Transpiration

Dearest Curious Employee,   Yes, the Transpiration electrolyte water is a beverage of W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P.'s own creation and not a re-label of the popular brand name electrolyte hydration drink you mentioned in your previous email. Our Transpiration should be easy to tell apart from that, as it has less stark artificial coloring added. Our bottles are also made with less single-use plastic and are not engraved with the letter G on them, which should be an obvious sign to anyone paying attention. We hope that those details evaded your attention due to the fact that you were concentrating more on your actual work. Thank you.  

-an email from W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P.

  Special recipes for electrolyte water have been perfected by the company. Cacti, among other agency personnel, appreciate this healthy and tasty beverage. This water is often served at W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P. facilities in which a gym or other physical exercise location can be found. Some of the water is produced in bulk by company factories and bottled under the brand name of 'Transpiration' for mass distribution around the world in several agency locations, within vending machines, and available for free in some lunchroom refrigerators. Other times, the water is made fresh--especially when there is a full-service kitchen and staff on-site. This Transpiration electrolyte water can be concocted in several different flavors. It can also be tailored to support many different areas and functions of the body. Using varied ingredients, the water can provide a plethora of nutritional benefits.     One of the key essentials for creating Transpiration electrolyte water is water. This may or may not be provided in the form of coconut water. Salts of different kinds may be added, depending on the flavor, along with varying fruit juices. No matter the flavor, this beverage is best served chilled, but can also be consumed warm or at room temperature. Due to the fresh nature of the Transpiration that is produced with organic ingredients and no preservatives, it is best to drink it immediately or store any remaining batch within a refrigerator to prevent the concoction from growing rancid. However, bottled Transpiration available in vending machines contains preservatives that allow it to maintain a longer shelf life.   At the Florilegium, it is a grand tradition that this water is served at every dining table. Many boast about the water when it is prepared fresh at the Oasis resort, and it is said that nothing compares. Preceding a Cholla, several Cacti forego alcoholic beverages, aiming for the Transpiration electrolyte water instead. Some believe that it brings them good luck, while others prefer it due to the health benefits it boasts.