Jib'ammajig Davitz

Jib iz Jib. Ye gotta probl'm?

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

For a goblin, Jib does not stand out very much. He's very small, has this grayish green skin tone and looks frail.

Body Features

His body shows scars and burns from his numerous beatings provided by his sisters.

Facial Features

He miraculously kept all his (ugly) pointy teeth but hair patches are missing from his beard and head. His big nose is crooked as in frequently broken but he'll say it's a witch thing.

Identifying Characteristics

His nails are very long and dirty. He keeps them for snacks mostly but always keeps one to scratch his back or pick his nose.

Physical quirks

He mostly walks as if he owns the place but sometimes limps to inquire pity. (An act to draw attention on himself)

Apparel & Accessories

Its hard to describe his clothing, like there is no evident beginning nor end to the pile of rags he graciously dons himself like its a royal cloak or some luxurious coat. The only things that keep it together are a bunch of rusty and old, cracked leather belts. Some witch-y ornaments appears here and there; raven skulls, some rodent bones and dried tiny chunks of unindentified body parts... maybe an ear?... looks like an ear.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

As the lone son of a family of 23, Jib was the pride and joy of his parents who were kinda laughed about because of their unusual progeny. Jealousy was strong in all his 22 sisters who secretly conspired against him and the old ways of their tribe. They cunningly managed to overthrow the leaders in place and made it so female goblins were the males' equals. Losing all his privileges and attention, seeing female goblins break traditions and learning witchcraft alongside him made him swear to quit this accursed and hopeless place once and for all.

Education

Apart from what you can learn by living among throngs of dirty goblins holed up in damp rubbish as homes, where parents puts their children in cages so they don't have to watch over them and sometimes forget to feed them, there are no real schools. It's mostly craftsgoblins who teach by letting other watch as they experiment. However, every male goblin of his tribe is tested to know if they present magical abilities; old crones will always babble about how this particular clan birthed many a strong and powerful witch. Jib passed and showed good potential. He pridefully followed his witch training through.

Jib is an old school, lazy and grumpy goblin who doesn't take shit from anyone. He's versed in witchcraft as per his tribe's tradition (it's a male job after all) and despises societies who are radically different from where he grew up.

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Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Age

He doesn't remember, probably older than you

Date of Birth

He doesn't care about it

Children

Gender

MALE!

Eyes

Moss Green

Hair

Salt n' pepper

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Greenish gray

Height

2'9''

Weight

Not much, a very kickable weight

ALEVUn

WE GIT BAKC FROM CAVURN WITH aLFURD,,, HEZ FUNNY MAN,,,, WE TRAVUL TO ELD3RFALLZ,,,, AN WE GIT TO SEE SQUIDMAN CUZ SQUID-BOI WANNA ASK QWESHTENZ,,,,, DERE WAS A FOCKEN INKWEEZEETER INSIDE!!!!!!!! I HATE DEM!!! AN SQUIDMAN WAZ ALL BLODY SO I LEFT FAST,,,, FOUND A SHOP FER MESSEDJEZ,,,, I LEFT NEEOO INSTRUKSHENZ FOR SLEEPRMEN TO LEAVE TO WINNTUR GATE FER PROTECCSHEN FREM INKWEEZEETER,,, I TOLE DEM TO LEEVE NO FOCKEN TRACE!!!!! I HOPE BIG SQUID-BOI DON FOK SHIT UP WITH DE INKWEEZEETER,,, I DON WANT HIM NEER US,,,, FOCKEN INKWEEZEETURS,,,!

T3N

WE GIT SQUIDMAN TO ELD3FALLZ PRISEN,,, WE QUESHTEN HIM N LERN OF ODER COLTS DAT TRY TO KILL EXILD GODZ,,, DEN HE SAI BLAKC ROBE SLEEPERMEN HIDE IN CAVURN UP NORT NEER SLIKMORE,,,, SQUID-BOI LOOKEN REEL EXCITED TALKIN QUESHTENZ WITH SQUIDMAN,,, LIKE HE FEEL OOZEFUL ATLAST OR I DUNNO LOL,,,, DEN HE SEY I GO TALK TO WEMEN IN CRISTAL,,,, LIKE HEZ EXAUSTED!!! SILLY SQUID-BOI,,,, I TALK TO ER N' SHE SAY NOTHIN OOZEFUL EKSEPT NAMES AN ONE BOI WE CAN MESSEDJE TO AVE ENSERS,,,, SO WE WAIT FOR BOI TO COME OVER ALL THE WEY FROM TELKUNDZ' RIM,,,, WE GOT MOTCH TIME,, SO I DECIDE SQUID-BOI, GOLD-BOI, LIL SMART MAN N SHEEBEEST WE TAKE BOAT TO THE SLEEPERMEN CAVE,,, WE FOND aLF3RD IN THE BOAT!!! HEZ GOOD,,, WE DRINK ALOT N WE PLEY DICE WITH SQUID-BOI AN SHEEBEEST,,, I WIN REEL LEGIT-NOT LOL,,,, I REMMEBER TO PUT GLYFF OF SALENSS ON SHEEBEEST FER WEN SHE WAKE UP SO WE SLEEP GOOD,,,, ANNOYIN SHEEBEEST,,, WE DRINK ALOT MORE AN TIME TO GIT OFF BOAT,,,, I TRY TRICK TO FILL WEESKEE BARREL WIT WATER BUT DID NOT GO WELL,,, LOL WE FLEE BUT IT WAS VRY FUN! AN FREE! WE GIT TO CAVURN AN BIG SQUID BOI KENT DO NO NOYZE,,,,,,EVRY BLAKC ROBE SLEEPRMEN LOOK AT US ENTER,,, FOCKEN SQUID-BOI,,,, DEN SQUID-BOI TRY TALK SHITA BOUT HEZ THE REPLACEMEN FER THE ODER SQUID,,,, I GET IDEE-AH N I TAKE LEED,,, I SEY WE'RE SAME TEEM FER THE SLEEPERMEN GODESS N WE HERE TO SEE SHAPESHIFTUR BOSS FER BIG MISHEN!!! i HAVE VRY BIG BIG BREN!!!!!!!! I AMAZE MESELF SOMTIMEZ,,, DEY BELEEVE ME!!! N' I START TELLIN INNSTROKSHENZ TO STOP TALKN TO ERRYONE ELSE CUZ DERZ A TRAITER,,,,, SO DEY DON GET MESSEDJES FROM ODER SQUIDMENZ DEY KEN TRUST!!! N I PUT SHAPESHIFTUR BOSS ON MISHEN TO INFILTURATE ODER COLTS IN BIG CITEEZ WILE WE PROTECC CRISTAL WEMEN,, SILLY SLEEPRMEN!!!!!!! DEY HAVE ME AS BOSS NOW LOL! AM DJEENIUS!

NAYN

WE PUT BIG CRISTAL IN LIL SMART MAN BASEMEN DOT DOT DOT,,, WEMEN TALK IN HED LOOK HIGH N MIYTEE BUT SHE NEED HELP,,,, NOT SO HIGH N MIYTEE BUT I GUESS SHE STOPS ME TELEPURTS SO SHEZ ANNOYIN,,, WE WAIT FER DEM CITEE GARDZ TO CLEEN PRISEN AN I DECIDE DAT GROOP SHOUL GO BAKC TO SEWERS TO TAKE REVENJE ON BLAKC ROBE SLEEPERMEN,,, WEN INSIDE,, TALL HAIRY MAN SPEEK WITH SQUEEKERS-MEAT FOR A FECKIN LONG TIME,,, SILLY TALL HAIRY MAN! DEN HE SAID HE KNOW WAY! BUT I KNEW WAY BEFORE!!!! BUT HE SAY DER WAS ANODER BIG SQUID SMELLIN BLOOD WIT DEM BLAKC ROBE SLEEPERMEN,,,,, WE GIT TO PASSEDJE WHERE I FOUND DA FUNNY BELT BUT DER WAS NO DRAWIGN ON WALL LIKE BEFOR!!! I TRY DE SAME TRICK BUT IT FAILD,,,,, DEN I GIT UN IDEE-AH! I REMMEBER WHEN SQUID-BOI DISAPEER IN DRAGEN FITE N I ASK HIM TO DO THE SAME WITH GROOP,,,,,, WE FOUND THE PASSEDJE! I HAVE A VEERY BIG BREN!!! INSIDE THE PASSEDJE THERE WAS A HUGE ASS BLOD POOL N A SQUIDMAN N,,,, N A FECKIN COLUR-FREM-SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!! AM SO SMART I OUTSMART THE ODER SQUIDMAN N STOP HIM FROM ESKAPIN,,, THEN WE BEET SQUIDMAN UP N SHOW IM WHOZ BOSS,,, I DID MOST,, THEN COLUR FLED VRY FAST,,,, AFRAID OF ME!! N GROOP,, MANEDJE TO KEEP SQUIDMAN ALIVE TO QWESHTEN HIM,,,,,

aTE

IN PRISEND! THERE WAS ALL GROOP N' THERE WAS SHIT-LOOKIN PREES-GUY N' 'NOYIN LIL DEEMEN-GURL,,,, BIG SQUID TRY TALK TO GARDZ BUT DEY DON WANT TO LET GROOP GO,,, I SAVE THE DAY,,, AGAN!! I USE ME SPELLZ AND GARD IS NOT-GOOD,,,, WE GIT KEE BUT BIG ASS BAD LOOKEN WURDUN GIT IN N TRETEN US,,, HE PUT RIGN ON EVRY PRISNER FINGER,,,, LOL,,, LIKE HE MARY EVRY FECKIN ONE,,, SILLY BIG ASS BAD LOOKEN WURDUN,,!! HE WENT AWAY AN WE GOT OUT,,, I DON REMMBR HOW,,,,, I DID MOST,, WE FITE WIT GARDZ N FREE ODER PRISNERZ,,, BIG SQUID N GOLD-BOI WERE TALKIN BIG TIME TO PRISNERZ BUT THERE NO TIME!!!!!!!! WE FINELY GOT TO OUR STUFF IN WURDUN OFICE N BIG ASS WURDUN SHO UP BUT WER READY,,,,, WE BEET BIG ASS WURDN WIT MY TREPS N SOME OF SMART LIL MAN,,,, I DID MOST,,, I FIND WIRD CURSE-GIFTS IN OFICE DOT DOT DOT,,,, ODER GARDZ FLEE AN WE GIT TO BOTTOM OF PRISEN WERE DER WAS VERY BIG WIRD CRISTALL WIT A WEMEN INSIDE,,,,,,,,SHE TALK IN HED,,, BIG SQUID IS ALL SERIOUS STUFF N GOLD-BOI WANNA TEEM UP WIT PRISNERS N START A BAND OR SOMTHIN,,, I GIT OUT BUT ON WAY DER WAS KIDZ-STUFF DAT GOT STOLN WIT BLOD EVRYWERE,,, I FOUND DEM!!!! TIME TO GET PAID,,,,

SAVUN

GOT BACK TO ELD3FALLZ WITH RICHUZZES,,,, WE DRINK GOOD!! ALMOS FORGET ABOUT KIDZ-STUFF DAT GOT STOLN OR SHIT,, BAKC TO WERK,,,, GROOP WANNA SPLIT TO TALK WIT PEEPOL,, I LET DEM,,, DEN LIL SMART MAN WENT INSIDE KIDZ PLACE TO ENVESTEEGATE,,, LEMME ALONE WIT WIRD SHEEBEAST,,,, TWAS WIRD,, SHEZ VERY WIRD,,,, DEN LIL SMART MAN GOT OUT N' SHOUT N' SWIGGUL WEN WIRD BLAK ROBE HOOMEN APPEERED,,,, I WENT TO ELP BUT DERE WAS BIG SMOKE WIT COLURZ N I GIT SLEEPEE,,!!!1 WOKE OP IN PRISEN!! N' I KENT TELAPURT!!!!!!!!! TIME TO GIT OUT DOT DOT DOT,,,,,,

SIKS

BAD NOTGOOD-WITCH TOOK US-GROOP TO ODER JOB,,, THING WIT GIANT TOOMS GETTIN RAIDED,,, WE SERCH FOR RAIDERZ OF GIANT TOOMS,,, SMART LIL MAN SEE TREPS,, WE AVOID,,, WIRD BIG HAIRY MAN TURN INTO BAT,,, SILLY BIG HAIRY MAN!1 WE FIND DOOR N INSIDE GLOWY POOL,, BIG HAIRY MAN STOLE DE WATER FROM POOL AND WIRD GERL GOT OUT SPEEKIN SHIT,,, GOLD-BOI SEEM TO WANT HER BAD LOL,,, DEN WE GIT TO BIG ASS ROOM FULL O GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT IN ROOM WAS DRAGEN! BIG SQUID DIZAPPEER,, WE FITE DRAGEN,,, I DID MOST,,, BUT DEMONGUY GOT MAD N GOT BAD N STRIKE SMART LIL MAN WIT ANGUR!!! SMART LIL MAN WAS OUT N WE GIT TO STOP DEMONGUY! ,,, I DID MOST,,, TURNZ OUT DEMONGUY IS REEL DEMON INSIDE! HEZ SCERY! N STRONG! N GOOD ALLY-FREN TO HAVE,,, I DECIDE I HELP,, N I SAVE SMART LIL MAN SO I GIT SQUARE,, N I GIT RICH WIT DRAGEN TREESUR!!!

FAVE

WE GO WIT HAIRY BIG MAN N BIG MEAT-BEAR FREN TO GNOM HIDOUT,,, MEET BIG ASS GIANT NEERLY KILLD BEEST-SHEMAN,, BUT I GIT IDEE N BIG SQUID TALK TO HIM,, I STOPPD DE FITE,, WIT LIL HELP FROM BIG SQUID,,, WE GIT TO VILEDJE N WE GIT TO GNOM HIDOUT,,, I SEE ILOOJEN N WE CATCH GNOM IDEEOT,,, DEY SAY DER IZ NO GNOM HIDOUT,,, BUT WHY HIDE!!!! HE TALK,,, HE SAY HE HAS ENVISIBLTEE AMOOLET!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG BIG GOODEST TOOL!!!! I GO TO TAKE BUT GROOP GET VERY IDEEOT AN TRY STOPPIN ME!!!! I FITE WIT GROOP,,, DEY STRUGGL AGAINS ME BUT MANEDJE TO STEEL AMOOLET! WIRD DEMONGUY WAS DERE AN HE DESTROY DE AMOOLET!!!! STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID DEMONGUY!!!! I HATE HIM!!! I HATE GROOP!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET REVENDJE,,, DOT DOT DOT BUT NOT ON LIL MAN,, HEZ GOOD,,, AN BEESTSHEMAN,,, HE HAD RITE TO REVENDJE ON JIB LOL JIB WILL REMEMBR

FOR

WE GIT BACK OUTSIDE OF SEWERS TO BE GROOP AGAIN,,, BUT WIRD DEMONGUY KNIGHT IS NOT DERE,,, INSTED WE MEET HAIRY BIG MAN WIT BIG WIRD MEAT-BEAR FREN WE HUNT FOR ANNOYIN GNOM,,, WE FIND ANNOYIN GNOM AN KILL,,, I DID MOST,,, WE LERN GNOM IZNT ALONE,, ODER GNOMZ FAR AWAY IN ODER VILEDJE,,, I HAS GNOM-MEAT NOW,, ME HAPPY I GIV FUNNY BELT TO BEESTWOMAN LOL SHEZ A MAN HEE HEE HEE LOL,,,

ThR3e

WE GIT BACK TO ELD3RFALZ,, WE GIT BIG MONEY N WE FEEST,,, BIG SQUID AN LIL MAN AN GOLD-BOI GIT TO DRUNK KONTEST,, DEY AV NO CHENCE BIG NITE,, FULL WIT BEER N STUFF,, I DON REMMBR MUCH,,,,,,,,, WE GIT ODER JOB,, STOLEN KIDZ-STUFF,,, IZ E-Z N GOOD PAY TOO,,, I ALREDY KNOW WERE TO LOOK,,, N I WAS RITE,, SEWERS!!!!! STINKY STUFF GOEZ IN STINKY PLACE,,, E-Z! I GIT DERE WIT GOLD-BOI AN BIG SQUID AN WE FIND TOOMS FULL OF GOOD MAGIK LOOT,, BIG SQUID IS FUNNY-SCARY BUT NOT AS SILLY AS GOLD-BOI BIG SQUID DUNNO BUT I FOUND FUNNY BELT,,, I KNOW HOW TO USE! DOT DOT DOT

TREE

WE GIT TO JOB PLACE,, WE FITE BIG LIZZEDS,, UGLY BEESTWOMAN POMMELD DEM GOOD,, BUT I DID MOST,, DEN ONE LIZZED GIT ME INTO STONE,,, I TINK TWAS OVER,, BUT LIL MAN GIT ME OUT WIT LIZZED BLOD,, JOB DONE,, WE GO BACK STOPPD IN LIL HOOMAN VILEDJE,, DID GOOD SKEEME N ROBBD INKEEPR GAVE SHAIR TO LIL MAN TO THANK FOR SEVIN MA LIFE,, METHINKS HE DESERV MOAR LIL MAN IS BEST AFTER ME IN GROOP

tWO

WE OFF WIT GROOP TO JOB,, SEE BIG MEAT-BURDZ,, SINCE MEGOT RIGN I NO NEED EAT (VRY GOODA RIGN TA GIT TO NO STARV) (FAK YOU BIG-SISSES, I NOT GIT FOOD STOLEN BY YOUSE) WE FITE BIG MEAT-BURDZ WILE FUNNY GOLD-BOY TRY TALK DEM,,, SILLY GOLD-BOY!! GROOP FITE WELL,, I DID MOST DEN SEOMEONE SAY FIND EGGZ OF BIG MEAT-BURDS,,,,, I SAY NO NEED BUT LIL MAN SMART,, LIL MAN KNOW GOOD MONEY FOR EGGZ OF BIG MEAT-BURDS,,, WE GO TO FIND EGGZ FOUND,, DEY HEVY BUT WE GIT RICH,,

ONE

I WRITE IN CAZE I GIT FAMOSS,,DEN I GIT MORE MONEY SELLIN ME STORY NOTE WELL;;REMOV3 BEFORE SELLIN I GIT TO ELD3RFALZ,, GIT JOB,, NOT E-Z,,,,, I SEE WIRD GOLD-BOY,, HE STERIN AT WALL,, FUNNY,,, DEN WIRD LIL MAN ASK IF I WANNA JOB,,GOOD MONEY,, HEZ GOOD,, KNOWZ TO DEAL WIT MONEY,, EXPECTS, RECOGNAZ EXPARIENTS IN JIB BIG GROUP THO,, ME DUN LIKE TOO MUCH PEPOL,, SHARE IS LIL WEN TOO MOCH PEPOL BIG PEPOL TOO,,,WE,LL SEE DOT DOT DOT

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