Session 11: Battle For House Fleur! - Written by Jeran

Cat catcalls God, (Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.) 2 emo twinks vomit into a flesh bag together because Muffinpaws makes it smell NASTY. He summons a unicorn by accident in the process, which promptly fucks off back to the feywild after retching violently. Some argument about whether the window should be open occurs, and Muffinpaws sets off some fireworks in the hallway. He smokes a bowl and flops over. Muffinpaws felt a little spicy on the inside and turned into a sheep. Muffinsheep curls up on Azaloth and coughs out a few ashes, and Wyrd fails to dispel the magic that has sheepified the paws. The fratula decides it’s not worth it, and they all go to sleep. The Wasians+Millie have a sleepover and give Leo the WORST makeover ever, and finally make him look like the clown that he is. The Toplaners play catch with the Leoball, and he screeches pathetically but is unable to stop this. Wyrd and Cyrille bathe together and have cute moments, and then absolutely ruin it with dnd sex. Azaloth convinces Alighieri to dispel his death ward, although he does so reluctantly. They then go to visit Nikola as he works, his vampirism cure now works for about half a day. The three of them go to get desserts, and Alighieri dad embarrasses Azaloth about their relationship a lot, and then he threatens Nikola and tells him not to hurt Azaloth, much to Azaloth’s dismay. Azaloth buys an item from Lillia’s shop and is very quickly vaulted by Millie as he tries desperately to get out of her way. Millie and Lillia have cute moments, and quickly ruin that with dnd sex. Azaloth receives a very sparkly letter from Herbert Von Krolock accepting the request to be Arbiter for his duel. Azaloth and Alighieri have a cute father-son moment, and then Azaloth kicks the rest of the fratula out for some much-needed stress relief provided by Nikola. Cat finds a different way to deal with her depression, ft. Leo for the 4th round of dnd sex this session alone. The nobles begin to flood in, and Azaloth has an awful passive-aggressive conversation with his mother, slightly moderated by Alighieri. He is then approached by Alighieri's mother, who shuts up Genevieve and embarrasses Alighieri with childhood nicknames. Alighieri breaks the news that Azaloth will be his heir, and she accepts this after a very short disagreement. Wyrd’s family comes to visit them as well, and congratulates them again on winning the duel. Herbert once again tries to convince Wyrd to romance Azaloth, and that’s quickly denied. Herbert and Alighieri have some whore to whore communication, some whore to whore conversation even. Nikola and Azaloth have a tense but very cute moment before the duel, and Azaloth very dramatically throws his cloak to the side before the duel begins. Azaloth kills that bitch instantly and is congratulated by many. Azaloth reads the heartfelt letter written to him by his late mother and immediately flees the scene with a thousand-yard stare. Millie goes to collect her soul promptly afterward. Azaloth sobs in a corner until Alighieri finds him, and then Alighieri holds him until he cries himself to sleep, rip my man. Alighieri takes him back to his dorm and he has a little nappie, during which he is visited by Naberios, and the two disagree somewhat. Muffinpaws is the cutest little kitty ever and gives Azaloth some comforting words, Nikola asks if he’s ok, which cues the waterworks once more. Nikola doesn’t like tears much but will deal with it for the sake of Azaloth. Wyrd pretends to be asleep because they have parents who are not only alive but love them, so they have no idea what to say. Cyrille, however, wakes up and comforts him. Wyrd eventually joins in the fratula cry nest as all the blankets in the room are gathered up and wrapped around all 5 of them on the bed.