Ye Old Knitting Society
I have known many knitting societies in my day, and many organizations dedicated to the confounding of the world, and of both of these groups the most fearful of their number is Ye Old Knitting Society.The Knitting Society is a time-honored traditional society that has existed in nearly the exact same form since the founding of this entire world. The inherent menace of this specific group is difficult to comprehend by those unaware of it, but exists nonetheless. Knitting is, in itself, not a menacing thing. Nor are knitting groups. Yet while this specific group bears great resemblance to the standard knitting circle, it is not the same. Similarities include: a group of knitters who come together on a regular basis to interact and knit. Differences: have been known to overthrow governments, instigate assassinations, and otherwise wreak havoc on local production lines. In some ways, the Knitting Society is the ultimate evolution of what modern Earth has termed a "karen." Not to take the definition as it might sometimes mean simply a woman standing up for her very sensible consumer's rights, but in the sense that the women who are members of the Knitting Society believe they are entitled to certain things that they are not. Like the deaths of their enemies in the manner of their choosing, and also the best seats in the restaurant they choose to meet at, even if someone else is celebrating their anniversary and need it more. They claim to not have any aspirations upon the world, but they yet insist that it conform to their precise, and often unreasonable, specifications. They wish none of the responsibility or authority, and yet desire the comfort and ease that usually comes with such. To join their number is to forever leave behind civilized society.
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Social, Group
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