Downfall - Song
With al to respect, I think all we Potterheads can agree that the Cursed Child is sadly a big pile of trash of creative writing but please, see this song just as a stupid joke still.
Oh, we all have feared it before,
J.K., have you hit your head on the door?
Well, your paycheck must have been quite big,
But seeing this as canon makes me sick
Where did you dig the Time-Turners back out?
Did any logic even sproud?
Why the hell has Tom a child?
He wants to rule alone and that's just wild!
Oh, Tiffany and Thorne, let us give you an applause,
And then shove this crappy book up your mouth!
What the hell did you smoke when you wrote this?
Look now, all the Potterheads are pissed!
Did you put Lockhart in there in a Harry Potter disguise?
Because seeing this on stage burns my eyes!
Yes, you have some good things written in there,
But in the end kills the bad stuff the spare!
Oh, but don´t worry,
There is some other use for this story,
Throw it in the furnace and let the flames devour it whole,
Finally some healing for my fractured soul!
Oh, Tiffany and Thorne, let us give you an applause,
And then shove this crappy book up your mouth!
What the hell did you smoke when you wrote this?
Look now, all the Potterheads are pissed!
Delphini is not needed and just sad,
And Albus is just an ungrateful brat,
But let at least get Scorpius out of this script,
Before he also gets hit!
Oh, Tiffany and Thorne, congratulations for that great lost,
This book was a line you shouldn´t have crossed,
But well at least something is now clear,
This Downfall is not canon here!
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