Kraken Jokes Bar

Had to ban octopus jokes because the stand up comedians kept insisting on making them. It was fun the first few times, then someone got stabbed.

— Bartender

At Faramund's docks, buried within one of the side streets, lies a small bar known as the Kraken Jokes Bar. A place known for its octopus cuisine and stand up comedy, one can spend their nights here enjoying a good meal while listening to the tales and jokes from across Sichelan.

Drinks & Laughs

Arriving at the small bar just removed from the main dock street, one gets greeted by the laughing octopus sign hanging from the wall. The sound of laughter and the smell of sealife being served noticeable even from outside the establishment.

Once inside, one is greeted by the sight of fish and fishing equipment decorating the walls. A bar at the right side serving drinks both alcoholic and otherwise, complete with a shelf of brews from across the Crescent Sea. If you want a certain drink, the bartender can provide.

At the top-left corner resides a large open stage, at the corner wall the priced possession of the Kraken Jokes Bar: the beak of a Kraken, mounted on the wall above the stage. Some fear it is going to fall off any day now, but in the lifespan of the bar it only fell once.

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