Neocaine
GET YOUR NEOCAINE AND JOIN THE NOVA TRAIN, TODAY! Terms and conditions applyBecause there is nothing safe from the grasping tendrils of capitalism, Neocaine is the newest and hottest form of cocaine hitting the streets of Megacorpolis like a white plague. It is the party drug of choice for those with disposable income and also for a lot of people who used to have disposable income but now have a cocaine habit instead. With no laws or regulations left to prevent the pure pursuit of profit, we've got some Neocaine, baby! For all intents and purposes, Neocaine is an old trick updated for a new age. Good ol' cocaine has been blended and cut with proprietary ingredients to provide party-goers with a better high - whatever that means for them. There's a whole market with hundreds of different brands and types of Neocaine, for every kind of vice you care to mention. For all that, every marketing campaign seem to start with the same age-old trick: the first sample is free.
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For every night, There's a line, If you can't do one, Come on, do nine!Gone are the boring old days when all you had was a pile of white powder that may or may not be flour or baby powder. In this bold new age of capitalist innovation, Neocaine comes in every kind of cripplingly addictive flavor.
Enjoy this free presentation on the wonders of NEOCAINE and collect your sample on the way out.Midas Dust
Turn the night into gold! Shimmering bright and enticing, Midas Dust is golden powder style of Neocaine that has garnered a reputation as the drug of choice for high-rollers, CEOs, and other people with more wealth than sense. The metallic dye probably doesn't cause brain damage when ingested, but it does produce a long and pleasant high that heightens all the worst tendencies of your average manager. Some people say it's just Neocaine with some glitter, and those people are getting fucking sued by Midas Inc. According to the corporate advertisement and marketing, Midas Dust is for winners only, and losers who can't appreciate the different should go back to their peasant drugs. Besides a runny nose and the rest, common side-effects include auditory hallucination in the form of your own personalized soundtrack for every situation and main-character-syndrome. Jade-o-caine
Get high, with the planet.100% organic, sustainably sourced, and biodegradable, this green Neocaine are for people who want to party but also help the planet. It is marketed as the responsible Neocaine, probably mixed with macha or lavender. For every bump you do off your credit card, they'll plant a tree. A different high is achieved by mixing in some mild hallucinagens with the rest of the powder, but most of it is really down to the marketing. Holy Smoke
Revelation and esctacy, two for the price of one!Primarily sold by the Omnifaith Inc, Holy Smoke is the umbrella term for all their religiously-themed Neocaine. From monotheism to spiritualism, every belief has a brand of Neocaine, with the same general effect of mimicking a spiritual revelation. Awe, wonder, one-ness with the universe, becoming incredibly preachy are all effects of the Holy Smoke. Coming down from walking on the clouds with angels to walking back into your tiny cubicle makes for a real bummer, however. Besides being a good time, it is a very successful recruiting tool both for Omnifaith and their various subsidized cults around the city. After all, they hold the supply. Void Salt
...Matte black and sold together with a tiny manifesto about nihilism, Void Salt is sold as a product for the discerning hedonist. It numbs and disassociates, making it a favorite among cults, nihilist sub-cultures, and professional weirdoes. It has a reputation to make people twitchy and impulsive, which is definitely what you want out of someone already drawn to the Void Salt. There are currently several lawsuits pending against the manufacturer, but if opened the bag, you signed the EULA.
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Subscription Boxcaine
Can't decide which one you want? Do you think variety is the snortable spice of life? Subscribe to a Neocaine box! Every month, your dealer/business of choice will send you a box with new, exciting ways to get addicted. Not only that, these boxes come with pins, trinkets, clothes, and accessories! Turn your addiction into a lifestyle and maybe even score a rare action-figure of Snorticus, the cocaine cowboy.
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The dosage in the subscription box is carefully calibrated to never really give you quite enough and always leave you craving more. You know, like a cliffhanger! It's a treat. You're welcome.
Addiction Opportunities
Sometimes, you can have too much of a good thing. That's why the same companies that sell Neocaine also have a thriving business in drug and addiction recovery programs. Everything from do-it-on-your-own course on digital platforms to expensive spa-like resorts to help you kick the habit. Collect points by staying on the straight and narrow! Cash them in for merch! And when you inevitably get back on the wagon like intended, they'll be there with a fresh slate of things you to try, at a wide range of prices. And even more, new "addiction-free" Neocaine to keep you going while you do the programs. It's a win-win situation for everyone involved, except for you.
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As a professional weirdo, I think I'll pass on the void salt.
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