Straw Commander

The Rnakatul Empire spans several galaxies, and has invad-, erm, conquer-, um, adding new planets to the empire down to a bureaucratic science. Right up until they try to invade earth. It probably would have gone better if they'd sent a ship with a working translator program and a crew that wasn't the dregs of the fleet.   Now humans are loose on the galaxy, and thanks to Commander Versan, the galaxy is on the verge of revolution.