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Hoxton's Hovel, Issue 47

Lissen up, ya prehis'oric lump'aschools! Got some preem newscut today. Seen them butcher's hooks on tha Quake concert? Ol' Paycheck chums at it again, can't say I blame em', hones'ly. Sure, sure, time an' place. but would ya Adam an' Eve it that some gonks are pushin' gainst the idea? Them corp fruits only chip in for the posi'ive PR, - 'ell, I tain't even be shook if a corp set up the quake in th' first place? Why, jus' check a look at the Blackout a wee back when, and who benefi'ed from that whole mess? (Lookin' at you, Trauma. Ya ain't sneakin.) I say, steal from the rich and give to myself! When ya think of an ounce of pity for those fruits, just remember who'd gladly stomp their daisy roots over your body to wipe mud off 'em. Shout to me lass Clover, that's one that won't be dell'd for long. As for th' actual performances, tho, cunt move on a night that graced us like that. Wildhearts bangin' as always, despite their cripplin' Nord disease, Zumi lass piped out a real soul-speaker of a debut - keep your peeps popped for that, and Lion really tied up the whole shebang together with a preem group act at the end. Rat bastard AMOC still owes me 500 smooth ones for the shite he borrowed, though. Cunt.

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Nov 25, 2022 15:14 by Dacho Botcho

RockerBoyWannaBe213: that ***in concert was ***in lit as shit, fr fr. *** thos corpos but at the same time wtf was that shooting the ***in talent shit, mega ***ing weak, shoulda just had them keep going, nearly killed the ***ing show!!!

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Nov 25, 2022 15:14 by Dacho Botcho

Japanophile: I'm really upset I couldn't win that katana. Good nippon steel is hard to come by, these days, especially a blade that has tasted blood already...

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Nov 25, 2022 15:15 by Dacho Botcho

Barrel: look at this edgy ***. jesus, choom, just go out and do what all sane people do and just yoink one from an arasaka arms convoy, that's the most genuine 'nippon' steal you're gonna fine

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Nov 25, 2022 15:16 by Dacho Botcho

DaJonkerBaby: CLOWNS!!!! YOU WEREN'T FUNNY AT ALL!!!! NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAG, PRANK, OR JAPE!!! MAXIMUM DISAPPOINTMENT!!!

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