This Fantabulous Multiverse
This Fantabulous Multiverse of of Professor Horatio Q. Booper-Snoot, His Dwarven Battle-Mage Companion STEVE!, Librarian Augusta Constantine, Orphic-Tinker Biin Hejj, and their Intrepid Five-Dimensional Banana Slug, Fligbug
Allow me to introduce myself. Since my native language is rather difficult for the human tongue to utilize, you may call me Professor Horatio Q. Booper-Snoot—or simply “Professor”, if you prefer. I am an explorer, multiverse mapmaker, and something akin to an anthropologist of sorts.
Your universe, as you know it, is not the only one. There are dozens like it. Well, to be more precise, transfractal morpho-physical intragerbil dynamics theory posits six stable ones and roughly 761 not-so-stable ones. Unfortunately, yours isn't one of the stable ones. But look on the bright side. At least yours is stable enough such that it doesn't fly apart every 5.23231 of your seconds. So...Congratulations!
There are all kinds of universes, each with their own laws and dynamics. And within these universes, there are all kinds of worlds! There are those where myth and magic reign—which scientists reason there must be some logical explanation; and those where only the laws of physics operate—which sorcerers conjure there must be some illogical explanation.
I, along with my colleagues—
— roam the omniverse cataloging our adventures—particularly the ones written in lightning or existing for only thirty days at a time.