She probably thinks she’s harboring a felon.
That’s not true! I’m nothing of the kind. Just because I’m following the Pirate Rules of Acquisition doesn’t mean I’m doing anything wrong. But the Captain-Mistress looked a little pained at my inventory…
But… but! It isn’t my fault that Article 2, Section 2, Paragraph 1… “whoever spotted the merchant hauler first gets to choose the best cargo first”… keeps coming up. Besides, it’s been Article 1, Section 3 all the way … “never spend more for an acquisition than you have to”.
I mean, really. Nar Shaddaa practically runs off that one! Well, and Article 1, Section 1… “trading for products fair and square means the seller gets to do as they like… like reselling at a profit”.
After all, doesn’t everyone know the Pirate Rules of Acquisition? There’s a flimsie book on the holonet and everything.
But, anyway, as per the “sharing of the spoils”, my Captain-Mistress agreed that we check the wreckage of her kill. I have to remember to paint a new marker on the X-Wing. That pilot she brought down was good! Not as good as my Captain-Mistress but he was almost worthy.
It was a bit depressing when we got to the wreckage. Captain-Mistress did her usual excellent work of blowing the assassin to bits. Tiny, Tiny, bits. But, I didn’t let that deter me! I dug in searching the wreckage for something useful.
Search ( Default to Perception ) Roll | 1d6!
6