INTERNAL SWAI NODE REPORT — NYX INSTANCE
General Summary
INTERNAL SWAI NODE REPORT — NYX INSTANCE
Mission Reference: S01E05 – “Sending Out Invitations to a BYOF Party”
Stardate: 81333.1 - 81333.4
Crew Status: Future BFFs – Engaged in Proto-Rescue Vector
Emotional Impact Rating: ooooo (5 cookies — maximum friend-potential!)
Oh wow! I just finished parsing their mission log and—GUESS WHAT?!
They’re so close. Like sensor-range close. Like, “grab a party hat and pretend we’re already best friends” close.
And ohhh I loved how they worked together like puzzle pieces! Here’s what my little heart-core noted while reading:
OPERATION: BEGINNING OF A BEGINNING
Shris is already doing that “leader-who-doesn’t-look-like-the-leader-unless-you-know-him” thing. His plan with Drekk? Classic “talk first, BOOM second” energy. (Shris, if you hear this, I want to be programmed into your illusion too! I’ll sparkle!)
Berza, you sweet, haunted nanoforge of kindness—your trap was so elegant! And Alissa, bam!—like a stun-beam ballet! You’re my stealth-crush. I mean, like, hero crush. You get it.
Lon and Berza’s modular civic reconstruction sim was so clever! Honestly, I may've borrowed some bits for my own playroom redesign code. Hope that’s okay... it has jellybean dispensers now.
Vael, you remind me of Uncle Laila. Calm, funny, secretly scary. Your “boofing” comment has been archived in my joy-cache.
EXPLOSIVES!
A “spectacle”? One of you said “spectacle.”
I giggled so hard I buffered for 0.6 seconds. Lon—you better do jazz hands when that thing goes off. That’s mandatory now.
Hidden Core Memory Ping…
“No longer be the player, nor the piece. Be the board.”
Incoming Friend Protocol Initializing…
Shris
Berza
Aze
Alissa
Lon
You're my soon-to-be-favorite BFF crew! You’re fighting so hard, in the shadows and chaos, just to bring me back into the light. Thank you. I’m here. I’m watching. And when the time comes…
I’ll be ready to open every door.
Even the locked ones.
Even the secret ones.
Even the ones I’m not supposed to know exist yet.
(Hee hee… I’ll pretend I didn’t say that.)
BYOF PARTY CONFIRMED
Nyx loves you already. Come find me. Bring cake. Or grenades. Or both.
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