Pirates of Cerdos Session 1

The campaign began with a public execution in the streets of Capsa, the capital city of Dalia. Wilward Van Albram, a Simic Hybrid half elf from Vasydok, along with four other prisoners, were brought to the gallows and offered a deal. They could become members of the Dalian Royal Navy in order to pay off their debts to society. Only Van Albram agreed, and the other prisoners were hanged.
  The offer was also extended to the crowd, among whom were Blackmayne, a Lionen swashbuckler, and Bo-Kang, a Hobgoblin Samurai alcoholic. Blackmayne and Bo-Kang both decided to accept and headed towards the Royal Extension Office to sign up.
  Along the way, they walked by an open front shop with an old Warforged, TCRN (Twilight Council Royal Navy) 8349, hanging from the back wall, who had been fished up from the ocean floor and was apparently deactivated. The price tag said 10,000 gp, but Blackmayne tore the tag to make it say "10", threw a purse of ten gold at the shopkeeper, and carried TCRN away. The shopkeeper alerted a guard, who chased Blackmayne and Bo-Kang, but stopped following them when TCRN woke up, and helped Blackmayne intimidate him.
  The group made their way to the extension office, but stopped at Shooshie's Shoes and Shinery to get TCRN cleaned, since he was still dirty from spending 1000+ years at the bottom of the ocean.
  They arrived at the extension office, and met Van Albram, who was waiting to get into the office. They went inside, met Gremmund, and signed up to be privateers. They stayed at the Heavy Lemon Inn, meeting Milo. The next day they went to the docks, and were given their rowboat and decided to rent a Keelboat. 
  The party returned to the Heavy Lemon Inn, and interfered with a card game while waiting for their food. Later, a group of 3 goblins, each with one blind eye, tried to steel Van Albram's coin purse. They grabbed one, named Grunk, killed another, and the last one escaped. They intimidated Grunk, who eventually gave in and agreed to lead the party to his ship and join the party's crew.
  The party made their way to a cove with a waterfall Northwest of Capsa, and killed several Goblins and Hobgoblins. They repaired the Cyclopian ship, sailed it back to Capsa, and collected 100 gp as a bounty for the Cyclopian crew they killed. TCRN opened up a bank account at the Royal Dalian Bank for the party and deposited their earnings.