The Geology and Ecology of the Nine Hells

24 Juno NG2281
An gnomeopomorphic study
of Ba'atorian geography,
ecology, and weather
I would, first and foremost, like to thank the distinguished panel for taking the time to peruse this, my doctoral thesis. The research for this project was harrowing, to say the least, especially whilst keeping the quality of the data and other information up to the College's stringent standards of academic excellence. I hope you find it interesting; at the least, entertaining! I make my residence at the College as an associate librarian, and can be contacted there quite handily should any questions arise; or, shouldst any clarification be needed on some of the finer points. Madness reigns in Ba'ator, after all!
 
Avernus is what most people think of when they say 'the fires of hell', or 'you will burn in hell'. It is also the main battlefield for the Blood War; a ceaseless conflict between the essence of chaos that demons represent, and the inherent lawfulness of the devils who endlessly oppose them. It is true that, while the denizens of whom we speak are almost universally evil, they are also dependable. They will keep their word, once given, even if it is not quite in the way that a mortal would think. Extreme care must be taken when dealing with such beings. It is not, however, recommended to do so. Ever. To the improperly educated, their very first encounter would be their last, and their poor souls would be gradually turning into the faceless larvae used as currency in the Lower Planes.
This is a subject for another paper, altogether, but must be touched upon, here, to understand some few of the motivations of the dangerous denizens of these dangerous worlds. Night Hags, for instance, have been vilified in story and song for as long as story and song have existed. They delight in filling their soul bags with fresh, tenderized souls, in order to turn them into nice, juicy, larvae. They sell these larva in the lower planes, to be put to various uses. In short, mortal souls are the preferred currency of the lower planes. So, going there at all (for a mortal) is what we in Academia refer to as 'really, pretty silly'.
On each and every 'layer', or 'level', of Ba'ator, there are certain dangers that are mortally important to recognize:
  1. The atmosphere in each level is actually poisonous. Without some form of protection, within two days exhaustion will set in, and will not leave. It cannot get better whilst still amongst the lower planes; one would need to convalesce on their home Plane of Existence to relieve oneself of this debilitating condition.
  2. The environment is actively trying to kill any visitors. Moving at any pace faster than a normal woman would walk has a chance of drawing attention, and that would be deadly. Balls of fire, or even ice; or frozen meteors streaking from the daytime sky, would begin to target the group of adventurers directly.
  3. Not only does moving quickly raise the chance of being revealed upon the landscape, it can actually kill you. Shards of crystalline ice in thick layers in Cania, for instance. Or, chipped obsidian flakes. Littering the landscape of Avernus, for example, is volcanic glass and obsidian detritus that will rip at the flesh, and destroy any normal clothing and armor, if great care is not taken whilst travelling the landscape.
  4. Each level has its own personality; they are all reflections of the whims and desires of the arch-devil ruling that layer. As an example, the arch-duke Mephistopheles rules the plane of Cania; he is cold, and efficient, and brilliantly savage. On the outside. When alone, however, he will throw raging fits, rending his own flesh and dissolving everything around him in his own hellfire.
  5. The only way to travel through all of Ba'ator in a linear manner is on the River Styx. The river runs through each layer, a languid morass of dark, thick seeming water that does not freeze on the frozen levels, nor boil on the flaming ones. Surviving the River Styx is, in and of itself, the work and hope of a chronicler's lifetime, and an achievement yet to be completed while technically "alive"1. I would recommend the aspiring Hellgonaut not use this method. I have not confirmed it completely, yet, but let the record show that I believe the Ferryman to be more powerful than all of our gods. Put together.2

Purpose

This is the doctoral thesis of the student Gnelson Gnelson, III. Archived by the library long ago, it has been protected for three thousand years.

Document Structure

Clauses

Each level will have its own treatment within the academic document.

Caveats

This psi crystal is never to leave the library, per order of the Order of Oghma librarian.

References

Hints as to surviving the levels. At least, environmentally.

Publication Status

It is only accessible by the Order of Oghma's librarian.

Legal status

It is a protected relic under the auspices of the Order of Oghma.

Historical Details

Background

This crystal is the doctoral dissertation of Mr. Gnelson Gnelson, III, of the The Bardic College Campus library.

History

This psi crystal was archived and saved by the Order of Oghma.

Public Reaction

The public have never been privy to this document.

Legacy

This record was referenced in a prophecy from NG1201.
1 The ferryman on the River Styx is a multi- (perhaps omni-) planar being common to the entire multiverse. Yes, Professor Gnettlewood, I mean the ENTIRE multiverse
2 Yes, Professor Gnomeclature; I am submitting the WIP for your review just after this pesky PhD review board thingy I have to finish up, mmkay?
3They seem to be particularly fond of gnome. Doctor Calbriese, from the College of Entomology, was lost researching these dastardly little bastards
Abyssal Soul Larva
Forgotten Realms
A Gelugon, one of the most
common inhabitants of Cania
Ghargatula serve Baalzebub as
manservants and personal slaves
A fearsome Chain Devil
One of the more prickly of Mammon's servants
An Osyluth, commonly called
Bone Devil. They possess the power to
condemn any devil to the Pit of Flame
Type
Record, Historical
Medium
Crystal, Psionic
Authoring Date
24 Juno NG2281
Ratification Date
12 Embers, NG2281
Expiration Date
Not Applicable
Location

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