Gackhacker
King Gackhacker Froosle Newtnibbler
The King of the Newtnibbler Goblins, Gackhacker is obsessed with ancient and esoteric artifacts and lore.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Despite a spine shaped like a question mark, Gackhacker is incredibly fit and strong; although he hopes to end all of that someday, what with all the smoking.
Body Features
Gackhacker's spine is bent severely forward in the thoracic region.
Facial Features
The King's face is a sideways oval of crumpled up eyes and uneven lips. His nose sports huge nostrils, and random hairs poke out of his ear lobes and forehead.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Gackhacker is the third king of the Newtnibbler tribe of northern goblins.
Education
Completely self educated, Gackhacker can actually read and write both the Common tongue, and his own Goblin dialect.
Accomplishments & Achievements
He has kept his tiny tribe alive and flourishing in the shadow of a truly huge goblin organization in the mountains.
Failures & Embarrassments
He has not yet retrieved the Rod of Lordly Might that his forefathers once stole from the ancient Dwarves of the region, fair and square.
Mental Trauma
Being raised amongst Goblins. Gackhackers parents were...strict.
Intellectual Characteristics
For a goblin, Gackhacker is brilliant. Indeed, he is far from unintelligent, even to the educated and erudite among us.
Morality & Philosophy
Do as I say, not as I do. I'm better than you, and you'd best not forget that, worm.
Taboos
He finds kind hearted people to be predictable and disingenuous.
Personality Characteristics
Savvies & Ineptitudes
He is quite the war leader, and has taught his people "Pack Tactics"
Children
Quotes & Catchphrases
- We’re not lost. We belong where maps go blank.
- Spoken to a goblin warband wandering the dunes
- You call it poison. I call it spice.
- While chewing on a vividly toxic desert frog
- Newts know. They whisper. You just ain’t listening hard enough.
- Muttered during a long pause in royal court, staring at a rock
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