Seriously, Just Leave Her Alone I Am Asking Literally One Thing Whatever Okay Go Get Yourself Killed You Stupid Fuck Law of 83 Fall

On the 9th day of Seram in the 83rd Year of Fall, King Carric declared, "Seriously just leave her alone. I am asking literally one thing." This came as a response to a noble claiming they would slay the beast plaguing the northern parts of the region near the Tuulwind River and Uyliode.   An investigation had revealed this to be a kraken and the king had sent his daughter, Princess Adweald, to see to the matter. Princess Adweald returned declaring she would marry the beast which would break her non-disclosure betrothal to an unknown noble. This only served to infuriate her father and he threatened to disown Princess Adweald and adopt the beast instead. After Princess Adweald stormed off, generals managed to calm the angry king and convince him that diplomacy really was the best course of action.   This led to the conversation between the king and noble which the king's second husband insisted be entered into public record.   The noble went on to respond to the king by saying, "Perhaps Princess Adweald would have been able to kill the creature had she more of a spine. But I suppose she takes after her father."   The king was quiet before saying, "Whatever." He sighed deeply, again which the king's second husband urged me to write into public record, then said venomously, "Okay go get yourself killed, you stupid fuck."   Three days later, the noble was found dead with a stab wound to the gut. He had not yet left DMNeeds for Uyliode.   At the announcement of this noble's death, the king told the court, "I have disinherited Princess Adweald as punishment for the murder of Lord Francis Hyi." The court gasped and the king held up a finger to stop our speculating. "However, I come today to announce the adoption of the newest member of the Carric family, Lady Kraken. All those of DMNeeds will see her as a beloved member of the Carric family. She will be wed seven months hence to a woman named Adweald."