Monocerotes
Oh no! A realm is newly-born,
Belched out by a young Unicorn
Who ate too much and had to rush
Home to use a bowl and toothbrush.
The Universe-Belching Unicorns are cosmic beings of unimaginable power, and unimaginable appetites. This unique combination of traits is made more complicated by their ability to produce galaxy-building materials from what they throw up and to abiogenerate, that is, to make life from non-living matter. - Captain Richard.
Spread out upon his toilet bowl
The little horsie bares his soul
And barfs out all his cakes and tea,
Making matter and energy.
They are endemic to the third Dimension of the Second World, or Dimension VIII. Aos Si is a strange World full of stranger creatures, although these confectionary-enjoying equines certainly take the cake. Pun intended.
Known proper as Monoceros,
You may say their habits are gross,
But in truth they're very friendly,
So long as you dislike coffee.
Usually what they throw up is discarded, flushed away. But if left alone, it will gather gradually into a collection of elements and turn into a microcosm of stars and planets and, eventually, life. No one knows where or how these beings came about, but one common theory I and my Reflectants share, based on Monocerotine oral tradition and hippological evidence, is that they were engineered by a powerful scientist called Princess Selenite of the Cheeseanoids, a race of moon-eating mice, to satisfy her obsession with ponies. I hate this job.The Monocerotes, known more commonly as Unicorns, live in Dimension VIII, and have the unique ability to produce entire universes through the sheer act of...barfing.
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