Hyde Park Uptight Upright Dudley Do-Rights

The Royal Parks of London, regardless of the criminality one might find in 2087, can be and rightfully should be considered quite safe. One can reasonably expect to be able to enjoy the grounds and beauty of Her Majesty Queen Caroline's Royal Parks. There are however, persons who for misunderstood reasons feel it necessary to volunteer their time to make the Royal Parks even more enjoyable than they already are.   Within Hyde Park one might run across several members of a group which calls themselves the Double U Triple D. No one knows what the meaning of this may be, regardless, locals who frequent Hyde Park call the members of this groups the Hyde Park Uptight Upright Dudley Do-Rights. This done out of the chaps and few ladies of this group acting like "Whit Knights" and "Paladins", for, they are always about trying to set wrongs to right.   A person might errantly, for, no proper person would willingly allow his or her dog to befoul the public paths and pavement. Yet fear not, the Do-Rights will be there on the spot to clean up the mess with a smile on their face. A child might lose his or her model sail boat upon the Serpentine, fear not, the Do-Rights will brave the water foul, be they geese, swans or even I dare say ducks to retrieve the vessel for the child. Alternatively the Do-Rights might brave climbing a tree to retrieve a kite, being ever watchful for the sometimes vicious squirrels that will attack a person in search of snacks and other treats.   One can easily recognize the Do-Rights. Do-Rights often dress is traditional proper British gentlemen's attire. Tweed jackets, waistcoats, trousers, dress shirts and ties. However, their choice of footware stands out. Trainers, military style boots or casual sneakers. Regardless they are well shod with their shoes being high quality and top choice from the high street. Accessories are often antique pocket watches, vintage eyeware and other period adornments, embellishments, accoutrements, or trimmings. Each of which worked in a manner to stylize their personal aesthetic.   The Do-Rights most often travel throughout Hyde Park on electric scooters. This mode of transport seemingly being the best to not mess up their clothing. All in all, the Do-Rights are a rather peaceable troop of fellows.

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