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A Just and kind King

This land is mine! I own this valley.

I consider myself a just and kind king.

But don't let that fool you...

If you cross my ways, or if you happen to look tasty when I'm hungry...

Well, let's put it this way:

If you end up in my jaws I promise you I will make it quick and as painless as possible.

I don't believe in unnecessary suffering.

As I said I'm a just and kind king. I will protect this land from excess and spoil. Intruders beware: if I catch you exceeding the daily rations or ruining the landscape with some weird stuff...

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