Fizzlewick’s Fabled Flasks Wagon

• Enchanted perpetual motion wheels fueled by chaotic magic.
• Aetheric crystal nodes ensure the carriage operates without reliance on conventional power sources.

Pulled by a shifting variety of animals that change with each appearance (e.g., two mismatched donkeys, a giant chicken, celestial goats, or pastel-colored oxen).

• Defensive enchantments:
• Confounding Mist: Releases a fog that disorients and confuses attackers, causing them to forget the wagon’s location.
• Potion Trap Mechanism: Select flasks detonate with harmless but chaotic magical effects if intruders attempt to force entry.

• Reinforced wooden exterior enhanced with protective magic, resistant to both physical damage and fire.
• Illusions camouflage the carriage to appear as a mundane vehicle when necessary.
• Wards prevent non-designated creatures (like hostile NPCs) from tampering with the goods.

Communication Tools & Systems:

• A glowing signboard appears when the carriage is “open for business,” displaying text in Common and occasionally cycling to other languages.
• A magical bell chimes softly to draw attention from nearby adventurers.

• Customer Detection Enchantment: Fizzlewick’s cart senses the approach of potential customers, adventurers, or those in need of potions.
• Spatial Awareness: The carriage instinctively avoids hazards like sudden storms, cliffs, or magical anomalies.

• Pocket Dimension Interior: Expands the internal space to hold shelves upon shelves of potions and ingredients.
• Self-Cleaning Mechanism: Spills and messes magically disappear within moments, maintaining a chaotic yet tidy interior.
• Mystery Potions Display: A glowing, spinning pedestal showcases the most enticing or curious potion of the day.

 N/A; the carriage does not carry additional vehicles.