Caolán, the Mirror-Tongued
Caolán, the Mirror-Tongued
First of the Inner Circle of the Hunt
The Velvet Maw | The Trickster Queen | Alistær’s Shadow
"You're not afraid of me. Not really.
You're afraid I’ll understand you—and laugh."
Overview
Caolán is the Hunt's theatrical knife in velvet gloves. Once an oracle of truth, now a whispering chaos in flesh, she blends charm and madness in equal measure. Her voice cuts deeper than blades, her laughter unravels reason, and her affections are laced with poison. She is obsessed with Alistær as a lover, as a flame she’s desperate to dance around, even as it blackens her.
She is not a general. She is not a commander.
She is a performer.
And the battlefield is always her stage.
Personality
Glamorous Madness: Every gesture is a performance. Every word has layers. She drifts between flirtation and threat with theatrical ease.
Obsessive Affection: Her loyalty to Alistær is deep, twisted, and unstable—equal parts reverence, resentment, and longing.
Trickster's Heart: Caolán doesn't destroy kingdoms. She corrupts ideas, rewrites loyalties, and turns certainty into doubt.
Spiteful Charm: She adores beauty, chaos, and cleverness—and punishes anyone who takes life too seriously.
Playful Malice: If you impress her, she’ll spare your life. If you bore her, she’ll end it mid-sentence… and ask the audience for applause.
Mischance, the Cat of Calamity
Caolán’s constant companion—a black cat with too many lives and too much spite. Mischance is no ordinary familiar; it is a living omen. Wherever it walks, bad luck follows. It watches heroes from ledges, steals precious things, and purrs at the exact moment a trap is sprung. Some say it speaks. Others say it smiles.
History
Caolán was once a respected elven oracle—feared, sought after, and never wrong. When she foresaw the rise of something terrible and refused to lie to those in power, they attempted to silence her through a failed ritual that fractured her mind and opened it to a whispering, malevolent force.
When Alistær found her, she was laughing in the ruins of a temple, dancing among the dead. He didn’t end her. He offered her meaning.
She has followed him ever since.
Loved him. Served him.
Role Within the Hunt
First of the Inner Circle.
Caolán was the first to kneel—and perhaps the first who never truly did. She’s been there since the beginning, watching, laughing, remembering.
Alistær’s Velvet Fang.
While others lead armies or build empires, Caolán plays with minds. She whispers to lieutenants, lovers, kings. Her influence poisons before a blade is ever drawn.
Rival to Anastasia.
She sees Anastasia not just as competition for Alistær’s attention, but as a symbol of everything she once was—, dangerous, beautiful, and loved. That simply won’t do.
Theatrical Symbolism
Color Motif: Deep red and midnight violet, accented with silver thread and black lace.
Themes: Mirror imagery, fractured reflections, laugh tracks, abandoned stages.
Signature Object: Her silver dagger, used as pointer, prop, and punctuation.
Stage Presence: She never walks. She glides. Curtains move for her. Doors open just a second too early. Reality bends, politely.
Relationships
Alistær Traeval: Her god, her obsession, her greatest heartbreak waiting to happen. She would die for him—or kill him if it made the story better.
Tamaska: A trickster worth watching. A chaos kin. Caolán adores Tamaska’s pranks like fine art and wants to coax her toward ruin, rebellion, or both.
Anastasia Quinn: A beautiful threat. Caolán’s jealousy is subtle but sharp—she masks it in compliments that could curdle wine.
Quotes
"You’re not broken, darling. You’re just not boring."
"I’ve been called a lie, a witch, a mistake. I prefer: plot twist."
"I don’t want to be worshipped. I want to be understood. And then feared."
"Let them wear crowns. I wear catastrophe like a cape."
Legacy
Caolán is not meant to rule. She is meant to unmake. She is the playwright who enters her own tragedy halfway through, rewrites the ending, and takes a bow while the world burns behind her. She does not want peace. She wants spectacle. And when the curtain falls on Marth, she’ll make sure it falls in velvet, blood, and roaring applause.

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