Madame Wormwood

Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow...




The Woman In Green

Madame Wormwood is a goddess of revelry and abandon, a hedonistic goddess of intellectuals who represents pleasure in its many forms. She is said to only appear during those special drunken conversations and musings, the debates and pontifications held between those who love to ponder on life's many mysteries with a bottle of liquid jade between them.

She goes by many names. To some she is The Green Fairy, an entity referenced in many forms of culture surrounding absinthe, a medium that she considers holy. She is known as Lady Anise to the precious few worshipers in New Amsterdam who know the pleasure and feel of her bed sheets, having met her in an undercrowded brothel. She is The Woman In Green to the sects of modern druids who still keep to the old ways, seeing her as more than a goddess of cheap thrills and trifling pleasures, but as a goddess of fetility and nature. To her followers in Greece and Italy, she is called Artemisia, a reference to mythology and to the scientific name of Wormwood, Artemisia absinthium. Most however simply call her by her most common name, Madame Wormwood, or quite simply: Absinthe.

Avatars

The Verdant Mistress

Her most common form is that of a woman, with a faint hue of jade in her skin, evergreen highlights in black hair, and lime green eyes. No matter where she is, it appears that she is underwater, despite being visibly dry. Her hair dances in a non-existent current. Her clothes are common for a wealthy woman in the 1920s and she is always smoking a cigarette in a holder that emits an emerald smoke that smells of licorice, the aroma of heather, fennel, and star anise intoxicating to these who take it in. Those details lead some to the conclusion that this appearance closely represents what she looked like before becoming a goddess.

The Green Fairy

her second most common form is that of a nude woman with impossible curvature, and large, almost invisible wings with elaborate patterns in countless shades of green. This is a form she often chooses for more sexually charged meetings with her worshipers. While she rarely lies with mortals, it has been known to happen, particularly among those who are particularly loyal and favored.


The Thunder Maid

Another avatar of hers has emerged in recent years that stems from her time as a goddess of rain. The Thunder Maid is a collection of clouds in a super cell storm. When highlighted by the flash of lighting, the clouds form the face of a young and beautiful woman. This avatar is often used during moments of anger and seldom leads to a pleasant encounter with the goddess, and her followers will often flee at the sight of it.


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"Hey Guys, look. She left me this! I found it on the shower wall."

The Malachite Record

Madame Wormwood asks little of her worshipers. She has no dogma save for "Enjoy yourself, but do no harm."
She has no cult or any other form of organized church, nor does she have a religious text.

However, her worshipers often include artists, writers, and those in the sex industry.
These faithful souls have created The Malachite Record: personal correspondence with the goddess, documented, preserved, and often shared between worshipers who happen upon one another.
After sharing a moment of passion, they often share their stories of the goddess. While not compiled, The Malachite Record is sought after in all its many forms. The Malachite Record includes photographs, printed pages of internet forums, words on napkins and matchbooks, and occasionally manuscripts with her graceful and calligraphic handwriting in the margins, written by writers with her collaboration. While these examples are valuable and each worshiper seeks to grow their collection, no gift is as grand, nor piece of the record more valuable than Sage Letters.


The Sage Letters

Madame Wormwood takes great pleasure in leaving sage colored letters, sealed with beeswax that she dyes green and always accompanied by a lipstick stain on the front where she kisses the envelope next to the recipient's name. This stain is her holy symbol, and she leaves it everywhere she has an encounter. Every letter comes with a ribbon, usually worn in her hair or around her wrist at the time of writing. The contents of these letters include poems, biographical stories, and transcripts of her talks with the recipient that are written verbatim from memory. Sage Letters are often left behind when she inevitably disappears. Perhaps one excuses themselves to use the restroom at the bar and when they return the strange woman is gone, a sage letter left under her glass. Perhaps one takes her to a hotel and finds themselves alone the morning after, a sage letter on the pillow where she slept.
Drop for Sage Letter Figure A1-A3

Writing by Dylonishere123, image by my wife



The Goddess of Green and Rain

Many Sage letters tell of Madam Wormwood's history particularly her creation, making her unique among the divine, who keep such information hidden.
Her story centers around an elderly farmer who recently lost his wife in an age long before modern recorded history. The farmer buried his wife not days before, and began seeing her everywhere he went. His crops were dying due to either neglect or a plague that was spreading among the fields. He prayed to the gods but much like the modern-day this was a time where gods rarely listened. He looked up and saw his wife standing there, an image created by a broken mind. He then prayed to her, thinking he might as well, as no god would listen. While the image of his wife was not truly there in any way, shape, or form, the hallucination never ended. Any time the farmer went out to the barn he would find his wife sitting there. He brought her offerings and prayers, gave her praises designed specifically to make the other gods jealous. He knew he was losing his mind but latched onto the image as much as he could. One morning, many months after crafting his personal goddess of green and rain, he rose from his bed and found his fields green, his crops full of life, despite the dying crops surrounding his land. He rushed out of his home and found his wife sitting in a rocking chair outside the door, the same one she used in life. He dare not speak but simply stared wondering what caused this change to happen. What started as a fleeting fancy, a fantasy created out of the pain and sorrow of a broken man, grew into something extraordinary: a Young Gods was born.

While she had no memories of his wife, having only adopted her visage, she looked at him with love. He gazed into her eyes with fear and wonder and simply dropped to his knees, his mind, his body, and his soul belonged to her and her alone.
As Time passed she grew quite fond of her sole worshiper. Though their relationship remained platonic, she often muses on how life would have been had she said something. He was but a man, however, and was destined to nourish the earth he tilled. His passing brought her grief, the very first time she felt the emotion. The details that occur after his passing differ from letter to letter but are never contradictory.

Likely the series of events that occurred are all accurate but recalled at different times due to whatever stimuli exists in the vicinity when Madame Wormwood writes. Some letters claim she traveled, seeing the world and all its splendor falling in love with its pleasures, hence her current status as a goddess of pleasure. Others say she resided on the farm for eons until a more modern age came about, namely the 1800s when she attached herself to the term Green Fairy, used to personify absinthe.

Madame Wormwood began to develop her following. World War 1 saw a decline in worshipers, so much so that she began attending the parties of the roaring twenties in an attempt to surround herself in urban legend. She became particularly popular during the Great Depression, a time of hardship for all.
She brought joy, wealth, and other pleasures to those who worshiped her but maintained her focus on living life outside of religious requirements. She refused to require her worshipers to attend a church, and became somewhat of a sex symbol, as many of her followers were prostitutes, an occupation that at the time, recently became illegal and more dangerous than before.

In World War Two, she followed the men into war, swearing to not forsake her worshipers to another slaughter. She developed a new form, The Emerald Nurse, who adorned the sides of planes and decorated the helmets of soldiers in classic pinup fashion. According to those who believe, praying for aid from The Emerald Nurse could bring protection from the storm of bullets that came your way. One story that traveled the front lines was that of Sgt Daniel Ambrose, a skeptical man, who prayed to her and swore his worship if she saved him. He did this as German troops lined him and other POWs up before a firing squad, and the bullets missed their marks. Within a fraction of a second, a flash of green mist appeared, and a woman dressed in a green nurses uniform appeared, holding Ambrose in a firm embrace and glaring at the German soldiers with a special kind of rage. She spoke, and they understood despite the fact that she didn't speak their language, "Each of these men are husbands and this one is a father..." a fact that Ambrose wasn't aware of at the time.

Other avatars have been seen as decades came and went. She is still active and her following grows slowly to this day.
"Oh lady of green, queen of worldly pleasures, I pray to thee. By your ever flowing grace, may my bed be warm this night, and may the talk in the afterglow be filled with enlightenment, deep reflection, and boisterous laughter."
— The Seducer's Blessing, a common prayer among prostitutes in the Netherlands.

Close Encounters

Those who come into contact with Madame Wormwood are not always her worshipers, she can appear to anyone who happens to summon her, and often loves the new experience. Not all of her worshipers have had an encounter with her as well. It takes a particular set of circumstances for her to appear.

She has to be summoned by accident, making only a select few exceptions for her most cherished followers. The encounter must involve absinthe in some way, either a picture, a conversation, or having the beverage nearby. Chances of an encounter increase if whoever gains her attention is bored, unmarried ( unless their spouse is likely to be just as engaged), and generally hygienic and respectable. She will not lay with someone who is married unless their spouse is involved but has appeared numerous times for stimulating conversation. The environment cannot be crowded, the more people present in the area, the less likely she is to emerge.  
If these things are present, she will only appear if she finds the set up appealing, and refuses to give details as to how she chooses which moments to appear. Regardless, the individual must be capable and willing to have a deep and meaningful conversation.
 

Manifestation

She will appear most often as The Verdant Mistress or The Green Fairy, but has played with her appearance on many occasions, catering her look to whoever calls to her. Sometimes she simply appears in a corner no one is watching, or emerges from the shadows. When feeling particularly dramatic, she will emerge from an opened bottle of absinthe if it is near. No one will notice or realize these events have occurred and simply assume she was always there or just recently arrived. The only one who will notice is the man or woman who summoned her.

 

Domains

  • Rain
  • Romance
  • Intellectual Conversation
  • Hedonism/Pleasure
  • The Color Green

Divine Classification
New God
Children
by JESSICA-OYHENART

Green With Envy

While Madame Wormwood is usually a benevolent deity, she does have a flaw or two. She is fiercely possessive of her worshipers. She swears a vendetta against any divinity who converts one of her flock, whether it was their doing or otherwise.

She takes the act personally, often reprimanding the one who she believes betrayed her.
This has given her a reputation among the divine, who now regard her as a bit of a troublemaker.


Spreading the Faith

The Web is incredibly diverse, filled with many interesting things, Madam Wormwood included. She has a particularly special relationship with The Heavenly Harlots, who worship her almost unanimously. This has led her to being worshiped even by those in the sex industry who are not even aware of The Web's existence. Exotic dancers often call her name before their numbers, as do escorts who call to her before meeting a client. Webcam models and adult performers alike call to her as well before their performance. They do this for a variety of reasons. Sometimes it's for the blessing of wealth or protection. Other times it is for a pleasurable experience, but there is a particular demographic who calls to her without really knowing why. They are the primary reason why the Heavenly harlots worship her with such loyalty. Victims of sexual abuse and sex trafficking become her top priority should they call her name or their presence be made known to her. Madam Wormwood has gone to great lengths in attempts to dismantle sex trafficking rings and to give courage to those who suffer at the hands of others. She knows of no enemy greater than abuse, as the only tenant she requires of her followers is to do no harm and cause no pain.

Comments

Author's Notes

So, do you ever have one of those things that give you an idea and you cant stop till you follow through? That's what this article is. The final image on the right came across my screen and the ideas flooded in. I loved it. I wanted to create an enigmatic figure, who isn't as understood as other gods. Let me know what you think of her. I also want to take a moment to thank my wife, who actually took the time, to write the sage letter images in the spoiler, leave a lipstick stain, and make the sage letter as accurate as possible. She deserves some applause for that!


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Jul 30, 2019 02:09 by Jimmy Shrekson

What's her opinion on Jeff?

Jul 30, 2019 03:14 by R. Dylon Elder

Hmmmmm... I tried. I'm not sure who Jeff is sadly, butttt if it happens to Jeff the killer, he doesn't exist here... I mean unless a gm wanted him to. Prolly wouldn't like him much though. I try to keep similarities to SCP, WOD, and Creepy pasta as far as possibke, but I wont deny they had a large role to play in the creation of this setting. They translate very well. Once again thanks for your likes and comments! I really appreciate it.

Aug 23, 2019 22:47

Wow... It's been a while, but all it takes is one article of yours to pump me back up for some writing!   I really like how... modernly this divine is portrayed. Not many may agree with me, but I find deities caught up in modern events (twentieth century onwards) to be quite interesting.   Good job making her susceptible to envy as well, as well as rivalries with other cults/deities. Gods with personalities are always fun.

Aug 24, 2019 02:18 by R. Dylon Elder

Thanks so much my friend. It means so much to hear that. I absolutely love ethis character, though writing stories around her would be a touch inappropriate. I completely agree. I love gods emerging or adapting to the modern day. By chance are you American gods fan? Both the book and the tv series are literally about that very thing if you hadn't checked it out. Again thank you so much

Aug 25, 2019 12:51

Huh... I suppose I have my next book to read already :P   Currently I am finishing the First Law novels, but soon enough I'll be done with them and that book sounds like it is worth a check!   Cheers!

Aug 25, 2019 18:45 by R. Dylon Elder

Catch you later man. It is worth a check and the show is even better cause Neil gaiman actually got involved and expanded it dramatically. It gets weird tho... fair warning. I'll be reading some of yours today! Have a good one

Feb 13, 2020 15:14

I'll be honest; This article as a whole kind of makes me uncomfortable. I'll just say I'm a religous man and leave it at that.   However, it's a very original idea. I didn't know exactly what absinthe was before I googled it while reading the article, but once I did everything just sort of clicked into place and I said "Oh that's why she's green!"   Like you've discussed with other commenters, there are defenitely elements of greek gods in here, particularly Aphrodite. I guess that begs the question for me, could any of the greek gods have been brought into existence through the same or similar method that the farmer used? Also, do any demigods sprout out of relationships she has a la Percy Jackson?   I do like that she is against the sex trade. I think a good summary of her tenets would be "It's good to have fun until the other person isn't."   I personally love the stimulating, intelligent conversation part of her. I wonder if she knows any good riddles?

Feb 13, 2020 15:40 by R. Dylon Elder

Totally understandable. This is where the more uncomfortable things in the web spring up. I love abisnthe and the strange culture it developed. Originally she was just a goddess of green and rain, then the last image was found and it developed into quite a bit more.   One thing ill say is that there is a huge difference between the young gods and the gods everyone knows. Think little g and big G. Wormwood is a young god, little g, and they don't play by the same rules. Ticks the old gods off quite a bit, too. They can rival their power but don't play pivotal roles and keep the universe going like the major divinities.   Gods in this word are fluid and shift over time, but they didn't spring out of existence like she did. they have been around for much longer. I really wanted to keep them seperate since I didn't want to offend those who still worship them or any other religion. It's a tricky subject. As far as demigods... It's possible but unlikely. That's more a big G thing. Young gods don't have a place like the main ones do. Some young gods are, themselves. demigods.   The sex trade thing is one I had to add. Her focus on enjoyment is the key so it made sense. Also the intellectual conversation bit is just as important. Theyre are many things one can find pleasure in.   (also yes, she is quite fond of riddles. The stories I wrote for her always seem to contain them so nice catch. XD)   I apologize that it made you uncomfortable. Im glad you still gave it time though. So thank you so much for that.

Feb 13, 2020 15:55

We good. We totally good.   Random idea: what if there was a young god that manifested because there was a guy who wanted to climb a mountain but couldn't and eventually started to believe that the mountain itself was purposely working against him? How obsessive would he have to get before it happened?

Feb 13, 2020 16:16 by R. Dylon Elder

Oooo really good idea there. It would have to be pretty bad before it happened, as the emotion on the part of the farmer played a major role, but if say the mans wife or child was trapped on the mountain. Ooooohhh yes. It could definitely happen, and the emotions tied to how he posters that belief will play a critical role in the young god formed. Is it an individual who controls conditions around the mountain? A monsterous eldritch critters who make the mountia. It's home? Or does the mountain itself cone alive and assail the man with falling rocks on his way up like a 2d platformer? Lots of options in that situation.

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