Session 14: Duel of the Dragon's Tongue written by Aurora, Adrian, Maya, and Tanya

~ Session 14: The Duel of the Dragon’s Tongue (Muffinpaws' Nightmare Blunt Rotation) ~   Azaloth hands Muffinpaws the newly acquired beans, who says “I love beans” in perfect common. Eating not one, but two beans, getting heartburn and taking bean damage before putting the bean bag in his pocket. Everyone travels back to the academy within 3 days with Lucienne, and classes begin again. At school, Azaloth has been struggling, his grades have been dropping and he’s been refraining from participation despite Alighieri trying his best to engage him. Leo however, is much more attentive, Cat even getting regular ass grades now instead of constantly failing. Professor Liir is happy Millie was able to help out Lucienne. Chateau is complimented for her ability to do a little bit of trolling. Cyrille ponders orbs floating around them. Nikola has created another antidote, which works, ending the vampirism permanently. Cat promptly tests this out, creating holy water to spray onto Leo which has no effect, confirming Nikola’s thoughts. Nikola then reveals his plans to turn human again, and then get turned back by Wyrd’s dad. Cat offers her holy water to Azaloth, but he turns it down because he is also from hell, but Muffinpaws asks for it instead and drinks it and pees in the corner of the classroom on some newspaper. Azaloth protests as Muffinpaws pisses even more. Hawthorne freaks out about the pee, and Cat and Muffinpaws accuse her of catphobia and stand together against her pisscrimination (piss discrimination). The Cats™ ratio everyone for being cringe and white and telling them to pee in the grass, Catrina says "ratio + you're white.” Wyrd does not roll a pissception check, but Cyrille tells them about seeing their dead moms, prompting Wyrd to discuss Cyrille's duties as a count and a student, having so much to cover along with their sister who is upset about her current situation. Wyrd and Cyrille have a moment, and they notice a sussy crow with blue eyes staring at them. Alighieri mentions birds trying to look at his notes, and Wyrd decides birds are sus. Chateau heads towards the cathedral to visit Shen, but Millie has been following her. Chateau immediately spots her, and they have an awkward discussion where she tries to lie about where she’s going. Shen cat appears at the wrong moment, and Millie figures out what’s going on between the two. Connecting the dots, Millie immediately cuts off the conversation as Chateau is finally able to make it to the cathedral. Château and Shen discuss his worries about the Sus Duke and his surveillance, Shen offering to meet Chateau at midnight in the graveyard. Later, there is a fratula double date, and some Muffinpaws shenanigans. Muffinpaws decides to be a cowboy and goes shopping with Alighieri. They go to a potion shop to cure Muffinpaw’s tummy ache and the shopkeeper is high as balls and speaks cat. Muffinpaws levitates and goes bald again (Bingus). The high as fuck tabaxi storekeeper roasts the FUCK out of Muffinpaws, but gives him a discount on the drugs. Muffinpaws shares his muffin-blunt nonetheless. They run into the girls at the festival, who are shopping for clothes and making Leo carry their bags on a cart he built. They inquire about his baldness and shop for kitty baby clothes with him. Muffinpaws brings the girls into an alleyway to take his drugs and summons a unicorn named Your Momma. He drinks a growth potion and becomes a human sized Paws. Large Paws weed farts into the street full of people, gets frightened and runs away. Muffinpaws tells Alighieri about his lost mom. Cyrille remains haunted by their moms, and Azaloth and Nikola have a discussion. Wyrd buys a ring of mind shielding at Lillia’s shop to give to Cyrille, who decides to buy Wyrd a ring of spell storing. These emos are gonna be iced out. Millie once again immediately parkours over everyone to hug Lillia and Wyrd saves Cyrille from getting trampled. The girls shop for jewelry and Leo mentions being able to just make some for Cat, but Millie intimidates him into spending all his money at Lillia’s store. Lillia dating Millie is really doing stonks. Capitalism. Leo buys some metal and gems to make a ring, and Cat thinks 2+2 = 22. Leo spends like half an hour making rings in the store, as Catrina tries to leave like thirty minutes earlier. The party meets Meili, a half dragonborn woman with bad vibes who irritates the party and challenges Château to a duel for information about Vael. Cat gaslights Alighieri and calls him poor when he asks about her relationship with Leo. Wen gives Château her support for her duel and is very pog. We need to find her a new wife. Wyrd and Cyrille go on a gort date and tip him. Capitalism. Meili finds Château in the training room to observe her, and Lucienne arrives to find her and runs into Meili and they have an awkward salty ex reunion. Lucienne returns to Cat and Château’s room, and they discuss the Relationship Tea and the upcoming duel. Meili follows Château back to her room, and has a tense conversation with the girls. Cat offers Meili a snickers bar, but she prefers Three Musketeers. Muffinpaws levitates Meili and starts glowing, and offers Meili weed. The wasian dorm is just a nightmare blunt rotation right now. The next day, Leo takes Cat on a date. He tells her she looks pretty and she says “I know”. Girlboss. They run into Géoffrey on the way, who is a prick and calls Leo her man servant. The cats go to the restaurant, and Cat orders the most expensive food and Leo eats a fuck ton of garlic and feeds her pasta. Leo confesses he was chubby and lonely as a kid, they are literally Rohan and Pooja from K3G oh my god. MAYA WHAT DOES THIS MEAN( IT'S A BOLLYWOOD MOVIE WATCH IT). They both get the same dessert, having a back and forth. Cat is a boob woman, Leo says personality before confessing he doesn’t even know about his preference. Leo talks about how he is awkward. Leo pays and Cat doesn’t care. The day of the duel arrives, Chateau defeats Meili, but hesitates in delivering the final blow. Meili explains that Vael has been working in collaboration with the duke, and how she has told Nikola the sequence of Dyatlov’s teleportation circle although she doesn’t know where the Crimson Circle’s base is. Then Catrina attempts to save her life, Meili begs to not be saved. Cat attempts to proceed with her healing, but it’s too late, Meili is now dead. Professor Wen is proud of Chateau for winning her first real duel, but is somewhat sad about the passing of her other student. Professor Wen also scolds Catrina for trying to step between Chateau and Meili’s duel, and this results in some small argument. Cat makes a “ur dead wife” joke to Wen and gets detention.