Shrek Greenwomp
Shrek Greenwomp (a.k.a. Womper)
Born and raised in the Ozark mountains, Greenwomp lives to hit things and drink alcohol and he doesn't care for the order.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Stocky and plump
Physical quirks
Has a gammy knee thanks to and artificer friend from the Ozarks testing on him.
Special abilities
Moonshine and other alcohol resistance thanks to years of 90% alc. consumption.
Apparel & Accessories
Always appears to have shabby overalls on, even when otherwise naked.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Left home due to a lack of good drink (partly his fault).
Gender Identity
Bighotsexyman (all one word).
Education
Literally none.
Employment
Black market alcohol dealings.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Once drank a dwarven king under the table for 10gp.
Failures & Embarrassments
Drank his local tavern into bankruptcy by accident.
Intellectual Characteristics
HAHA
Morality & Philosophy
doesn't care for morals.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Want's money for booze.
Savvies & Ineptitudes
good with simple craft, inept at anything that uses your brain.
Hygiene
None.
Social
Family Ties
Strong familial loyalty and is related to many people in the mountains.
Religious Views
Literally can't read the bible.
Speech
Broken Hickish common
Wealth & Financial state
somehow manages to have a little gp all the time despite spending on alcohol all the time.
76 year old dwarf hillbilly from within the Ozark Mountains, a cleric in the domain of nature and an avid moonshine distiller.
Current Location
Western Ridge
Alignment
Lawful evil
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Drunkard
Age
76
Birthplace
Ozark mountain range in the far-off continent of Amu-ricar
Children
Current Residence
Base camp
Gender
Male
Eyes
Brown
Hair
Ginger
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Harsh farmers tan
Height
4ft 6
Weight
80 kg
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Gu-hick!"
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