...warning, I guess. This might be a bit morbid, or very morbid.
...So, I'm what people call a 'paranormiac' because 'im crazy', and I believe in ghosts. But they exist, and I know so, because I can see them.
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Okay, that doesn't sound cool out of context... umm, ghosts reside on another plane from ours, so seeing them is very difficult...
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I don't know what else to tell you.