Rules and Tables

Tables

Terrible Traits (D20)

1. Endlessly aggravated
2. Inferiority complex
3. Problems with authority
4. Loud mouth
5. Cruel
6. Egocentric
7. Nihilistic
8. Prone to substance abuse
9. Conflicted
10. Shrewd
11. Vindictive
12. Cowardly
13. Lazy
14. Suspicious
15. Ruthless
16. Worried
17. Bitter
18. Deceitful
19. Wasteful
20. Arrogant

Broken Bodies (D20)

1. Staring manic gaze.
2. Covered in (for some) blasphemous tattoos.
3. Rotting face. Wears a mask.
4. Lost three toes, limps.
5. Starved: faunt and pale.
6. One hand replaced with rusting hook (d6 damage).
7. Decaying teeth.
8. Hauntingly beautiful, unnervingly clean.
9. Hands caked with sores.
10. Cataracts slowly but surly spreading in both eyes.
11. Long tangled hair, at least one cockroach in residence.
12. Broken, crushed ears.
13. Juddering and stuttering from nerve damage or stress.
14. Corpulent, ravenous, drooling.
15. One hand lacks thumb and index finger, grips like a lobster.
16. Red, swollen alcoholic’s nose.
17. Resting maniac face, making friends is hard.
18. Chronic athlete’s foot. Stinks.
19. Recently slashed and stinking eye covered with a patch.
20. Nails cracked and black, maybe about to drop off.

Bad Habits (D20)

1. Obsessively collect small sharp stones.
2. Won’t use a blade without testing it on your own flesh. Arms knitted with scars.
3. Can’t stop drinking once you start.
4. Gambling addict. Must bet every day. If you lose, raise and bet again.
5. Cannot tolerate criticism of any kind. Results in rage and weeping.
6. Unable to get to the point. Have never actually finished a story.
7. Best friend is a skull. Carry it with you, tell it everything, you trust no one more.
8. You pick your nose so deep it bleeds.
9. Laugh hysterically at your own jokes which you then explain in detail.
10. A nihilist. You insist on telling everyone you are a nihilist and explaining why.
11. Inveterate bug eater.
12. Stress response is aesthetic display. The worse things get the fancier you need to be.
13. Permanent phlegm deposit in throat. Continuously cough, snort, spit and swallow.
14. Pyromaniac.
15. Consistently lose important items and forget vital facts.
16. Insecure shit-stirrer. Will talk about whoever just left the room.
17. You stutter when lying.
18. You giggle insanely at the worst possible times.
19. You whistle while trying to hide. You will deny this. Whistle when 5, 7, 9, 11 or 13 is rolled on a d20.
20. You make jewelry from the teeth of the dead. If this can be considered a bad habit.