit thith won owt tho i thtaid awownd tha cornr and wet them take cawe of watever wath weft.   im tho thankful i got gud powrful fwindth wike wondaline and kimiweel and fwaya. i dont no wat wud hav happind today if it wernt for them. wondaline and fwaya and me go way bak and i havint nown kimiweel ath wong ath them but they all helpd me wike we hav alwayth bin fwindth. thay hav dun tho much fow me. wondaline alwayth findth a way to heel me and all of uth win we need it and cuz the dothnt eet she alwayth giveth uth her food. and evin tho she mite not thownd wike she careth thometimeth i wonder if she achuwwy doeth cuz she keepth doin it. i dont no if ith becuz she feelth wike she hath to or if she twuly wantht to. and fwaya hath alwayth bin a gud fwind. she alwayth hath my bak and u no she wookth tuff on tha owthide and i think she ith but she hath a thoft thpot to. i think the fiery thpellth she utheth match her perthonatitywy... perthonawty... tha way she ith but avin tho motht of her thpellth are hot sheth acshuwwy a cool perthon. and wike i thaid i havnt nown kimiweel ath wong ive notithd he onwy theemth to hav evwyoneth betht intwethth in mind. he fiteth vewy well and ith vewy thtwong and heth alwayth wighting are path in mowe wayth than won.   dwaugnir pweeth heer me. i dont wanna die i gotta find my pawenth and help them. im twying my betht. and pweethe pwotect my fwindth. i wuv them.

8.2 Castle Rend

sooo... we wint awound tha cathle but cudnt find a nuther way in. but thin we thaw thome thmoke comin fwom the cathle and i wath wike WAT IF THEY R BURNIN PINNA WE GOTTA GO GIT HER NOW tho i took off to tha dor. it wath wokd tho tho i wooked for a kee or a wever or thomethin to unwock the dor but cudnt find won. i did find a cuppel twapth tho and i awmotht fel into won of them that wath cwothe. fwaya weminded uth that she cud maik her own dor and we wath all wike oh yah i fowgot u cud do that tho she did it and we got in.   she thaw thomewon thtanding owthide the woom tho she towd uth to git weddy and kimiweel wath gonna gwab won if they wath owtthide but win wondaline opind tha dor tha guy wath faw away. tho we thtawted fitin but won of tha orkth in anuther woom caim owt with a boy and a nife to hith nek and thin i herd a voithe that thaid they wath pinna and it thowdid wike her but i wuthnt shure. awitha akthd her a kwethchin onwy she cud no the anther to and she antherd it wite tho we new it weewy wath her. wondaline towd uth not to put down are wepinth but i dont want them to hurt pinna tho i dont put mine down but i put it away inthted. wondaline wathnt hapy wike she wanted to kil tha orkth but im wike they got pinna dont do it wondaline and wuckiwy she withend to me. the ork with the boy thaid her naim wath bonebwaker dorker and she akthed uth to eet with her tho we wint in to the woom.   we all that down at tha tabel but wondaline wint off into tha corner to thtand. dorker thaid if she find owt we therv thakthtin well die fatht but were liek gud thing we dont therv him tho u dont haf to wory abowt that. n e way wong thtowy short she pwomitheth to take her ork peepel away fwom hear and we can hav tha cathel if we giv her thomethin powerful. i twied to giv her tha dorf thkull that thkweemth win u wook at it but she wantid thomethin she cud hit thomewon with inthted. wondaline thaid well u can hav thith thtaff that maketh ur enemeeth week win u hit them with it and she wath wike oh yah thath cool ill taik it. sheth wike okay take the boy and the gurl and take the cathel and kil thakthtin and well git outta hear and were wike u got it. befowe they weft she gaiv wondaline a horn and thaid bwow thith if u need help and if we can heer it well come help u owt and were wiek ooh thath cool and thin they weft.   i maid shure pinna and the other guy wath okay and thin i gaiv pinna her poshinth and her pendint. she twied to giv uth bak the poshinth but we towd her to keep them becuth she cud thell them to help her git bak on her feet with tha shop and thtuff and she thtawted to cwy and thankd uth for thavin her. the boy thaid hith naim wath edmin begedar and he ith now tha akshul weeder bawon guy of thith pwathe and he thanked uth for thavin him. he wath tho thankful that he akshuwy maid wondaline a nite wich wath vewy cool of him to do. we towd pinna she cud thtay hear in tha cathel and maik a wizerd towr tho she can pwactithe her thtuff win her teecher tathe cometh bak wike she minchind and she wath thuper ekthitid abowt it but furtht she thaid we gotta go bak to gwavethfird cuz they thtill need her.   we wath gonna thweep but edmin thaid that the orkth alwayth thtayed away fwom tha cwumbeld towr and anuther woom becuth ther r unded and gothth. jutht to maik shure they dont find uth wile we r thweepin, we dethide to take a wook at tha woom acwoth the bonfier. fwaya and awitha and me thtaid in tha dinin woom to maik shure edmin and pinna are thaif and wondaline and kimiweel wint to wook awound the other woom. i dont no ekthakwy wat hapind but they thtawted yewwing abowt thome unded tho i wan to thee and shure nuff they wer fitin thome unded thing and a bwue gost. i helpd them kill them and thin kimiweel wath wike hay thith thtatchoo is weerd cuz ith on thome wood inthted of thith thtone tho can u help me move it and im wike ya shure but wet me chek on the otherth firtht.   i wint and wookd and they wath fine tho i caim bak but i notithd there wath a chetht that we mithd tho of corthe i gotta thee wath in it. win i wint to opin it THE CHETHT CAIM AWIVE AND BIT ME AND GWABBD ME. it kinda thcawed me onethtwy but i wath abel to take cawe of it eethiwy enuff. win it died it thpit owt a thak with thome gimth in it tho that wath cool.   i wint bak to the woom with wondaline and kimiweel to help them move the thtachoo. it took a wot of wurk to move it but we did. thereth a big hoe down ther but inthted of goin down ther im wike u guyth i gotta wetht im totawy tierd. they thot that wath a gud idea tho we wint to wetht.   we eech took a woom to arethelf and wondaline thtayed up wike nowmal. win we woke up wondaline towd uth that thome thadowy guy caim and vithited duwing the nite and towd her that heth fwom the cwock or thomethin and heth bin fowwowin uth for a wile and im wike thath kinda cweepy. he thaid they cant be theen by thakthtin or they wud be ded. she thaid he warnd her that pewwitin nothe abowt thith cathel and that heth comin in a week to taik it but he doethnt no the orkth are gon alweddy. he thaid we need to be weddy for a hyuge fite with their awmy of peepel. i dont no who the cwock ith or who thith guy ith or why he ith helpin uth but im gwad he ith evin tho i dont fuwwy twutht him. id wather no abowt thith attak than not no abowt it u no wat i meen.   n e way we make are way bak to the town with pinna and edmin and go thtwait to tha church. father baldenrone wingth the bell and evwywon cometh to the church to thee wath goin on. wondaline tawkth to them abowt wat happind and she bwingth owt pinna and evwywon cheerd and wath happy. thin she towd me to bwing owt edmin and they were all wike who that and win we towd them it wath bawon edmin begedar they were thupwithed and dint no he wath awive and thtuff. wondaline ekthpwaind evwything and towd them wat wath gonna happin at the cathel.   we r gonna hav a wot of help for thith fite. dwaugnir we cud altho uthe ur help.

8.1 All Too Familiar

sooo... we wan fwom the in tword pinnath shop and it wath all on fier and their wath a buncha orkth wunnin away fwom it. we fot them off weel quik but win we got ther i jutht had to go inthide to thee if i cud find pinna or here her in there but i cudnt find her or here her but i did gwab thome poshinth fwom tha shop in cathe we find her and they can help her owt. i wint bak owt and thtawted helpin wondaline and kimiweel and fwaya taik owt all the orkth. we got em down pwetty quik but ther wath thtill no sine of pinna n e wear. aftew tha fite i wint bak in the shop jutht to thee if i mithd n e thing but i dint. i did find her pendint that we thaw her wering befor tho im pwetty shur sheth not here wite now.   jutht then a buncha wike miwitawy peepel caim up to uth and wath wike hey did u find pinna and we wath wike no but we fownd thith pendint if that cud help u find her. but they dont hav the kinda majik to do that tho i geth well haf to chathe the orkth who tuk her. they thaid to meet thim tomowwow and well maik a pwan tho we wint bak to the in and wint to thweep.   wondaline woke me up and we cud here a buncha noithe owtthide tho we all wint to thee what wath up. evwybody in tha town wint to tha church and wath tawkin abowt wat happind. thith guy naimd cawwoc wath ther and he weminded uth of pewwitin fwom yethterday cuz he wath all wike IM GONNA FIND HER AND KILL THA ORKTH AND GET THA BOWNTY AND NOBODY BEDER GIT IN ARE WAY AND THETHE OWTHIDERTH DONT DETHERVE IT THEY NEED TO WEEVE TOWN CUZ THEY R NUTHIN BUT TWUBBEL. i cudnt help it and i wath wike hay wath i chekd we wath the onwy wonth who wint to help we dint thee any of u ther and i dint go into the burnin bilding fow fun tho thit down and shut up. i think wondaline wath altho abowt to get fierd up but she wath wike oh yah well if u want to march urthelf and thethe viwwagerth to there deth then go ahed thath deffinitwy wat u shud do. there weeder thaid u no i think there wite wat do u all think we shud do and they votid to wet uth go find her. father beldrone akthd uth if we wantid hith thpell agin and of corthe we thaid yeth tho he put it on uth and off we go to tha fowetht acwoth the wiver.   a wanger ow thcowt wady caim up to uth and she thaid hay i thaw u all watht nite and i never towd u my name ith awitha teeweef and i can help u twak them if u want and we wath wike yah that thowndth gud. she thaid pinna ith a gud fwend and she felt wike she shud help find her cuth pinna wud do that for her. wondaline taketh the weed and awitha helpth wondaline twak the orkth.   evenchuwy wondaline thtopth uth and thaid ther wath onkegth muchin on thome ded orkth. she thaid we shud go awownd them inthted of fiting them tho we twy to go awownd and thith tiem it wurkd they dint notithe uth at all tho that wath cool.   we keep goin but hin BOOM A BIG WIKE BUSH TWEE THING GOT WONDALINE AND TUK HER INTHIDE IT and i wath wike whoa thath cwazy. kimiweel wath abel to git her owt by comandin it to dwop her and we helpt kill it but thin a nuther won showd up and thith tiem it got me and i cudnt thee n e thing. thankfuwy kimiweel wath abel to maik it dwop me win he kild it. kimiweel theemth to no how to handel theeth dirt mownd thingth pwetty gud.   we keep goin until we fownd thith wike wuind pwathe with cwumbwing walth and touerth with a buncha orkth and dier woofth awownd it and on tha wallth. awitha thaid thith pwathe ith calld cathle wind but the thot it wath abandind a wong tiem ago but now it theemth that thith ithnt the cathe n e mor. she thaid it uthed to bewong to tha bwue dwagin flanx but i dont no who that ith but ith got dwaginth in the name tho that got my atinshin   dwaugnir pweethe keep pinna thafe and help uth find her. she ith to yung to be taiken by theethe guyth. i no wat ith wike to be taiken fwom ur home wike thith. ith all to famiwiar...

7.3 A Pelli-Ton of Trouble (Milestone: 8th Level!)

sooo... we fownd a pwathe calld gwavethford wile we wath wokin down tha woad and we thaw a paper that thaid thomethin wike com vithit pinnath thop fow thome poshinth and cool thtuff tho im wike yah we shud go thee thith pwathe. tho we wint into tha town to twy to find tha poshin pwathe and finawwy we fownd it aftew kimiweel akthed thomewon for diwekshinth. win we got ther tho thewe wath anuther paper that thaid im at tha mawket wite now tho some thee me and wook fow a big hat. well thith shud be eethy to find them.   i wath wite we fownd the perthon weel quik cuz she had a big witherd hat on. i akthed her if she ith pinna and sheth wike yup thath me and im wike oh awthome we thaw ur paper on tha bord owt ther and thot we wud come by and thee wat kinda thtuff you had for thell. fow now sheth kinda buthy with the mawket tho inthted wondaline towd her she wath twaining to becom a doomgide but she didnt no a wot abowt that but she towd wondaline to tawk to her mathter naimd tathe win he cometh to town in abowt a week. kimiweel akthed if she had a bwoodwell viel but she awtho dint no much abowt that eether. sheth a vewy happy yung wady and theemth to wanna help uth weel bad but she theemth to need mowe confidinth or thomethin. i wuv her enrgey to help. befowe we go kimiweel akthed her if she cud meet uth at tha tavrin water to tawk abowt her mathter and thtuff and sheth wike definitewy and she wint bak to her poshin shop.   we fowwow wondaline as the twieth to find tha church to thee wat kinda peepel mite live hear in thith town. we fownd the church buth ith vewy wun down but it doeth hav a nithe thtane gwath windo of a guy in bwack awmow hiting anuther guy. kimiweel and wondaline did a wot of tawkin with tha cweric guy their. he ith weewy fond of tha peepel who wive hear and thaid that wethentwy thome thtuff wint down that mint there weader wath killd and now ther ith a new weader thakthin or thomethin. he thaid thom orkth caim and atackd them and now thith thakthtin guy ith weading tha awea and wike heth not shure if heth evil but aftew that thome thingth hav bin happenin and he put owt a bownty on the orkth head who kild the other guy named bedegar. kimiweel akthed for diwekshinth to tha cathle tho well hed that way in tha mownin after we meet with pinna and thweep for the nite. the guy thaid thinthe were gonna help he can giv uth a bwething to hewp uth not die if we giv tha church thome gowd eech day. wondaline giveth him a buncha muny and he cathth deth word on uth tho thath pwetty cool.   we hed over to tha tavrin calld tha wewutcin... wewuctathn... the pig who wathnt shur wat to do. n e way wondaline wint to get uth a woom to thtay in and she paid for uth all wich wath nithe of her to do and i fowwow kimiweel to git uth a tabel. wondaline caim bak and joind uth and thay bwing uth thome dwinkth.   wile we wath dwinking thome guy in bwack awmow and wike fore gardth with him. he thwamth the dor opin and holdth owt a thcwoll and thaid thomethin abowt hith naim ith thir pewwitin and how he wath goin to find the orkth who kild the weader guy and he wath calin all the peepel in the tavrin pethinth and jutht tawkin weel bad abowt them callin them wow wifeth. that got my bwood boiwing weel fatht. im wike who r u or who do u think u r to come in hewe tawking abowt the fine peepel of thith town that way and whatth to thtop uth fwom takin u owt wite now. heth all wike oh ur dim and deff i alweddy towd u who i am tho im wike well wet me intwoduthe mythelf and my gwatethord. thith wuss calld hith gardth to do hith durty work cawwing uth dogth cuz he cant be botherd to do hith own work but uthe hith thervanth inthted. the fite ith on. i thtand up and jutht thtawt wailin on thith guy and thin he jutht up and weaveth tewepowtin thwu the dor wike the cowerd he ith. wile hith gardth are fitin uth he goeth and cwotheth the dor and wokth uth inthide. i tell one of the gardth that they dont haf to work for thith tewwible guy befowe nokin him owt cold. thin i thtawt chathin pewwitin. at won point he opind tha dor and cathth thome kinda dawk tendwil thing to keep uth in but that dont work vewwy gud. i twied to butht thwu the dor to git him but he wath akshuwy abel to keep it cwothed but thin he wookd thwu tha windo and he cathted a cone of cold at uth wich altho buthted tha windo wich maid it eethier fow me to chathe him. im thowwy i weft my fwindth to chathe him but i watht gonna wet him git away with puttin down a hole town tha way he did. wookth wike we did a numbew on him cuz by the tiem i fownd him agin he wath wunnin fow hith wife. he wan to hith mownt but i wath abel to git won watht bit of damij on him uthin my fier bweth but he thtill got away. by tha tiem i got bak into the tavrin fwaya kimiweel and wondaline had the otherth subdood. apawentwy tha guy i nokd owt and anuthew won got kild win pewwitin did hith cone of cold. we kept the othew guyth awive.   kimiweel cathth a thone of twooth to git thome qwethchinth antherd and he towd uth evwythin he nothe. he thaid pewwitin dint intind on kiwwing n e body but heth jutht that kinda perthon to gloat abowt how gud he ith and nobody can be bettr than him and thtuff jutht a tewwible perthon. tha guy towd uth the nameth of all the peepel in tha thwee wotheth. we tell the guy they can weave but if we ever come acwoth them in a thimiwar thichuayshin that it pwobabwy wudnt end with them keepin ther wiveth nektht tiem.   jutht thin we here a wowd thkweem and we feel tha gwownd shake and here a wowd ekthpwoshin comin fwom the othew thide of town. we wint owtthide to thee wat it wath and thew wath a hyuge pwume of fier comin fwom were pinnath shop ith. thith ithnt gud.   we haf to chek on pinna.

7.2 The Gilded Hollows

sooo... thinthe we hepd the glided iwon git thith nu tauer they akthed uth to cweer owt a cave thomewher neerby cuz thome peepl have gon mithin a buncha yeerth ago. they thaid ith a cave that cowapthd a wong tiem ago and nobody hath gon patht jutht tha entwanthe of the cave. they awtho thaid thay want thome muthwoomth thath thupothd to gwow ther cuz yolanda tawkd abowt them in that jurnel we fownd watht tiem. i gueth they r powrful or thomethin.   well ith not vewy far fwom the tower tho we make it ther no pwobwem. but win we git ther we haf to find a way to git in. gud thing we hav hafethnee with uth cuz she fownd a way in ith kinda hawd but we maik it inthide. ith thuper dawk in her tho hafethnee wit up a towch tho she cud thee. ith vewy quiet at firtht but thin we thtawt heewing voitheth comin fwom inthide and ith windy in hewe. ath firtht onwy hafethnee can hewe it but it kept gettin wowder and wowder the deepr in the cave we git. ther ith all kindth of wike moth and gwath gwowin on the wallth and they r wet and dwipping and ther r bugth and thtuff wunnin awownd all over the pwathe.   n e way we keep goin and dum dum taketh the weed. he fownd a woom to tha weft and wath wike howd on im gonna wook awound the woom firtht tho we wet him wook awownd and all of a thuddin won of the thtalticeties... thtawaktits... pointy thingth on the theewing thtawth movin. we r not awone. thith thing ith big and it hath tinticalth. dum dum got pikd up by it and he wath all wike EET ME CUZ IM GOOD AND DED and im jutht thinkin to mythelf yah u mite be wite u mite be ded thoon if u keep wettin thingth hit u but thin i figgurd owt wat he wath doin. it wath askhuwawy a gud idea cuz he wanted to be up thew tho he cud hit it bettr wike iv dun befor. i thee wat u did dum dum. and thin thomethin made the witeth go owt in hear and im jutht wike WHO TURND OFF THE WITETH I CAINT THEE NUTHIN and tho fwaya wath wike i got u and boom did her fierball and that kinda hurt but at weatht now we can thee. turnd owt their wath a buncha thothe guyth who cud turn off tha witeth tho that wath awthom fwaya. the woper cweechur puld me up there with him and dum dum tho i towd dum dum to be weddy for a fall cuz im bowt to taik thith thing down and shur nuff i git a weewy thtwong hit on him and down we go. that kinda huwt a wittle but it wath fun.   hafethnee thaid she hurd that voithe agin wile we wath fitin the woper but the wetht of uth dint heer n e thing. tho we jutht kept goin down tha wittle wike hallway thing but win we got to tha water dum dum thaid ther wath thomethin in the water bewow uth tho we jutht wint bak the way we caim. thath win hafethnee thaw a bakpak on top of tha wok pile and she uthed her thown wip and puld it down but that maid a wok awmotht hit me. i had to git owt of the way befor it hit me and im wike hafethnee man u gotta tell me win ur gonna do that tho i can be weddy and she thaid thowwy and it wath all gud. and no we can heer that voithe gettin wowder agin it thaid pweethe dont hurt me tho i tell the otherth we gotta go help him.   ath we thtawt to maik are way toward the voithe a cuppel wurmth come owt of tha gwownd and i thaw thomethin pop up that jutht thtawted makin a thuper wowd thcweemin thownd it wath vewy anoyin. i thot it wookd kinda wike a muthwoom tho mabee we shudnt kill it but it wath jutht too wowd and anoyin we had to kill it. fwaya took it out pwetty quik. thethe wurmth wer kinda anoyin to cuz they jutht kept goin into tha gwownd agin after they pop up and atak uth. i kinda wemembew pwaying a gaim in thkool cald wak a moe or thomethin. it kinda weminded me of that gaim it wath fun but kinda anoying. dum dum wath fitin one and all of a thuddin ther wath a huje onkeg that comed fwom a hole in the wall. thomehow that big thing wath eethier to take owt than the wittle wurmth thath cwazy. but we got em killd and we moovd on fwom ther. but we took a wittle wetht firtht to git our thtwength bak a bit.   we wint bak to the entwanthe of the cave to take are wetht and i thaw that we dint go up the wamp at the entwanthe yet tho im wike u no mabee we shud go up ther and thee whath up ther. we did but it wath kinda hawd to cwimb up ther because it was tho thwippewy but aftew a bit of wurk we git up ther. ith kinda high up the wamp. win we go awownd the wittle corner ther ith a thkeweton hand thtickin up owt of tha gwownd with a wether powch in it. that powch hath theen bettr dayth but we git it n e way and it hath a buncha cointh in it and they thpild owt on the gwownd a bit cuz it had thome hoeth in it but we got them to.   we hed bak down tha wamp but inthted of walkin down it i thit down and thwide down it. i put my handth up in the air cuz it wath fun. that weewy made me wemembew bein a kid at thkool and pwayin with my fwindth and thwidin down tha thwideth and thtuff. i bwot bak thome gud memowieth and maid me mith my famiwy and fwindth evin mowe. i dont no if n e body thaw me wipe away a teer but if they did hopefuwy they dont make fun of me fow it. fow a few thecondth i felt wike a kid agin. i wish i cud go bak to that. but we hav a job to do wite now tho i keep goin.   in the nektht awea dum dum theeth a woom with a buncha webth and thpiderth. fwaya catht another fierball and jutht abowt tuk evwything owt at once that wath awethom. i dint haf to work vewy hawd on that fite i jutht tuk owt a wittle thwarm of thpiderth. after the fite wath over we fownd that mithin finger fwom tha hand and it had on a nithe wing. we tuk it.   we keep goin and find thome mowe of thothe wittle gwownd wurmth but thith tiem they dont pay uth n e attinshin cuz they r eeting cointh on the gwownd awownd them. we jutht walk awound them and keep goin.   thith woom ith a wot colder and ther ith a shawwow pond in hear with a wittle iland in the midel of it. dum dum goeth awong the edge of the woom into anuther woom and findth the muthwoomth we r wookin for tho thath cool dum dum. get gith thome to take bak with uth.   wile were tawkin abowt were we r goin to go fwom hewe thomethin up abov uth moovd. turnth owt thith ith were the voithe wath comin fwom. dum dum wath wite. the voithe wed uth to a fite. thith thing ith calld galmek the wotht and he atakd uth tho we haf to put it down now. thath eethier thaid than dun becuz thith guy thtinkth weel bad and he hath maggitth cwawing awond and thtuff. it wookth wike win we hit him thome of hith woondth cwothe up after a few thecondth. wookth wike my thord ith jutht wat we need to keep that fwom happenin. dum dum got pulld up to him jutht wike win we fot the woper tho he wath kinda hapy abowt that. i jutht fwew up to him with my wingth and towd dum dum to be weddy fow anuther fall. both dum dum and me git thome weewy gud hith on him and yep he wint down wike a hevy wok into the water. but jutht then he thaw a majik wune thing on hith forhed wite up and thith guyth woondth heeld up imdiate... imeditate... vewy quikwy and now we haf to fite him all over agin WAT THE HEK Y CANT U JUTHT THTAY DED U UGWY DOOD. n e way we git him down weel gud and jutht keep at it. hafethnee did a gud job keepin uth up and fwaya got the kiwwing bwow on ol galmek. we finish off the wittle fish in the pond that kep poppin up win we wud walk thwu the water but they wer eethy peethy.   the majik wune on galmekth hed thtopd gwowing but it weft a mawk on hith hed. dum dum cut galmekth forhed thkin off to keep that thimbol and show it to the glided iwon win we git bak. turnth owt fwaya and me both no thith thimbol we thaw it win the mane gliden iwon bathe at care fewik. it ith a thimbel of korn. thith cant be gud.

7.1 Yladhra's Domain

sooo... appawentwy thith fier wady cald thiena thaid she nothe a witherd naimd yolanda ow thomethin hu hath a touer that we can uthe fow the glided iwonth new bathe if we can kill her and taik it ovew. she thaid it wud be a gud wocashin with all kinda majik and thtuff tho we wath all wike yah well deffinitwy do wat we gotta do to git thith for uth to uthe tho she tweeportid uth jutht owthide the tawer and wath wike do wat u do tho we did.   we git to tha tower but we dont thee n e dorth to wet uth in tho we wath wookin all awownd it. kimiweel and wondaline twied wookin weel hawd but cudnt find a dor and thuddenwy a fathe that wookth wike thome kinda beetht popth up and athtkd uth wat we wath doin hear and we wath wike we caim to thee yowonda and it wath wike yah ok u can come in and poof a dor opind in fwont of uth and we wint inthide.   ath thoon ath we git in the dor cwothed behind uth and dithpaperwed... dithapeer... wint away and all we cud thee wath thome wound thtairth and a cupple dorth but not the won we came thru cuz wike i thaid ith gon now. we twied to go up tha thtairth a cuple tiemth but we kept gettin put in tha thame woom ovew and ovew agin. tho we dethided to jutht go thwu tha dubble dorth and wat do u no we fownd EVIN MOR DORTH man ther wath a buncha them on both thideth of tha hall way.   each dor had thome wurdth on it wich i twied to weed ath gud ath i cud with thith nu hemmet i got. it turnd owt to be a big widdle not a widdle one but u no wike a big widdle that u haf to anther a twiky kwethchin u no wat i meen. n e way we had a hawd tiem figgurin it owt. kimiweel wath wike thewe awe thith miny dorth befowe they thtawt to wepeet and im wike well wat if we opin tha dor that hath that nubmer on it and he wath wike yah i gueth we can twy that. tho we did and taddah it opind and it workd i wath tho thupwithed.   now wer in a thik jungel with thome big thingth fwyin in the air but we cant weewy thee wat they awe tho we jutht keep goin and i keep my i on them. we fownd a hyuge hoe in the gwownd with thome thtairth goin down to a dor and thome corptheth down their. ath we awe walkin down i herd thome thkweechin fwom abov uth and im wike HAY GUYTH WE GOT TUWBBEL COMIN and now we fiting thome mantecowth. ther vewwy high above uth and can keep ther dithtanthe fwom uth tho ith gonna be hawd to fite but jutht thin fwaya wath wike i got a new twik chek thith owt AND SHE OPIND A DOR IN THE WALL THAT OPIND OWT FWOM A TWEE ABOVE UTH HOW COOL ITH THAT and im wike wer hath that bin all thith tiem fwaya thath tho cool. tho we wint thwu and wath abel to fite them a wot eathier cuz of her new twik. we finawway chathe them away and we keep goin down the hoe.   kimiweel chekd the cowptheth and jutht fownd thome munny on them tho we jutht opind the dorth and wint inthide. he thujethted that we chek fow twapth but we dont find none and fwaya chekth fow invithibel peepl but donth find n e eether. thith pwathe hath a buncha hallwayth and dorth tho we jutht make are way to each won at a tiem and thee wath they hav. one had thome bedth one wath a wibwawy won wath wike a wounge awea with anothew woom with thome dethtkth and a buk and thtuff. but we did find a woom with thome gowd on tha fwoor and thome thkullth that cud catht fier at uth and they jutht keep comin bak to wife aftew a wile wich wath vewy annoyng. wondaline notithd a theekwet dor in the thtkull woom and win she opind it we fownd a maze with a buncha twapth all awound. betwene wondaline and kimiweel and fwaya and me we wath finawwy abel to make it thwu the mathe but wondaline got hit weel hawd with a fitht comin owt of tha wall THAT WATH THO FUNY I WAFFD THO HAWD OH MY GOTH I THINK I CWIED WAFFING THO HAWD be she wath fine tho.   aftew makin are way thwu the mathe we wint bak to tha bedwoom to thweep and heal up. wondaline can thtay up all nite but she needth won of uth to thtay up wong enuf for her to git her thpelth and thtuff bak and thin she can do tha wetht of the nite herthelf. wuckiwy nuthin hapind overnite. win we waked up kimiweel thummind a cool thewetihthial... thwethtaliel... thtawwy wookin horthe dog. im wike if ith a horthe and a dog mabee we call it whinny the poodle hahaha they waffd and it maid me feel gud i towd a gud joke but it wath won of thothe joketh that i caint tell if they wath waffing cuz it wath gud or waffing cuz it wath bad u no wat i meen. n e way kimiweel thaid whinny the poodle can heel uth tho thath alwayth a gud thing.   evinchuawwy we find mowe dubbel dorth and opin them and ith jutht a HYUGE woom with jutht a pathway ahed of uth with fwoting thtachooth on both thideth and ith jutht nuthin but bwack awownd uth up and down and weft and wite. i git down on mah bewwy and put my awm down into tha void jutht to thee if it wath fake and nope it definitewy ithnt fake cuth my awm jutht wint below the path and i cudnt thee n e thing down their tho im wike guyth wach owt thith ith the weel deel. fwaya said she cud tell ther ith more majikal thignelth ow thomethin comin fwom thith woom tho be caweful. wondaline thot ther mite be pwesher pwateth that wud maik twapth go off if we thtept on them tho she warnth uth to wach are thtep. thin i wemembew i can fwy agin thinthe we tuk a nap and im wike well i can jutht fwy awownd behind the thtatchooth and thee if they hav a buttin or thomethin to turn them off but i cudnt find one.   ath thoon ath i got behind the firtht thtatchoo a gost man guy popd up in fwont of the wetht of the pawty neer the dor we came in and he thaid another widdle. he wath wike WAT ITH UR NAIM and we told him are nameth and he wath wike WAT ITH UR KWETHT and we wath wike we r gettin wid of evil and then he wath wike WHAT ITH THE THPEED VITHCOTHITY OF UNWEDDED DWAGINTH or thomething and we wath wike well wat color dwaggin or do u meen a metal one and he wath wike I DONT NO THAT and thin HE GOT BLOWED OFF THE PATHWAY AND JUTHT FAIL DOWN and we wath wike whoa we gotta wach owt for shure here. thuddenwy thome of the thtatchooth thtawted movin so we had to take thim owt. thay kept twyin to gwab uth and thwow uth down into tha void but motht of the tiem we ethcapd but kimiweel got gwabbd and dwopped and were all wike OH NO KIMIWEEL ITH FAWWING WE GOTTA HEP HIM but wike he kep fawwing down and down agin and down agin. he jutht kept poppin back up where he wath dwoppd fwom and it dint wook wike he wath gettin hurt eech tiem he wint down tho im wike well im gonna take owt thethe guyth befowe twying to help him from fawwing mor. i bet that wath a fun twip though he wath fawwing tho fatht it akshuwwy wookd kinda fun. duwing the fite fwaya wath abel to pull him owt of the fall with anuther new twik with thome whitening thing she hath now wich wath thuper awethome and put him bak onto the pathway tho he cud help uth keel the wetht of thethe thatchooth wich we do.   fwaya thaid she needed to wetht a widdle bit. not a widdle wike befowe but u no for jutht a widdle amownt of tiem. thith widdle thtuff ith confuthing u no wat i meen. tho we wethted and wint bak to the pathway and made are away acwoth it vewy cawefuwy and nuthin happind.   we opin tha dorth at the end of tha pathway and now were in another hyuge woom with piwwarth and thatchooth and acwoth the woom we thee yolanda and she wath wike hi welcom to my tower or thomethin i dunno i jutht wanted to thtawt the fite but she thtawted tawkin thome moer athking wondaline why she wath hiding but she wathnt hiding and im just wike if ur a withard y ith ur wibwawy tho thmall and sheth wike yah i no ith thmall and wish it wath bigger and im wike well i saw a bigger won in a canyon and sheth wike ooh were ith it i gotta vithit and im wike well i cant tell you that for fwee and sheth wike well mabee we can maik a deel and im wike ya no i dont think we can so she waithed her wod and teweported and dithpaperprerd. the fite ith on.   fwaya ith the onwy won of uth who can thee her cuz she made it tho she can thee invithible thingth so she just wurkd on yolanda wile the wetht of uth workd to taik down all the thtatchooth that thtawted movin win she held up her wod. kimiweel mutht hav thomethin agintht thtatchooth cuz man he wath takin them down weft wite and thinter it wath tho cool to thee him doing tho gud. it dint take fwaya vewy wong to take owt yolanda she did that fatht. she thaid she cud tell she wath twyin to git away but cudnt befowe fwaya got the final bwow on her and tuk her down fow gud. awthom job fwaya.   we tuk her wod and her thpailbuk and her jernel and wotth of other thtuff bak to uthiwithwthtu and the gliden iwon and they wath hapy and thaid they wud make gud uthe of the new touwer.   dwaugnir i hope u are pwowd of uth. i hope evwything ith goin gud for my famiwy and i cant wate to find them agin. i no it theemth wike im takin a wong tiem but im twyin to git thtwonger tho i can taik on all thothe bad guyth that tuk me fwom them and sho them they methd with tha wong dwaggin. thank u.

5.3 Camp Firefield (Milestone: 7th Level!)

sooo... thith ith kinda a wong thtowy tho i will twy to keep it showt cuz i cant wembeber evwything that hapind. n e way thith guy velthor thaid he needed uth to keel thith othew vawokth guy cuz he didnt wike him ow thomethin tho we wath wike ya wel do it tho he towd uth where to go to find him. he towd uth abowt a tint to go in and it wath bigger inthide than it wath owtthide i dunno how that can hapin but it wath twue.   win we find the tint we thee it hath a ton of hogbobwinth awound it but hafethnee utheth a thpail to awwow uth to get in the tint without them theein uth tho that wath cool. we git in thewe and ith kinda wike nite tiem but ith diffewent ith hawd to ekthpwane. thewe awe thome wurdth fwotin in the air but we cant weed it but hafethnee fownd a hand thtikin owt of tha gwownd and it wath atachd to a bodey with a helmit on it. wethin wath wike hewe wowy put it on and thee if u can weed thothe wurdth and im wike do u no who i am i cant weed them O MY GOTH I CAN WEED THEM NOW thith ith tho weerd. it thaid thomethin abowt actin thteel tho wethin thaid o we gotta be thtelthy tho we twied that but it dint wurk. im wike alwite evwybody thtay ath thteel ath u can and jutht imajin urthelf thomewhere elthe and that wurkd it opind a cuppel powtalth to tha nektht pwathe.   thith ith wher evwything kinda thtawted being a bwur to me. fwom hewe we fot a buncha hobgobwinth of all kinda typeth all thwu thith tint pwathe. we thaw thome wike fwyin thingth that thwu deth thtuff at uth and thin we thaw thome fier guyth and thome maje guyth and thome twooper guyth and thome wike awmowed guyth ow thomethin and thome that cud heel. we fot are way thwu a bunch of thethe aweath and we wethted uthing wethinth tiny hut tho nuthin cud meth with uth duwing the niteth and hafethnee kep uth fwom goin hungwy with her bewwyth tho we dint evin haf to find food tho that wath vewy cool to. i think fwaya had the wortht tiem hewe cuz motht of are enemeeth theemd okay with fier and thatth abowt all she hath for thpelth i felt kinda thad for her but she thtill did weewy gud.   we did thee a hyuge guy they cald a thwotter deemin i think he wath weewy big and had wike eweventeen awmth and hit weel hawd but we tuk him down. wethin got thome gud hith on him and i thomehow thpwit him in haf with the dawk tendwilth fwom my tatu tho that wath cool awtho. hafethnee did tho gud keepin uth awive and heeld all the tiem wile we wer hewe.   thin we fownd vawokth finawy and wath abel to take him owt pwetty eethy. we make a gud teem. he twied to tewepowt but heth kinda thiwwy cuz he wint wite into the cowner were we cud all git to him tho i meen he kinda made it eathy fow uth. aftew we kild vawokth the otherth jutht kinda wint down with him wike they gave up. we fownd thome vewy cool thtuff to.   dwaugniw im thowwy i cant wemembew evwything tho gud we thpint a wong tiem here and a buncha dayth tho u no im not gud with wemembewin evwything but i twied to tell u all the good thtuff at weatht. i hope u r doin gud. pweathe tell my famiwy im thtill gonna find em ath thoon ath i can. i hope they r ok.

5.2 Nature's Rage

sooo... i herd that tha mayer of giwwyfwee needth thome hewp findin who kild a famiwy thewe tho i fownd thwan and thin we fownd a cuppel nu peepel i never theen befow to help uth. the woman wady wath naimd twitha and she wath pwetty cul she had a thord and wike a thowthand matheth and she thaid the wath a pawadin and she had cool wed eyeth and she kinda tall to. she thaid the ith twyin to bwake away fwom hew famiwy and im wike i cant imajin that cuz i wuv my famiwy and mith them tho much and want too thee them agin thomeday and figgur owt wat hapind. the othew guy wenfeewd wath thuper weerd he jutht kept thmiwing and waffing at me and he opind hith hand and ther wath a buncha cokwocheth and he wath wike eet one tho i did and it wath okay i gueth but he theemd nithe tho we wet him join uth on thith mishin.   n e way we git to giwwyfwee and find tha mayer and he towd uth to go chek the maner tho we wint up thewe and we wath abel to tawk to the gostth of the famiwy. kinda thcawy at fiwtht but i got uthed to it. thay thaid a dwooid cald cawethe maid the animelth go cwathy and kill them all and they wath wike if u can avinje uth well tell u were thome twesuwe ith and we wath wike hek ya. the mayer awtho thaid he wud giv uth thome munny if we cud git the dwooid tho that wath evin beter.   we git to the zoo pawt of the pwathe and wenfeewd jutht cwimeth up the wall wike ith nuthin thath vewy cool he can do that. he thaid he can thee thome pinth with aminalth in thome of them but thin we thee thome thcowpienth comin fwom the thide tho we gotta taik thim owt firtht. thay twied to poithin me but i wath abel to shaik it off but man they hit hawd ath hek owch.   aftew kiwwin the thcawpienth thwan withenth at the dor but dothnt heer n e thing. wenfeewd goeth over tha wall agin and opinth the dor fwom inthide and wetth uth in. thwan notithed thome pawpwinth all over tha pwathe tho we gotta wach owt for woothe animelth. we kan thee thome aipth and a whino but they wook wike there in there cajeth tho we dont pay them much attinshin. awtho thewe ith wike peepel boneth all ovew and the gwath ith all wed thath weerd.   i notith a dor on the other thide and go to it and withen i can here thomewon tawkin in their and tell the otherth that im gonna jutht cwak the dor opin a wittle bit tho i can thee if i can undewthtand wat they r thaying but ath thoon ath i cwak the dor opin twitha jutht nokth me owt of the way and barjeth in tho much for bein thneeky i gueth. inthide we find tha dwooid cawethe and sheth a old wady feeding a buncha thnaketh wat wookth wike hyumin fingerth and toeth thath thuper gwoth. we thtawk athkin her y she kild the famiwy and thtuff. she thaid thomethin abowt how she dothnt fowwow the waw of the wand or thomethin and she thot they needed to be punishd for thomething. were wike u cant do that tho we twied to ty her up with a wope wich wurkd for a wittle bit but thin SHE TURND INTO A BWOWN BARE AND GOT WEEL BIG tho the fite ith on now she athked fow it tho now sheth gonna git it. i think she fownd evwy aminel in tha wurld cuz thay jutht keep comin. i did my betht to howd them off but i wan owt of poshinth tho i had to call on thwan and twitha to heel me. ith a gud thing they did cuth we wath fitin big beethtth wike wionth and bareth and cwocdawileth and thpiderth and aipth and eegelth and whinoth o my it witterawwy wath a zoo in hear but we got em down and finawwy tuk owt cawethe. thwan evin twied to taim a tiger but it wathnt withening to him tho we had to taik it owt to.   we wint bak to tha famiwy and the mayer and they paid uth and towd uth were all that hiddin tweshure ith and we got that thtuff to. im gwad we cud help thith famiwy cuth i no if my famiwy needed help id be ther fow them jutht wike that.   i mith them tho much.

5.1 Cult of the Dusk

sooo... i wint bak to witethpawow to thee if the sherf needth n e mowe hep and wile im thittin in the evrshadey tavrin i met thome new peepl naimd wethin and thwan and thunaweer. i wath jutht abowt to tawk to them to intwoduth mythelf but thin thome majik withardth bwoke thwu the dor in the tavrin and made witening come down and hit a buncha peepl hewe tho we had to put a thtop to that weel quik. the fite dint watht wong ath we wath much thtwonger than them thwan got the watht hit on the guy with the witening thkwole. wat wath weerd wath that win he casted the witening fwom the thkwol the thkwol dint go away wike nowmal thkwoleth. thath not wite. i pikd it up and gaiv it to thunaweer ath he wookd wike he mite no wat it ith but he dint weewy no to much eether. i will wet them taik cawe of that cuz i dont uthe majik.   well hewe cometh the sherf agin i feel wike i bin theein her a wot watewy and she wookth wike sheth jutht totawwy dun with all the cwap thath bin goin on awownd hear. she thaid mowe of thethe cult peepl in bwak and perpl wobeth hav showd up wethentwy and she needth a gwoop of peepl to deel with it and she thaid we wook wike we cud take cawe of it and were wike yah well do it. we fownd a map one of the guyth had that showth a camp and a obthverto... obthervaroty... a pwathe up hi on a mowntin were u can thee a buncha thtuff awownd it.   we dethided to hed to the camp firtht to thee if we cud git n e cwuthe abowt who thethe bad guyth awe. win we find the camp there ith a thurkel of fier pitth awownd a pile of thome bwack ash and thomewon dwawd thome kinda majik gwifth with it. thunaweer theeth a peeth of paper in it and pikd it up and win he pikd it up the fierth all wit up gween and thome shadow guyth popd owt of the fier. tiem to fite. well befowe i had a chanth to hit n e thing thunaweer kild a buncha them by doin thome cool bwite wite thtuff and wethin finisht them off wit hith gunth tho that wath quik.   they wed the peetheth of papew and thaid thith wath pawt of a jernle fwom thomewon cald thewen i think and he wath all wike IM GONA FIND THITH OVEWAN GUY AND WIN I DO IM GONA DETHTWOY EVWYWON THAT WONGED ME and we wath wike whoa mabee we need to find thith ovewen man and do thomethin abowt him. wile they wath weedin the buk i stompt owt the fierth and put durt on em tho they cudnt lite up agin and thin i wint a nokd owt the weerd gwifs on the gwownd.   we dethide we beter keep goin to the mowntin pwathe and finawy we git ther and haf to wawk up a buncha thtepth with the cwiff on are thide tho we gotta be thuper caweful tho we dont fall down thewe cuz that wud be vewy bad. wuckiwy we maik it no pwobwem but win i turnd the cowner and fownd the tower i got shot at by thome awchewth in tha windoze. thwan and me wath wike welp we gonna wush the dor tho we did and i bweethd fier on tha dor and he nokd them down tho we cud git inthide. we wath abel to take them owt eethy.   there ith a buncha bukth hewe but the otherth thaid thethe aint the bukth we wookin for but they did find a wownd thtaircathe goin down down down. befowe we go that way wethin thtopth me and givth me a wand to help find twapth and he shode me how to uthe it tho i go ahed and it workth it fownd one with a twipwarr and wthin ditharmd it.   thin we keep goin and find a woom with tonth of bodeeth on the fwor and thtachooth with weppinth and a weerd map on the fwor. thewe awe a wot mor of thothe bwack and purpel robe guyth ded in hewe tho we gotta be caweful not to git ded to. thewe awe thome mowe gwifth but thith tiem thwan can weed them and heth wike it thayth onwy the wite of the godth will cweer the path and we wath wike well u got thome god wite and he wath wike yah i do tho he wit up hith sord and thwammed it on the gwownd and BOOM THE DOR OPIND UP that wath awethome.   we go thwu the dor and now we owthide agin but thewe ith thome buk shelfth up hewe and we awe thuper hi up the cwiff ith wike a canyin and we gotta be caweful not to fall down jutht wike watht tiem. tho we keep goin and i go acwoth the bwije ahed and find thome bwood and a shoo and a buk. i pikt up the buk and gaiv it to thwan cuz he can weed and heth wike ith calld the buk of fwameth but thin befowe we cud do n e thing elthe we git hit by thome tinticalth and wook up and ther ith a woper up above. i wath too buthy wachin my thtep to wook up and thee it and now wer in twubble agin thowy guyth. well i cant weech it with my akth tho i haf to shoot it with my cwothbow. it geth thwan and pulth him up to him tho we cant weech him now but thin it gwabbd me and tuk me up thew to and im wike oh yah thith ith were i wanna be. hit bite me and it huwt weel bad but i gotta do wat i can wile heth got me neer him tho i thwing my gwatethord awownd and git thome gud hith and evenchuwy we kill it and it dwopth thwan and me. wuckiwy we wand on the bwije but that wath cwothe.   we take a showt wetht befowe we keep goin. win evewybody ith weddy we keep goin thwu the hallway and i here thome voitheth but i dont no wat there thayin. i git too cwothe and one voithe wath wike show urthelf tho im wike okay and pop awound the cowner. welp i pwobaby shudnt hav dun that cuz they wath weddy. we fownd owavin and a buncha hith goonth. i chargd foward but thin one of them wath able to keep me fwom movin tho i cudnt fite and they jutht kept hitin me and hitin me. thwan wath abel to keep thome of them hitin me by putting thome kinda sheeld on me ow thomethin tho that wath gud but then wethin stept in and made the guy keepin me fwom movin stop keepin me fwom movin and now i can move tho ath thoon ath i tuk a thwing the sheeld wint away but at weetht i can help now. but thin the guy did it agin and thith time it wathted a wot wonger. and thin ath thoon ath wethin wath abel to git it off me agin owavin caim awound the cowner and hit me big tiem and i dont wemembew much aftew that cuz i wint down. the nektht thing i wemembew ith wookin up at thunaweer who gaiv me a heewin poshin to git me bak up, i thank him and thtand up and taik thome thwingth at watevr ith cwothetht to me and thin i duk behind cover tho they cant hit me. i take thome tiem to wecovew a bit befowe hedding bak in the woom. i thwow my javlin of witening at thome guyth and won of them ith hit but i mitht the othew won. thwan got a big hit on the wobed guy and tuk him owt. thin wethin gave me a poshin and moovd away for a better shot tho i tuk the poshin wich made me feel a wot beter. the onwy guy weft now ith owavin who nokd me owt earwier tho i walkd up to him and brot the pain as i wath wike u made me mad and thin tuk ith hed off thending it fawwing down the deep pit nektht to uth.   finawy we can taik a bwake for a bit. we make shure nuthin ith comin up hewe and thin thtawt wooking awound at wat we can find. we fownd wotth of cool thtuff and i got a new thord tho i cant wate to tetht it owt it evin hath thome fanthy julth on it tho ith pwetty and feelth nithe.   in the midel of the woom ith a valt hangd up by thome chainth wite over the pit. wethin twied to opin the vault wile we waited behind the piwwarth in the woom but he got totawwy bwathted by thome shadow majik ow thomethin it hurt him weel bad. we dethided ith betht not to twy agin tho we thtawted undoin the chainth to thend the vault and watever ith inthide down into the pit. but im wike wat if we do that and it thummonth thomething or maketh thingth worth and we dethided it wath jutht betht to wet the thing go down the hole wather than wet anybody who findth it hav it. tho we undid the chainth and down down down it wint into the hole. we never evin herd it hit the gwound tho it mutht be a thuper deep hole thath cwazy.   tho we taik a wong wetht befowe hedin bak to witethpawow to git are paymint. the sherf ith hapey to thee uth and thankth uth fow doin that for them. thwan dethided to go bak home wile wethin and thunaweer want to go bak to the wibwawy to thtudy. i wath gonna go home but dethided to thtay with them to pwotekt them tho we wint bak up the mowntin to the wibwawy for a few dayth. i wet them do motht of the wookin awownd thinthe i cant maik n e thenthe owt of the bukth but i did find won thcwol. i showd it to them and they towd me it was a fweething thfere thpeil tho that wath cool haha i maid nother joke thath funy.   thin we weft and hedded home. we made thome pwetty gud muny thith week tho i mite haf to do that agin thometime. that wath fun ekthept for the hole almotht dying thing.

4.12 Flesheaters (Milestone - 5th Level)

sooo... i herd abowt thethe guyth cawd the fwesheetrth ow thomethin tho i wint and got wondaline and she wath wike yah il help u but were gonna need thome mowe help tho we fownd thome new peepl. they wath kawa and thindwi. kawa thaid she ith a awtifithew who can maik cool thtuff tho i showd her thteven but she dint theem vewy impwethd. she towd me she maikth poshinth and thingth that awe akshuwy utheful tho thath cool but i got a fwend naimd thteven tho thath cool to. thindwi ith thuper cool cuth he hath fier hare but it doethnt burn him and wike it gwowth wike fier to tho ith eathy to find him in the dawk. he doethnt weewy tawk much tho tho i dont no to much abowt him. i showd him the bwonthe thkull that thkweemth win u wook at it and he thaid he wath amyuthed but i dont think n e won wewwy caweth to much abowt my thingth tho i jutht put it bak in mah bag.   n e way win we git to whitethpawow thith guy cometh wunnin in cuverd in bwood and wookin pale ath a gost at the thame tiem and heth thkweemin fow hep. he thaid heth not hurt but hith thtable guy ith and he comed hewe to thee if n e body cud help. he taketh utht to hith fawm and we thee a buncha withardfoke eetin a guy and thin we fot them off. kawa and thindwi can do thome cool thtuff wike kawa can wook wike a beetht and catht thpailth and thindwi can moov awownd and tewepowt weel gud and she can awtho catht thpelth to. and wondaline showth off a new thing she wearned were she can heel peepl if thomebody hith them and she ith cwothe enuff. that hewpd me owt a wot. win were dun fitin thethe guyth we thee thome thwee cwawd mawkth on them tho we figgur ith pwobbawy fwom a cult ow thomethin. i wath abel to thee were they caim fwom tho at weatht we can fowwow a twail.   thin we thaw that a buncha peepl fowwowed uth fwom town to the fawm and they all gather awound to thee whath goin on and won guy ith gettin yeld at. hith naim ith vilek and they thaid he had to be the won hu bwot them in cuz he doeth twading with them. wondaline tawkth with the guy and she findth owt that he cud have thome gud infowmayshin to hewp uth put a end to thethe guyth agin. he menshinth the fwesheeterth tho we no wer on the wite twack.   we wet him taik uth to hith wizardfoke fwindth that he thaid he dealth with and win we git there there ith a buncha them ded buy thome tweeth. we thee that thame thimble with the thwee cwawth on thethe guyth to thath not gud. we keep goin into the viwwage and meet the weeder ewdel owaith. wondaline tellth her wat we fownd and she doethnt wook happy but who wud. she towd uth thome hithtowy but i dint pay attenshin cuz i wath jutht weddy to fite the bad guyth who did thith and git them ded tho thethe guyth can mabe wiv in peethe agin.   we hed owt to find them and i dethieded to uthe my new bwonze thkweemin thkull to thee if it wud hewp uth no if wewath bein wachd. i towd evewyone dont wook at it that way if it thtawted thkweemin thin we new we pwobabwy wathnt awone. but we dint thee n e body until we got to thith giant canyin with thom hyuge thtatchuth. thindwi thaid her hok pet thaw thome enemeeth wike wat we fot alweddy tho we no wath comin. i taik the weed and hed into the ambush but we wath weddy fow it. but duwing the fite won of the withardfoke git away fwom me and tuk down thindwi. wondaline wath abel to get him up befowe they cud thtawt takin owt her owginth and thtuff tho thath gud but thith fite feeld a wittle hawder for thome weathin but we got them down finawy. that fite tuk a wot owt of uth tho we dethided to take a wong nap but that wathnt a gwate ideea cuz in the middle of the nite we got atakd by A HYUG CWOCADIWE AND HE HIT VEWY HAWD thay had to wake me up to fite tho that dint hewp thingth but we did git him taiken down at weetht. but it wath werth it cuz it had a fwying bwoom and kawa got that she thaid she wath gonna be the whichy won haha.   finawy we finish are nap and keep goin. we fownd the wite pwathe evinchuwy. we no ith the wite one cuz ith a giant thkull with bwood watrfawth comin owt of ith eyeth. we cwoth the bwije and thee a buncha ded wizardfoke and thome in caijeth and thome gween potth and thome thombie wookin withardfoke and a guy who wookth wike heth doin a wichual. he thaid he wud devowr uth and hith god ith hungwy or thomethin. wite in the midel of the fite i bwakd owt and dont wemembew a wot but thindwi towd me i atakd him and i wath wike IM THO THOWWY I DINT MEEN TO I DONT NO WUT HAPPIND and he wath wike that guy towd u to do it and u wookd wike he wath contwowing u and i wath wike whoa i dont wike that. we git him taiken owt tho and now ith all gud. kawa got the kiwwing bwow on him maikin him shater into wike eweventy hundwed peetheth cuz she fwoze him to deth. that wath tho cool haha git it cuz ith ithe and ith cool. i dint meen to tel a joke.   windaline fweed the withardfoke in the pwithonth ath we therch for utheful thtuff. we fownd thome gud thtuff wike a thtaff and thome kinda thing that wondaline put in her eer and she thaid she cud here peepl tawkin.   it theemth thewe may be mowe to thith thtowy than we no abowt.

3.2 Here We Go Again (Milestone - 4th Level!)

sooo... i got thom muny the watht tiem i had to go owt tho i dethided i wud git a tatoo becuz i here they make u thtwonger ow thomethin tho y not u no. win i wint to git it the guy towd me that i had to dwaw it on mythelf tho he gaiv me tha needel and thwapd it on mah arm and it thtawted gwowing with magik and i dwawd thomethin that make me think of dwaugniw cuz he help me a wot win im fitin. tha guy thaid aww i had to do wath thay a magik wurd and it wud help me owt tho ill haf to twy it out waiter. and i pikt up thome mowe heewing poshinth to jutht in cathe.   n e way i thaw matilda tawkin with a cupple othew peeple tho i wint ovew there and met thome nu fweindth naimd hafethnee and twethnek. hafethnee ith wike thith cwewik ow thomethin and twethnek wookth wike a thneeky bawd cwiminel and vewy thort. we dint git much tiem to tawk with eech othew befowe the pewthon they wath tawkin too thint uth away to the hangin twee tavrin to git the hed of the weeder of the ivowy thwone and my fwindth keepth cawin it tha iwon thwone and im wike man u guyth dint withen did u he thaid ivowy not iwon haha.   tho now we hed off to find tha tavwin in the thity and finawwy we git there and nobody ith owtthide and the pwathe doethnt evin hav n e windoth ith kinda kweepy wookin to me it duthnt wook wite. we go inthide and shur enuff thewe ith a buncha peeple in hear they r dwinkin and eetin and havin a gud tiem. we wok over to tha bar and akth the guy if he nose abow the iwon thwone. im not vewy gud at tawkin to peeple tho i jutht wet the otherth tawk inthted. thin we go tawk to tha bownther by the dor and heth wike if u giv me muny ill tell u wat to order and matilda wath wike thath a wot of muny jutht to no wat to order and we wath all wike NO HETH TEWWIN U THE CODE TO GIT THE INFURMAYSHIN. n e way we payd him and he towd uth to akth for a boywowing owil tho we wint bak to the bartinder and akthd for that and thin he got all thewiuth and towd uth that he wath akshuwy the guy we wath wookin for.   we towd him that thomewon thint uth to kill him but we wud go away if he wud giv uth mowe than what thay wath gonna giv uth. he got all mad and the wights wint wed wich ith my favowit cowor tho that wath cool but thin he was wike OR and he shuk the thalt thaker and dithpeapr... dithapreer... vanithed and aww of a thuddin we wath fitin. we tuk them down kwik enuff and wath abel to git are muny bak fwom the bounther we kild. thin matilda fownd the weerd majik thalt tahker and thtawted thakin it. she thaid WHOA I FEEL WIKE IM GONNA GO AWAY SHUD I THTOP and we wath wike no keep goin becuth we gotta git that guy. she twied to take me with her but win the thalt thaker workd she jutht wint away and the thalt thaker just fald to tha gwownd. tho we all gwabd it and thook it up to and thin we all endid up in anothew bar wookin woom jutht wike we wath in but now thew wath a buncha guyth in hewe and a big ivowy thwone with wakthovar thittin on it. i think we fownd the wite pwathe.   wakthevar ith wike welp u fownd me now u can choothe deth or imwitpon... impwithnmtn... go to pwithon and thin twethnek cathted a thpale and the fite wath on. the firtht thing whakyvar did wath to twy to thcawe uth and it akshuwwy wurkd ekthept hafethnee dint theem to thcawed of him. but mabee she shudv bin thcawed cuth she wint down fatht win whakyvar wath all wike IM GONNA DO IT MYTHELF and wint nutth on her and matilda. twethnek hid behind a tabel and some chareth in hith dawk ball and i wath twyin to keep evwythin elthe fwom evwywon elth but i culdnt do it cuth i wath thuwowndid by orkth. he wath abel to taik me down awtho and aftew that i dont wemembew n e thing.   matilda thaid she towd him we wud wurk for them ow thomethin and twethnek twied to git away but didnt make it. they cot all of uth and tuk uth into the pwithon jutht wike they thaid they wud. at weatht they dint kill uth but now i geth we will haf to work are way owt or hope to git wethkude.   i feel wike i bin in thith thithuwa... thtuthcuwaysh... kind of pwathe befowe.   dwaugniw i got a tatoo of u on my showder now tho im hopin u can help uth owt yet agin that wud be awethom thankth.

3.1 A Most Unexpected Reunion

sooo... i herd thomewon tawkin abowt a artefakt at a doorfin valt makin animelth and thtuff go cwazy tho im wike well ill chek it owt and thee wath goin on with that. well it turnth owt that jafaw and varkith herd the thame thing tho i gwoopd up with them agin and thith time we not gonna git got by thom gobwinth we gonna taik cawe of it fow weel thith tiem. AND THIN WE FOWND WONDALINE WIKE WAT ITH SHE DOIN HEWE FIRTHT I THAW MATILDA AND NOW I THEE WONDALINE WAT ITH GOIN ON? at fiwtht she dint theem to wegconiz.... wecgonzie... no me but i toad her abowt how i new her and wan awound with her in the old pwathe we caim fwom and i wath wike didint u die in the wava win you jumpt in to dethtwoy the curthd wing ow thomethin and thuddenwy she wath wike howd u no that and i thaid thee i new u wath wondaline! and thin im wike do you poop and she cwearwy dint wike me athkin her that tho i new for shure she wemembewed me. but she thaid she cudnt wemembew a wot abowt wat happind to her but i wath able to make her wemembew. i thaid ith tho gud theein u agin but she thtill didnt wook wike she wath totawwy on bord with it tho i jutht wet it go for now.   n e way we maid ow way to witethpawwow and fownd the guy we wath pothed to tawk to tho we tawkd to him and he wath wike u guyth gotta git to the mineth and figgur owt wat happind to the miner ekthpwowewth cuz i havint herd fwom them for a while but he didnt wanna go up thewe himthelf cuz he hath to thtay hewe and dwink ow thomethin. i noticed he wath wering a gowd pindint with a helmit and akth on it. i didnt athk abowt it cuz i didnt think to do it at the time. he dwawd uth a map and showd uth how to git there tho off we wint to the gowdpeek mowntinth mineth.   aftew a few dayth we finawwy fownd the wite awea. varkith and jafaw thint theiw hokth up to thee if thewe wath n e thing danjrith ahed and they caim bak and towd them abowt thom wuffth and im wike ya we can take them owt eethy and tho we did. thay wath big wuffs but we got em no pwobwem. wookth wike thay jutht got dun eetin cuz they weft a wot of ded animleth tho maybe we awe on the wite twack now. wondaline notithd that ith not jutht the wuffs that wookd beatin cuz it wookth wike a buncha the animelth hew hav bite mawkth and cwaw mawkth on them por thingth. we gotta git thith thing befow it can dethtwoy evwything awownd hewe.   we keep goin and evintuawwy we find a cave with a camp in it. thith mutht be the mineth. but befow we go in we thee thome weiwd wookin dogth with mowe than won hed iv never theen a dog wike that. well ith time to put them down i guetth tho off we go fiting them. they wath pwetty eethy two cuz it dint take a wong time to fite them but they did bite me a buncha timeth tho now we gonna wetht fow a wong time thinth we got a camp wite hewe tho we mite ath well uthe it. oh i fowgot to menshin the doorf bodieth awound hewe it wookth wike they got got by the wuffs so now we gotta move them away fwom the tenth tho we can uthe them. jafaw thaid he can thet up an awawm thpel tho if n e thing caim at uth at nite he wud wake up and thin wake uth up to fite if we had too. wukiwy we didnt haf to cuz nuthin caim.   we waked up and made shur to wook thwu evwything hewe to thee if we can find any woot and we did. the doorfth had thome munny and won of the cwateth had a buncha gowd bawth. thay had that thame pitcher of the helmit and akth that the doorf at the witethpawwow wath werin. tho we definitwy fownd tha wite pwathe. we gather it up and take it with uth into the cave. wondaline towd uth that wile we wath wethtin she cud here the song with a mewody. i thaid i cudnt hewe it tho i akthed her if she cud thing the thong fow uth but she didnt wanna thing it but thin i herd thomethin and wookd awownd. jafaw and varkith hewd it two and win we wookd bak at wondaline she wath wike wat r u all wookin at and im wike WONDALINE FAWTED I NEW IT I TOWD U and thin im wike how wong hav u bin howdin that in cuth it thtinkth wike cwazy. gud fow u wondaline mabee we can git u thome food to see if u can poop now!   n e way we twy to be thooper quite walkin thwu the cave cuz who nothe wath awownd the cownew. well the firtht thing we come up to ith a big hole in tha gwownd and the onwy way acwoth it ith a cupple bordth that go over it. jafaw can make it eethy cuz he can fwy but the wetht of uth cant tho we gotta be caweful. win jafaw ith on the othew thie im wike wat if we take won of thethe bordth and move it over to the othew won to make it a bit eethier to git acwoth and jafaw ith wike ya thath a gud idea and im wike man thomethimeth i impweth mythelf i wat hapy i caim up with that idea. jafaw helpd me moov it over and he tied it up to the other uthin hith wope and thin we all got acwotth nuthin to it.   up ahed wondaline wint firtht cuz she can thee and hewe beter than uth. thin they towd me to take it up the wear thinthe wondaline was up fwont and they thtawted waffin and im wike wath tho funy and jafaw thaid oh nuthin wowy ur jutht awethome and im wike aww thankth bud. i thtill dont no wat wath tho funy but watevr. ill jutht keep taking it up the wear and theein if n e thing cometh fwom our behind.   jutht thin wondaline thtepd on thomethin and made the pwathe come awive tho ith time to fite agin. thith time we tuk down thom onkegth and thewe wath a big dead withard wookin thing in the midel of the woom. thome mowe onkegth joind in but we tuk em all owt. we thaw thewe wath a bunch mowe doorfth in the hall ahed but they dint hav all their body parth they wath kinda thpewd all ovew the pwathe it wookd kinda nathty.   we wint into the nekth woom and now we cud all hewe the thong wondaline herd. it thowndid wike it wath comin fwom the wittle thtachue in the midel of the woom with a bwack pull awownd it. thewe wath a cuple other thatchueth here and wike eweventy chethtth and a ded doorf guy reeching fow a akth. wat the hek happind hewe? but thin ath i got cwother to the midel thtachue a gowd wobthew with tentacleth comin owt ith mowth came up fwom the bwack thtuff and gwabbd me with ith cwawth. varkith wondaline and jafaw wath wike oh no they got him but im wike ya ith got me wite were i want to be and jutht thtawted thwingin my thord. the othewth did a gwate job helpin to cuz we got him after a wittle bit. we did gud. appawentwy that thingth cald a chool ow thomethin iv never theen won befowe it akshuwy wookd kinda cool cuz it wath all gowd and thtuff.   jafaw thaid he thinkth ath wong ath that thtachue ith up itll keep thinging and making the animelth awownd hewe mad and cwazy tho we betr brake it and i wath wike thay weth and thtawted powndin on it awong with the otherth and we finawwy got it brokn. ath thoon ath it bwoke the bwack thtuff in the pull thtoppd wippewing and the thong thtoppd. it wath quite agin.   jafaw and wondaline thtaid in the woom to chek all the chethth and thtuff wile varkith and me wint owt into the hallway i towd him iv bin thwu enuff to no we shud thtep bak. ith a gud thing we did cuz aftew a cupple chethth one of them ekthpwodid into a big ol cwoud of thtuff that made jafaw and wondaline choke a bit but varkith and me wer gud owt here in the hallway. evintuawwy thay get thim all opin and we thpwit up evwything we fownd and wint bak to uwuthiwiuuwuiu.   awong the way i got to thinkin abowt wethr we shud take thith thtuff bak to the doorf guy in witethpawwow but i gueth the othewth dint wanna do that.   by the way dwaugnir if u can here me hear pweathe wet my pawenth no that im thtwill thinkin abowt them and i wanna git bak to them ath thoon ath pothibel. oh and thank u for wetting me thee wondaline agin it wath tho nithe to thee her after she thacwifithed herthelf to dethtwow that curthe. i thtill think abowt that thometimeth and how i wish i cudve thtoppd her and did thomethin myself. she wath vewy bwave. and now i git to tawk to her agin evin if she thtill doethnt wike me vewy much. i wondew if matilda nose sheth hear.   i wondew who elth i mite find.

3.0 Well, It's a Start

sooo... i herd thomewon tawkin abowt thith kween bagnad ow thomethin and how she needth to be kild or taiken bak to uthwiwiwu i dont no ekthakwy but i wath wike yah i cud do that. tho i fownd thome peepl to help me owt AND I FOWND MATILDA WIKE WAT ITH SHE DOIN HEWE wow i didnt think i wud thee her in thith thtwange pwathe! i dont evin no how i got hewe much weth how she got hewe to but thath pwetty cool that i alweddy no thomebody hewe. tho we teemd up and fownd thome othewth to go with uth one guy jafaw and hith hok naimd yawgo and the othow one varkith and he awtho had a burd naimd thwoop.   n e way we thtawn makin ow way awong the mane wode owt of town and awong the way we wath thtopd by thomebody who thaid thewe wath bandith neerby and thewe wath a bownty on thewe weeder the kween bagnad tho we new we wath in the white thpot. varkith fownd a thpot that didn't wook white and jafaw thenth hith burd up to wook awound in the air wile we wookd on the gwownd. he fownd a ton of twap dorth in the gwound and we fownd one that wathnt dithgis... dithgdised... hidden vewy well and tho we wint down into that won firtht. it opind weel eethy and we wint in. we thaw a dor and win matilda twied to open it the durt awownd uth thtawted fawwin in. it twapped jafaw and i helpd him owt of tha durt. appawentwy that wathnt evin a weel dor becuth we thtawted heewing footthtepth cwothe to uth and owt of nowere thome gobwinth caim to fite uth. well we tuk them owt tho eethy and WHOA WIN I GIT MAD IN THITH PWATHE I GIT BIG it maid me feel pwetty gud i kinda wike it.   well we dethided to taik a quik wetht befowe we kept goin. thin we wint to anuthr whole in the gwownd and thith one wint down pwetty deep tho we uthed a wope to go down. matilda wint firtht and towd uth she cud thee thome more gobwinth down thewe tho we had to be quite tho thay wudnt no we wath hewe. well u no me i cant go n e were quitewy i fell of the wope and made thome noithe but thay mutht not been paing atenshin cuth thay didnt hewe me. woo that wath cwothe. evewyone got down hewe withowt them noing it. jafaw gav me thome whitening on my thord and tode me i had to huwwy up befow it wint away tho i wushd in AND THEWE WER THO MINY PEEPL HERE but we tuk em down eethy too. thewe wath evin a fwying pig with a buncha wegs it kinda wookd wike a bat but not weewy ith kinda hawd to ekthpwain. matilda thot she wath gonna git thome bacin haha.   well we wethted agin and thin went on thwu a dor. in the woom wath a wikthey bawwel and it wookd wike thomewon wath pwayin wowwieth cuz they wath a buncha cointh and thome gween gwowy dithe. i tuk the dithe and matilda got the muny. jafaw took thome of the withkey in hith fwathk becuz he thaid he cud make it ekthpwode. that thowndth cool. we go thwu the nektht woom and fownd a gobwin in a caig. he thaid hith name wath toblob and that he cud hewp uth find tha kween bagnad and git wid of her. he thwore he wathnt kiding and wud hewp tho we wet him owt. he thaid he nose abowt all the thecwet dorth and thewe wath even won in thith woom that wud take uth wite to her. befowe we did that tho we tuk evewything we cud find fwom all the cwateth in thith woom. thin matilda opind the dor.   THEW WATH THO MINY GOBWINTH HEWE TO MAN I DONT NO WHER THAY ALL COM FWOM but we thtawted takin them down. the kween wath in hewe to. thethe guyth hit tho hawd we did all we cud but we jutht cudnt take em down. thay knocked uth owt aftew a wong fite and thin tuk all of ow thtuff and put it thomewher and then thwew uth in the caigeth wike we wath thome kinda pwithoner ow thomethin.   dwaugniw if u can hewe me in thith weerd pwathe we need ur help man we gotta git owt of hewe thomehow.