You have a problem!
Does your crop contain the vengeful spirits of your not so long dead ancestors? Do they haunt the battlefields, angry that you dared plant on their bones? Did the Scorching leave such a mark on your fields that they are basically unhallowed? Is the ancient magic seeping into the remains of the fallen liberators, fusing them to your crop?You have made the correct choice with our seeds, just follow the simple procedure as listed below and enjoy your time!
But surely there is a way?
Of course there is! With our unique three step system we can guarantee you a curse free harvest 1.Step 1:
Congratulations on the acquisition of our blessed seeds. Please take great care to check which types of seed you have in your hands and which type it is you need, the following steps may change slightly between the two versions. If your lands are haunted by the remainders of our very own armies, then you will want to use seeds blessed by the youngest gods. If your lands are stalked by the ghosts and spirits of our dastardly overlords, then you need the seeds blessed by the older gods.Once you have determined the correct type of seed, simply plant them in your fields as usual, while reciting the first incantation provided within this crate, just add the holy water and a few readily available ingredients and voilà - it is as easy as that!2
Step 2:
Once your crops have started to grow in a little bit, you will feel the joy of seeing the small green sprouts creeping up from the ground, but also the fear of the dead that feed their roots. Now the time has come for the second step of our process.Unseal the second incantation and read it aloud while walking your fields. For fields on the bones of our brave patriotic warriors, please make the journey from east to west, beginning at sundown. Overcome the darkness and guide them to the light of a new dawn. If you are plagued by the foul invaders, reverse the process. Walk from west to east, show them the way home and drive them away from the land you rightfully own. Please ensure to make that specific journey before sundown. Repeat this step as many times as you deem necessary, a minimum of once a week is recommended.3
Step 3:
The time of harvest has come, be it the golden waves of wheat shimmering in the rising sun, stalks of corn as thick as your hand or any other type of crop your heart may desire. It is time to quite literally reap what you have sowed, it is time for one last step.Now matter how diligent you were, there are always some particularly resilient remains. Unseal the last incantation, take out the strips of blessed paper and place them on your tool of choice. It is advisable to cover at least half of the blade. You will see it working when they bond to the metal. 4
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Any shop worth their pay will readily equip you with a crate of Bronson's Blessings, and if they don't? Never hesitate to ask them when the next shipment will arrive - we would love to set aside a crate (or two) just for you!
Any shop worth their pay will readily equip you with a crate of Bronson's Blessings, and if they don't? Never hesitate to ask them when the next shipment will arrive - we would love to set aside a crate (or two) just for you!
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