Painful Play Table

1-4:Everyone's speed is trippled 5-8:Everyone is reduced to 1 hitpoint for 18 seconds, and all survivors restore all their health 9-12:Getting an 11-20 is a critical success, 1-10 is a critical fail 13-16:All creatures can succeed a roll of their choosing once within the next hour 17-20:All money is turned into worthless rock for 24 hours 21-24:All creatures to telepathically comunicate with eachother 25-28:All creature can only speak gibberish 29-32:Everyone switches bodies with creature for 1 minute 33-36:All creatures are cursed by polymorph, with a DC of 20, turn into a random creature 37-40:Healing deals necrotic damage, and necrotic damage heals for 1 hour. 41-44:Poison fog covers everywhere not illuminated dealing 1d6 poison damage every 6 seconds for 1 hour 45-48:Acid rain starts pooring down, dealing 1d6 acid damage every 6 seconds to all creature caught within it 49-52:No one can sleep for 24 hours 53-56:2 zombies spawn for every 1 person alive, and spawn within 1 mile of the associated person 57-60:All light sources fail to illuminate anywhere beyond 5 feet 61-64:All creatures movement speed is halfed, rounded up 65-68:All food becomes inedible for 72 hours 69-72:All creatures become weak to cold or fire damage for 1 hour 73-76:All creatures are undee the effect of Pass Without Trace for 2 hours 77-80:All creatures are enlarged 81-84:All creatures fall twice as fast 85-88:All creatures teleport to a random location 89-92:All creatures have to make a DC 15 constitution saving throw or become petrified for 1 week 93-96:All creatures need to kill something within 10 minutes or die instantly. 97-00:Just kidding.