Vanilla Gorilla
Vance Arnold Gibson IIII (a.k.a. V.G., Vinny)
- Classification: Boot
- Alignment: Anti-Villain
- Origin: Born with Nevoid hypertrichosis and unfortunately being just plain ugly growing up. He joined the army with the intent to get superpowers, and he succeeded.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
He isn't going to outrun anyone anytime soon, but Vance is strong as a 6'5 gorilla that was experimented on the by U.S. government probably would be.
Body Features
He's blanketed in white hair on his body like a snowball everywhere except his face and chest.
Facial Features
He looks like a bad planet of the apes make up job.
Identifying Characteristics
Is the rest of his fabulous self not pretty enough for you? You need something else to identify this sexy beast?
Special abilities
- Super Strength - Vance can toss a mini van like a fastball.
- Ambidextrous - He can jerk it with both hands now, also both feet if you're nasty.
- Strong Grip - The government added a few things and he can climb any surface now without worrying about slipping. He'll be starring in a porn reenactment of King Kong as soon as he possibly can.
- Durable Skin - His skin is now bulletproof, and he can suffer some strong hits. But he can no longer get tattoo's either, which has utterly ruined his sound cloud rap career. He's currently looking into suing the U.S. military for damages for engaging in an unlawful disruption of his mixtape. He claims his past drops were the reason for California's wildfires.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Vance Gibson was an ugly son of a bitch, his words. He knew it, mom knew it, friends knew it, the whole damn country knew it thanks to social media. Being born with the face closer to a monkey than a human, AND bleached white hair that grows in the same places as Coco the Gorilla. What the fuck kind of swamp infested gene pool is that? Clarity comes from being born with a shattered knuckle for a face though. Because when you're ugly, people have no fear showing you how ugly they are. What could you do, judge them? Why would they care, YOU'RE ugly, and that's all that matters.
Vance hid his anger remarkably well, deploying his quick wit and debilitating retorts instead of his massive fists. He knew people saw him as a time bomb but he knew not to give them the satisfaction. God he waited so patiently until he joined the military. He pestered the shit out of the recruiting office, making sure they knew exactly what he wanted to happen. They had to block his calls and ban him from the premises to stop him from interrupting their lunch breaks.
But it fucking worked, he didn't even have to head down to their offices. The moment the clock hit 12 on his 18th birthday he got a call from an unknown number. Transport was at ten and he'd better say his goodbyes cus' he wasn't coming home for a while. Since he was already sexiest gorilla of the year on the internet, the military figured they'd try out their DNA fusion tech. The next year Vanilla Gorilla was trotted out in front of the brass, big baloo was ready to go.
Vance hid his anger remarkably well, deploying his quick wit and debilitating retorts instead of his massive fists. He knew people saw him as a time bomb but he knew not to give them the satisfaction. God he waited so patiently until he joined the military. He pestered the shit out of the recruiting office, making sure they knew exactly what he wanted to happen. They had to block his calls and ban him from the premises to stop him from interrupting their lunch breaks.
But it fucking worked, he didn't even have to head down to their offices. The moment the clock hit 12 on his 18th birthday he got a call from an unknown number. Transport was at ten and he'd better say his goodbyes cus' he wasn't coming home for a while. Since he was already sexiest gorilla of the year on the internet, the military figured they'd try out their DNA fusion tech. The next year Vanilla Gorilla was trotted out in front of the brass, big baloo was ready to go.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
At heart, he just wants to be normal honestly. But since fate snatched that shit away, he'll settle for being a boss.
Likes & Dislikes
Dislikes
- While he was able to learn how to deal with other things in his life, shaving the bottom of his feet will never feel natural for him. It has no place in a polite society.
Date of Birth
September 21st
Year of Birth
2001
19 Years old
Birthplace
New York
Children
Gender
Male
Eyes
Hazel
Hair
White
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
White
Height
6'5
Weight
310 lbs
- English