"The stick works better than the parrot."
A saying often employed by Evander Aratus, an imperial writer living in the imperial capital, Centerpoint, in 1243 AD Concocted due to his paramour providing him with a Nerangan Bluebill parrot trained specifically to speak reminders for the writer to put word to pen.
The parrot went mysteriously missing one day and Evander has been tight lipped about how.
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