BREAKING NEWS: The Queen Resigns

"Welcome back you are listening to Darcassian Public Radio, the official... voice... of the Martocrat. I am your host Auchinleck Denning, Minister General of Public Opinion and Information."   "You can always tune in and get factual and boots on the ground news."   "Our top story is the recent resignation of Vennac Marshal and Queen of Athelia Agadai Catheric. In Triseta Queen Catheric announced to Darcassian delegates and Athelian nobles that she would be stepping down from her position. She cited old age and failing health for her reasoning. She then announced that she and Athelian Chieftains will be holding court to elect the next Queen. We can expect the new Vennac Marshal to be announced sometime next month."   "Other news today is relevant to our brave men and women overseas. Imperial Vennacti Army Group 12 is being shipped out to reinforce the holdings in Minuba. Almost 200,000 troops are expected to make landfall and to be deployed throughout the colonies. 12th Army Group Commander Manz Kovik claimed that his ships would arrive within two months."   "These troops would be deployed throughout Minuba but primarily centered around Nezuma Province. So for all of you folks currently stationed in Nezuma, be sure to give your compatriots a warm welcome."   "This week there was a terrible spillage of Zerizite off the coast of Alkallia. The ship ran aground due to a navigation error, spilling about 20 tons of precious Zerizite ore into the sea. Efforts are ongoing to salvage as much of the Zerizite as possible."   "Now I'm not one to shed a tear but that... that is devastating. We can only hope as much of the Zerizite can be retrieved and salvaged."   "With such downer news, that last one in particular, how about we take a break? For your listening pleasure the Top Ten Efficient Core Music. This has been Minister General Denning, the official... voice... of the Martocrat. More news coming at you at 11:00."