Legendary Food/Drink - Quantum Poultice

The Quantum Poultice was originally cooked up within the first nanoseconds of the creation of the currently knownuniverse. It contains a combination of top and bottom quarks, suspended in super position within the temporal matrix at the very beginning of time, spun to perfection in a three-quarter counterclockwise orientation, and warmed by the Enigmatic Crucible of Startness,

The Quantum Poultice, having lasted less than a femtosecond, is said to have contributed to the shift in formulation of the seven thousand eight hundred and fifty-third digit of Euler's constant from a six to nine, which subsequently changed the distance within the Sargon local group such that instead of remaining in equilibrium, the sixty-two Sargon galaxies are destined to eventually collapse. Similarly, the three-quarter spin of the Quantum Poultice resulted in the formation of strange subatomic particles with imaginary spin and irrational fears.

The Quantum Poultice is more widely know as the primary inspiration for the legendary drink of the same name, frequently served at the Saloon of Sol Searching within the R-U-Sirius supercluster in the form of a carbonated drink infused with free radicalized protons in place of the top quark electromagnetically bound to single oxygen atoms in a 3-5-8 super position, gently rotating in a luminal flux, and frequently served with a fermented pitted cherry. When the galactic core is ascendant as compared to the R-U-Sirius cluster, the Saloon of Sol Searching markets their rendition as a Quantum of Solstice by pairing it with rough blanched legumes from the Frequency and Amplitude Variance Anti-photon family. As a hyper-dimensional construct, the Quantum Poultice from R-U-Sirius is best known for its strong intoxicating effect without any post-imbibement after effects on many lifeforms in the surrounding galaxies.